I Want U To Be

I want u
To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner?. &
to say those sweet three words to U?.
?Pay The Bill?

Hathon Mein

Jurhe jo tere khawab se to tote hm neend se

Yeh kaisa ishq hai sajana

Tu hat0on mai to hai mere

Tu kiyon nai lakiroh mai.

Definition of TRUST

Beautiful definition of TRUST:

“Giving someone the authority to destroy U completely, but having the confidence that he would never do it!”..

Meri Dua Ke Sath

Ek khushbo Gulab k sath

Thori si hansi her baat k sath

Ek YAAD Mulaqat k sath

Naya Mousam

Thori si barsat k sath

Humesha khush raho

Meri “DUA” k sath.

Friendship In Adverse Situations

Friendship, love, maturity and character are judged in adverse situations. At coffee table, everyone behaves well (SHAKESPERE)…..

FEELINGZ Ne

Apki Lovely Lovely FEELINGZ Ne
Mere Charming Charming
HEART
Ko

Itna EFFECT Kya

Mainey Sabko REJECT
Kr k

APKO SPECIALGuD morning k liye Select Kiya..good morning

Us Ne To Kaha Tha

Us ne to kaha tha k hr barish me hm sath sath bheegain gy…

.

.

.

To phr Aj Q wo tanha, main tanha, aur ye barish tanha..

mout ki raftar

“Agr tm mout ki raftar ko dekh letay tu umeedon sy nafrt krtay or kbi in ko pura krne main masrof na hotay”

HAZRAT ALI (A.S)

Ye Eid Ke Pakwaan

Ye Eid Ke Pakwaan Ka Kuch Aaisa Aasar Hai..
Mehboob Ki Zulfain Bhi Lagti Hain Sawaiyaan.

A Famous RUSSIAN QUOTE

A Famous RUSSIAN QUOTE !!

“Never Trust a Crying Woman and a Smiling MAN,

Both are extremly Dangerous”

It is True

See

Crying MEERA & Smiling ASIF ZARDARI. 😉

Seenay Se Lagya

Jab Koi Bhi Na Raha
Kandha Mere Ronay Ko
Ghar Ki Dewaron Ne
Seenay Se Lagya Mujh Ko

pen main ink

B0y: tumharay pen main ink nae hai kya
Grl: andhay h0 kia?
chal t0 raha hai
B0y : acha t0 apna number t0 likh kr dikha0…!!:-)

Qaf-e-Qaatil Ki Shikan Mein

Mein Khud Hee Chhupa Tha Qaf-e-Qaatil Ki Shikan Mein
Maqtool Ki Tooti Howi Talwaar Bhi Mein ThaChheentay Hain
Jahan Ab Mere Maasoom Lahoo Ke Os Farq-e-Falak-Naaz Ki Dastaar Bhi
Mein Tha Meri Hee Sadaa Lout Ke Aayi Hai Mujhi Tak Shayad Had-e-Aflaak Ke
Os Paar Bhi Mein Tha Manzil Pe Jo Pohancha Hun Tou Maaloom Howa Hai !
Khud Apnay Lye Raah Ki Deewaar Bhi Mein Tha
Ab Mere Taaruf Se Guraiza Hai TU Laikin Kal Tak Teri Pehchaan Ki Mayaar Bhi Mein Tha
Dekha Tou Mein Afshaa Tha Har Ik Zehen Pe Mohsin Socha Tou Pas-e-Parda Israar Bhi Mein Tha

JASHN-E-AZADI Mubarak

O Ghareebo……
.
Bus me latak k aane walo
.
Light k baghair rehne walo
.
Dehshat gardi bardasht karne walo
.
Hr cheez pe Extra tax dene walo
.
12 ka petrol 88 me kharidne walo
.
Selab ka imdadi saman Dobara market se kharidne walo
.
Shehr ki lights ka bill apne ghar se dene walo
.
Sania ko bhabi kehne walo
.
Pepsi pe 5 rupay km kr k pura mahina msg krne walo
.
Muni ko badnam krne walo
.
English k paper me Calculator le k jaane walo
.
Zardari ko Sadar banane walo
.
Call center wali larki se baat kr k saari raat khushi se jaagne walo
.
.
.
.
Meri traf se app sab ko advance JASHAN-E-AZADI Mubarak ho…!!

20 Saal Tak

Santa ki maa:- 20 saal tak meri koi

aulad nahi hui

Press reporter:- Fir apne kya kiya?

Maa:- Fir mai 21 saal ki hui to

papa ne meri shadi krai.

Fir ja ke santa hua..

Freedm In D Mind

Freedm in D Mind,
Faith in D words..
Pride in our Souls..
Lts salut D Nation ..our Inependence Day!
Vande Mataram.

Sometimes i cry

Sometimes I cry while chopping carrots cause

I dont want onions to think that they are ugly or something

Green Tree

Always Keep Hoping For Good.
As The Chinese Say,
“Keep A Green Tree In Your Heart, The Singing Bird Will Surely Come..”

Gud Mrning……

5 Second Baad Unka Mobile Off Ho Jata

Ye sms jin khubsurat Lrkon
OR
lrkiyun ko milta Hai…
5 Second baad unka mobile off ho jata
hai….
00:05
00:04
00:03
00:02
00:01
Nahi howa??
Khodsurat hote to ho jata na.!
Mera to 2 Din tak off raha tha..!!

Yeh Udaas Shamein

Yeh udaas shamein meri tanhai ko aisa urooj bakhshti hein Mohsin….!!
Ky mujhy phir wohi, ik wohi, bas wohi, shaks yaad aata hy….

Success Has Only One Calculation Formula

Success has only one Calculation Formula:
STOP Thinking in Terms of Limitations
&
START Thinking in Terms of Possibilities.

Joke of century

Computers and Mobiles were invented to save our time..
.
.
.
.
.
JOKE of the CENTURY 😀 😛

Nasa has launched L project

NASA has launched a project “L” whch consist

a new and better space ship 2 send odanary people

into space specially 2 Moon without been so expensive

only for u have to folow 1 simple rule n that is

“CHARRHO LUN TAY= Pohanacho CHUN TAY”

Feel free to contact our project manager

Mr. GullKhan to enjoy the ride

k milna aasan ho

Dafan hain us k ghar k sath qabristan mein, magar phr bi wo rota hy

“SAQi”.

Khud hi to kaha karta tha k bana lo qareeb koi thikana k milna aasan ho
Jae

Happy New Year

Is rishte ko yunhi banaye rakhna,
Dil me yaado k chirag jalaye rakhna,
bahut Pyara safar raha 2012 ka,
apna sath 2013 me bhi banaye rakhna.
Happy New Year

1st Rajab on 23rd May 2012 Sms And Poetry

Hazrat ANAS (radi-Allahu-anhu) se marvi:Jannat me ek nehr he jise rajab kehte hen jo Dudh se ziada Safed or Shehd se ziada Mithi he to jo koi rajab ka ek roza rakhe to ALLAH azza.wa.jal use us nehr se serab karega (Shob-ul-Iman J-3 P-367)

Bs Khuwab main

“Bs Khuwab main ho jaye Dedaar_ e_Mustufa Hasil”,,,

“Mere Allah Mujhy Aisi koi Neeend Sula dy”,,,

That Special Day Is Here Again

That special day is here again
The day we took our vows
You are just as special to me today As you still get me aroused.
Happy Anniversary

Boss in office

Boss hangs a poster in Office
I AM THE BOSS, DO NOT FORGET
He returns from lunch, finds a slip on his desk.
Ur wife called, she wants her poster back home.

Dance Like Theres Nobody Watching

Youve gotta dance like theres nobody watching,
Love like youll never be hurt,
Sing like theres nobody listening,
And live like its heaven on earth.

Intertwined With Your Heart

My heart is so intertwined with your heart,

that it stops beating when we are apart.

Happy Valentines Day

Tahrik.E.Tahfoze Nojawan Pakistan

Jo dete hain Larkiyon ko tohfey,

Wo uthate hain unki shaadi k sofay

jo jatey hai un k peche

wo ate hain un ki car k neche

jo kehte hain un ko janu

wo bun jate hai un k bachon k mamu

So dont Trust the GIRLS..

A Public Service msg from

Tahrik.E.Tahfoze
Nojawan Pakistan

Haathon Ki Lakeeron Mein

Aye Kaash Ke Aisa Hojaye, Mere HaathOn Ki LakeerOn Mein,
Main Jab Bhi Mutthi KhOlun To Tasveer Teri Hi Bann Jaye..

Best Friendship Sms

You have known me in Good and bad times ,
You have seen me When i was happy and when i was sad,
You have watched me laugh and cry,
Thank you for believing in me, For supporting me ,
And for always being there ,
Thank you for being A PERFECT FRIEND.

Dil Dil Pakistan

Aisi Zameen Aur Aasman
Inkay Siwa Jaana Kahan
Bhadti Rahay Yeh Roshni
Chalta Rahay Yeh Karvan
Dil Dil Pakistan
Jaan Jaan Pakistan
Dil Dil Pakistan
Jaan Jaan Pakistan…
Happy Pakistan Day

Pathan aur College Ki larki

Pathan:College Ki Larki Se Bola

I Love U!

Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo

Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K Sir Ko Bolti Hun

Pathan: Pagal Ki Bachi Sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai Hai.

I Touch You With My Prayers

When my hands cant reach to special people like You. I touch them with my prayers. I pray that may Allah increase ur health, wealth, wisdom & prosperity.  May Allah Reduce ur Worries, Sorrows, Problems & Enemies.May ur Life Be filled with Love,Strength, Peace & Blesings all time!

funny son -funny urdu sms

SON: Abba idher AA.

MOTHER: Aise nai boltey beta, Abba ko izat ke sath bulate hain.

SON: Abba Izzat k sath idher aa ja 😛 😀

We aLways worry about Our Looks

“We aLways worry about Our Looks, But The truth is that
They neither matter to those who Love us nor To those who don’t Love us…”

One Sad Fucker Is Reading This SMS

At this moment
5 million are having sex
2 million are in gun fights
91million at a party and
one sad fucker is reading this SMS

Mohabbat Ibadat

Jab waqt hi guzarna tha to kisi aur ko apna lete….

Tumko bataya to tha mai mohabbat ibadat ki tarha karti hun.

Stars Is Singin

Stars is singin,
moon is dancing,
sun is shinging in a was to wish u happy birthday

PAS Aao Ik Ilteja Sun Lo

PAS Aao, Ik Ilteja Sun Lo
Pyar Ha Be-Panah Sun Lo

Ek Tumhi Ko Khud Sa Manga Ha
Jab B Koi Dua Mangi Sun Lo

Ibteda Ishq Ki How Tum Sa
Tum Ko Chahat Ki Inteha Sun Lo

Bin Tere Je Nahi Sakunge Main
Lot Ao Mere Sada Sun Lo

Dekh Lo Zindagi Adhuri Ha
Na Raho Aur Ab JUDA Sun Lo..

Raat ko IBADAT

Best SMS !!!

IN QURAN_E_MAJEED

“Ay bande agr kbi Rat ko tri Ankh khule

or tu phr SO jye. To tu ne mjhse Bewafai ki

or Agr Tri Ankh khule or tu ne wazoo kia or

Meri IBADAT ki. Tu ne Manga or Me ne Qabul na kiya

To me ne tujhse BEWAFAI ki

Or Me Aisa nai kerta!!”

‘Suraha-e-mulk’

Pass Rehney Ka Tareeqa

Nazar Se Door Reh Kar Bhi Kisi Ki Soch Mein Rehna
Kisi K Pass Rehney Ka Tareeqa Ho To Aisa Ho……..

Living Alone

NICE LINES….

“Living alone is really better than living with fake people who hate y0u but act like loving y0u”

Hathi ne Romntic mod me

1 Hathi ne Romntic mod m 1 Chunti ko chera

Chunti ghusy me Hathi ki bv k pas ja k boli

Apny AWARA SHOHAR ko smjha lo
Warna MARD hamary ghar me b hein.” ;-p ;-D

Ye Phool Ye Khushbu Ye Nagar

Ye Phool Ye Khushbu Ye Nagar Zehn Mein Rakhna,

Gar Sath Chaley Ho To Safar Zehn Mein Rakhna_!

Jee Bhar K Falak Bos Emaraat Mein Thehro,

Es Shehr Mein Mera b Hy Ghar Zehn Mein Rakhna_!

Tum Mom Ka Ek Mehl Bananey To Lagey Ho,

Suraj b Nikalta Hy Edhar Zehn Mein Rakhna_!

Her Rang Bhari Cheez Ka Anjam Yehi Hy, Titli Ka Ye Toota Hua Per Zehn Mein Rakhna_!

Kai Rang Bdalta Hy Bharosa Nhi Us Ka, Filhal Wo Mukhlis Hy Mgar Zehn Mein Rakhna

Mujhe awaz De Lena

Kabi icecream lao to

Kabi murghi pkao to

Mujhe awaz de lena

wallet men maal ziada ho

Jo shopping ka irada ho

Muje awaz de lena

Tumhare dress unfit ho

Make up ki extra kit ho

Mujhe awaz de lena

Kabi concert pe jana ho

Kahin hular mchana ho

Zra na tm sharmana

Zra na tm ghabrana

Muje awaz de lena!

Lipta Hua Dil Se

Ek khwab hai, iss khwab ko khona bhi nahi hai
Tabeer k dhage mein pirona bhi nahi hai…
Lipta hua hai dilse kisi raaz ki surat
wo shakhs ke jisko mera hona bhi nahi hai.

Shaitan ko pathar maare

Punjabi Hajj Karne gea
Wapis aya to dost ne pucha
Shetan ko pathar maare

Punjabi: Rush he Ina c pathar marne da Moqa hi Nae milia
pr Galian Chagian Kadd k ayaan wan

Middle of Night

Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night

And suddenly shouts: Up Quick! My husband is back.

Man gets up, jumps out of the window hurts himself,

and then realizes: Damn, I am the husband.

kabi bhi guror

Mat krna kabi bhi guror apne Aap par ae

” INSAN””

Na jane khuda ne tere jese kitne.. “Mitti se bana k mitti mai mila diye.

Aulaad hai tu meri

kid to his mom: Maa main
kaise
paida
hua tha??
Mom: maine ek bartan me
mitti dal
k rakh di thi kuch din baad
dekha
uss
me se tu mila..
kid does same.. after a few
days uss
bartan me ek mendak milta
hai
Kid( gusse me): man toh
karta hai
tujhe goli maardu but kya
kru
aulaad
hai tu meri !! 😀

Sardar ke aqal

Sarar: Light nai to kambakhat fan to chala do,

Sardani: aakhir sardar he to hai na

aqal hai hi nai

Fan chala dia to mombati bhojh jay gi

When Person Love

A lesson in psychology

when some1 laughs to much even on stupid things, be sure that person is sad deep inside…

when some1 sleeps a lot, be sure that person is lonely…

when some1 doesn’t talk much ‘n if he talks, he talks fast, be sure that person keeps secrets…

& when some1 asks about you although that person is busy, be sure that persn loves you..

Buys a lie detector

A man buys a lie detector robot which slaps people who lie.

He decides 2 test it @ dinner.

Dad: Son, where were u today during school hours ?

SON: at School.

Robot slaps son!

Son: Ok,I lied, I went to the movies.

DAD: Which one?

SON: Toy Story.

Robot slaps son again!

Son: Ok, it was sheela ki jawani.

DAD: What??? When I was ur age,I did not even know what films were

Robot slaps Dad !!

MOM: Ha ha! After all he is ur son. Robot slaps mom !

Thereafter there was total silence.

Bayaan Kar Un Say

Bayaan kar un say mera haal-e-dil….¡ Aye hawa

mera dost yeh na samjhay k mujay us ki yaad nahi aati

Mast Mast 2 Lain

Teacher:

Active voice aur passive voice ka example batao?

Student:

Active voice: Tere mas mast 2 nain merey dil ka lay ga chain

Passive voice: Merey dil ka lay chain tere mast mast 2 nain

Obeys the messenger

He who obeys the messenger
has indeed obeyed ALLAH.

Good and Bad Day

The only difference between

a good day and a bad day

is your attitude !!!!

Apne Hone Ka Pata De Dena

Apne Hone Ka Pata De Dena
Kabhi Guzro To Sada De Dena

Yaad Aa Jaon Ibadat Main Agar
Hath Utha Ke Bus Dua De Dena

Apni sukoon bhari Goad me

Zara C chot lage to wo aansu baha deti hy,
Apni sukoon bhari goad me hum ko sula deti hy!

Karte hen khafa hum jb, to chutki me bhula deti hy,
Hote hen khafa hum jb, to duniya ko bhula deti hy,

Mat gustakhi krna LOGO us MAA se Q k.
jb wo chor k jati hy To ghar ko qabristan bana deti hy.

KHUDA hr kisi ki MAA ko salamat rakhe or
jis ne ye msg send kiya us ki maa ko bi salamat rakhe AMEEN

Rose Isnt As Beautiful As You

I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose,
and then I looked at you,
and I kept looking at you,
for the rose isnt as beautiful as you.

Urdu Ramadan Recipes 2012 iftar and Sehri

Welcome to all Muslim brothers and sisters in this holy month of Ramadan, with best wishes, happiness, good health and pray for better future in life and after life. We all want to go to Heaven. And Inshallah we will be there, because our faith in our Almighty Allah. So everyone knows that Ramadan will bring happiness and achievement in our lives with them. This is a misconception that poor people or lose weight during Ramadan, or they face problems with their health in Ramadan due to eating less and drinking. It is not true

Nutritionists say that the stomach should be provided with little food after every two hours to keep fats from developing in the body and keep the stomach at work. While the fast exact opposite is happening, the stomach is provided with no food for 12 to 16 hours continuously. Therefore we are preparing for Ramadan, because Ramadan gets us to close our Allah, So everyone want to try to make their fast opening and closing of the beautiful and delicious dishes. So people start searching when ramadan is close enough and these searches is about Ramadan recipes in urdu, English and in hindi.

Therefore in the month of Ramadan all people try to make new dishes and delicious variety of opening and closing their fasts fasting so here we will provide you with recipes for many dishes make their Ramadan fast is very beautiful and enjoyable. Here is available for new recipes Ramadan Iftar, the Sehri in Urdu to make good fast below you can see all these recipes dishes and we will provide more here in urdusms.net So keep in touch with us.

Urdu Ramadan Recipes For The Iftar and Sehri

Aalo Baday is the very light and delicious dish very tasty to eat So many people want make it in the Fasting Opening day. Its very easy to make So read very care Fully below Its Ingredients and Preparation

500 g potatoes
1/2 tsp turmeric powder
1 tsp red chilli powder
1 tbsp dried pomegranate seeds(optional)
1 tsp cumin seeds cumin seeds
2 green chillies,finely chopped salt to taste
1/4 cup fresh coriander,chopped
Batter:
1/2 cup gramflour
salt to taste
pinch of baking soda
1/2 tsp red chilli powder
1 tbsp oil
water
For the batter,mix batter ingredients and enough water for a thin consistency batter
Boil and skin potatoes. Mash well.
Mix balls ingredients in a bowl
Shape into small balls about 1 inch in diameter
Dip in the batter and deep fry in hot oil until golden brown

You can share your own Ramadan Recipes for Iftar and Sehri in Urdu 2012 on urdusms.net by just mentioning in comments section our admin will approve your Recipes Ramzan collection.

Pain of losing

If a man is allowed to select a girl from 90 girls

and Even if most beautiful is picked,

There is still the pain of losing the remaining EIGHTY NINE….:p

Meri rooh Ki Haqeeqat Mery Aansuon Se Pooch

Meri rooh ki haqeeqat mery aansuon se pooch!
Mera majlisi tabassum mera tarjumaan nahin hai. .

Thoughts To Live By Really Worthy

!~! Thoughts To Live By.. Really Worth To Read !~!
1- Give people more than they expect & do it cheerfully
2- Marry a man/woman u love to talk to. As u get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other
3- dont believe all u hear, spend all u have or sleep all u want
4- when u say; “i love you”.. Mean it
5- never laugh at anyone’s dream. People who dont hv dreams dont hv much
6- love deeply & passionately, u may get hurt but its the only way to live life completely
7- dont judge people by their relatives
8- talk slowly but think quickly
9- remember that great love & great achievements involve great risk
10- dont let a little dispute injure a great friendship
11- when u lose, dont lose the lesson
12- spend sometime alone

Daffan Krney Se Pehley

Daffan Krney se pehley
mera Dil Nikal Lena
D_G
Kaheen khaak main na mil jaen
merey Dil main rahney waly….

Life is All About

We Love Ourself Even After Making So Many Mistakes
Then How Can We Hate Others For Their Mistaks?
Life is all about Love &Care.

Tot jaty han sabhi

Tot jaty han sabhi risthy magr Dil sy dil ka rabta apni jaga
Dil ko ha tuj sy na milny ka yaken
Tuj ko pany k dua apni jaga

Every man desperately needs a wife

“Every man desperately needs a wife because every day & every minute something goes wrong for which he cannot blame God or the Government”:-)

Woe to Hai

Wo Hi To “ALLAH” Hai
Jise
Mene Halaat-E- Mrz Me Pukara To Shifa Dedi
Bhookh Me Pukara To Ghiza Dedi
Piyas Me Pukara To Pani Pila Dia
Zilat Me Pukara To Izat Dedi
Jahalat Me Pukara To Noor-E-Marfat Se Nawaz Dia
Raah Me Bhatak Gaya To Rasta Dikha Dia
Gurbat Me Pukara To Ghani Bana Dia
AE “ALLAH”!
TU Muaf Kerne Wala Hai
Or
Muafi Ko Pasand Kerta Hai
Hamen B Muaf Farma
(AAMEEN)

HADEES-S-PAK

TUM ZYDA SE ZYDA SAJDAY KYA KARO Q K JB B

TUM SAJDA KARO GY TUMHARA EK DARJA BULAND

HOGA AOR TUMHARI 1EK GHALTI MITA DI JAEGI.