Muhammed Ke Ghulamon Ka

Zameen Maili Nahin Hoti Zaman Maila Nahin Hota

Muhammed Ke Ghulamon Ka Kafan Mela Nahi Hota.

Hurry Up Fill In The Blanks

Hurry up fill in the blanks with HAAN or NAHI

1.__________main insan nahi hu

2.__________main hi bewakuf hu

3.__________mera koi ilaaj nahi

4.__________main pagal hi hu

English rough copy

when I was at School, someone stole my english rough copy.

Now the people call it,

OXFORD DICTIONARY Bchpan tu hi zaheen an bs kdi gharor ni kita:)

Two Girls Are Talking To Each Other

Two girls are talking to each other:
HEY I GOT MARRIED!
OH,THATS GOOD!

NO DATS BAD ,HE’S UGLY!
OH DATS BAD!

NO DATS GOOD HE IS RICH!
OH,THATS GOOD!

NO DATS BAD ,HE WONT GIVE ME A PENNY
OH DATS BAD!

NO DATS GOOD HE BOUGHT ME A BIG HOUSE!
OH,THATS GOOD!

NO DATS BAD THE HOUSE BURNT DOWN!
OH DATS BAD!

NO DATS GOOD HE WAS IN IT!

Pain Of Missing A Harami Friend

Pain of missing a harami friend is realized when
u r alone watching a gang of sexy girls & u dont have anybody by your side to say:
Bhenchod Mammay Dekh

Eid ke Liy Dua

Aao Hum Mil Kr Dua

kreain Ay ALLAH

Mufti Muneeb-Ur-Rehman Ki Begum k kapre Sehi Waqt pr tyaar ho jayen

pichley saal ki tarha 10:30 ELAN na ho k Kal Eid Hai………

When You Feel That

When you feel that
Someone is taking your Place in Your Bestfriends Heart…
Never Say I’ll never let Go Close to My Bestfriend,
Rather Say Go as Close as You can,
I Will Still be the Closest.. !

Wi fi suddenly stopped

Today my Wi-Fi Suddenly Stopped Working.. :O
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Then I Realized that my Neighbours havent paid the bill.!!

How irresponsible they are :/ 😛

Have A Wonderful Year Ahead

May the dawn of this New Year:

Fill your heart with new hopes;
Opens up new horizons;
And bring for you promises of brighter tomorrows.

Have a wonderful year ahead. Happy New Year!

Eid Ayi Hai Musarat

Eid Ayi Hai Musarat K Pyami Ban Kar

Wo Musarat Jo Teri Deed Se Wabasta Hai

Pathar ki taqdeer sanwari

youn to pathar ki b taqdeer sanwar sakti ha
shart ye ha k ussay dil se tarashaa jhaye.

He Is Not My Friend

A man to Mr. Bean:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Mr. Bean rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:

He is not my friend.

Shirt k Liye

Sardar:
Shirt k Liye Koi Acha sa Kapra Dikha 2,

SalesMan:
Plain Mein Dikha Doon?

Sardar:
Hawai Jahaz wich Jan di ki Zarurat ay ethe e wakha deh.

UPS lagwaya hai

1 Bazurg kisi abadi se guzar rhy thy unho ne dekha ke puri abadi mai sirf 2 ghar ese hy jo chand ki tarha chamk rahe hy
Wo isi tajasus mai dusre din b isi abadi se guzray or wohi manzr dekha unho ne logo se poucha ye kia raz hy
Logo ne unhy bataya ke ye Allah ke wo bandy hy jinho ne
UPS lagwaya hy.

Tabah kr gai

Zamin pe chl na ska asman sy b gya,

Katwa k pr wo parinda uraan sy b gya,

Tabah kr gai pakkay makan ki khwahish,

Mai apne gaon k kachay makan sy b gya,

Dost aag mei jal k b kya mila muj ko,

Usy bcha na ska apni jan sy b gya,

Bhulana chaha to uski b inteha kr di,

Wo shaks ab mery wehm-o-guman sy b gya,

Kisi k hath ka nikla huwa wo teer hoon mai,

Hadaf ko choo na ska or kamaan sy b gya.

Tere Be Hijabi

Husn ko tere barbaad krdegi… Ye teri be-hijabi ae bint-e hawwa..

Zara pardey me reh phr dakh apna maqaam ishq k maidaan me.!!

No Great Verses

No great verses,
No pieces of art.
Just two special words
straight from the heart.
EID MUBARAK.

Husn-E-Ada

Kahin ISHQ ki dekhi Ibtida,

Kahin ISHQ ki dekhi Intiha!

Kahin ISHQ Sooli pe Charh gya,

Kahin ISHQ ka Nezy pe Sir gya,

Kahin ISHQ

sajdy mein gir gya,

Kahin ISHQ Sajdy se phir

gya,

Kahin ISHQ dars-e-wafa bana,

Kahin ISHQ husn-e-ada

bana,

Kahin ISHQ ne sanp se daswa dia,

Kahin ISHQ ne namaz ko Qaza kia,

Kahin ISHQ saif-e Khuda bana,

Kahin ISHQ sher-e-Khuda bana,

Kahin ISHQ Toor pe deedar hy,

Kahin ISHQ zibah ko tayar hy,

Kahin ISHQ ne behka dia,

Kahin ISHQ ne Shah-e-Misr bana dia,

Kahin ISHQ ankhon ka Noor hy,

Kahin ISHQ Koh-e-Toor hy,

Kahin ISHQ ‘tu hi tu’ huwa,

kahin ISHQ ALLAH Hoo huwa,

Taqdeer kia likho me

Taqdeer kia likho me muqadar ke samny
us ny mujhe qatal kia mery ghar ke samny sari basti jalti
to afsos na hota ak us ka hi ghar jala samandar ke samny

Sajdoon k iwaz

Sajdoon k iwaz firdous milay ye baat mujhay manzoor nahi..

Beloos ibadat kerta hoon banda hoon taira mazdoor nahi.

-ALLAMA M. IQBAL

Wo khafa hain hum se to khafa hi rehne do

Wo khafa hain hum se to khafa hi rehne do

Hum ko un ka gunahgaar hi rehne do

Wo samajhte hain hum ne chorr diya hy Un ko.

Baat to jhot hy magar sach hi rehny do

Muddaton maangi hain khuda se khushiyan unki

Jo aata hy ilzaam hm pe to ilzaam hi rehny do

Un ki shart hai k mai bewafa banoon

Agar khushi mile un ko to mujhe bewafa hi rehny do

Aaye ga waqt to dikhaaen gy tm ko apna khaloos

Abi khamosh hain hum ko bas khamosh hi rehny do..

Mah E RAMZAAN Mubaarak

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Chaand ki Pehli Dastak Pe,

CHaaNd MuBaRaK Kehte Hain,

Sub Se Pehle Hum Aap Ko,

Mah E RAMZAAN

“MUBAARAK” kehte hain.

Beauty of Relationship

Alone i can SAY, But together we can TALK.
Alone i SMILE, But together we can LAUGH.
Alone i can ENJOY, But together we can CELEBRATE.
That’s the beauty of our RELATIONSHIP.

Happy Anniversary And May Your Marriage

Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love,
joy And companionship For all the years of your lives

Charsi Ka Ciagrate

1 charsi buji hue Ciagrate pee raha tha

1 admi ne bola ye kaise p rahe ho Dhuwan to nikal nai rha

charsi bola: Pagal cigrate CNG pe hai…..   😀

Love is blind

Love is blind
be very kind
wen I KISS YOU
plz dont mind

Humble Statement

M()st Humble Statement..

“I Am N()THING With()ut Grace ()f ALLAH.”

&

M()st P()werful Statement..

“With The help ()f ALLAH,I can d() EVERYTHING”

Leave Everything

“Those who happily leave everything in Allah’s hand,

Will eventually see Allah’s hand in everything.

Because

Where Worry ends,

Faith begins.” !!Good Morning

Morning Inside You

There is a morning inside you

waiting to burst open into light

-Rumi

Definition of Freindship

Friendship is an interpers0nal and immediate understanding of interacti0nal ways of peculiaristic and dem0cratically undefined methods of c0ntrolling em0ti0nal hyperbolic reacti0ns
Sirf friend kehnay sy kuch nai hota
Definiti0n pata h0ni chahye
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Challenge For You.

a boy & his father are injured in a car accident.
both r taken to a hospital.the father dies at arrival.
but the boy lives & taken to surgery.
grey haired, bespectacled surgeon looks at the boy & says “I CAN NOT OPERATION THIS BOY..HE IS MY SON!”….

why surgeon said this???

Dont Stop

Mom:Boyfriend Jab Kiss kare to bolo “DON’T”

Or Jab Galy lagae to bolna

“STOP”

2nd day Beti:

MOM usne dono ek sath Kiya to Me ne b ek sath kaha

“DON’T STOP”

Feeling Tired

Feeling tired and had a long nap

Desi parents:

Beta kahien nashay vagera to

nahi kar rahay na 😛 😉

Udas Logon Ka Seher Hai

Tu Hawa K Hath Pe Chahtoun Ka Dia Jalany Ki Zid Na Kr.

Ye Udas Logo Ka Shehr Hy Yaha Muskrany Ki Zid Na Kr.

Me Hon apno Ka Dassa Hua, Mera Gham Hy Had Se Barha Huwa.

Me Shiksta Ghar Ki Misal Hon Mere Pas Aany Ki Zid Na Kr.

Me Teri Ghazal To Ni Hon Na Jo Hr 1 Lab Pe Saja Rahon.

Me To 1 Misra-e-Dard Hon Mujhy Gungnany Ki Zid Na Kr.

Abi Lout ja,Abi Waqt Hy Abi Jan Baqi Hy Jism Me.

Tujhy Eilm Hy Mein kuch Nhe, Mujhy Aazmany Ki Zid Na Kr!

bicharne ka saleeqa

Us shaqs ko to bicharne ka saleeqa nahi faraz

Jate huey khud ko mere paas chhor gaya

I Will Hack Your Tears

Cute Saying !!

I Will Hack Your Tears. . . . .

Just Give Me The Password
… Of Your Smile…:)

Paani par se guzro

Hadees Nabvi (S.A.W.W) hai:

k Tum Jab Paani par se guzro

(ya pull se) to kasrat se Soora_y_kosar ka wird kiya kro,

Tumhari nazar jitney Pani pe parey gi us pani ka aik aik qatra tumhare liye dua kare ga.

is per amal kren or dosron tak pohnchayn ye apke liYe sadka jaria ban jayega..!

Happy Ramzan

Woh Sehri Ki Thandak.
Woh Iftaar Ki Ronak.
Woh Asmaan Ka Noor.
Woh Taroon Ki Chamak.
Woh Masjidoon Ka Sawarna.
Woh Minaaroo Ka Chamakna.
Woh Musalamaanoo Ki Dhoom.
Woh Farishtoo Ka Hujooom.
Jee Haan RAMADAN-UL-MUBARAK Is Back.
Start Preparing To Wellcome This Mubarak Month…
Ramadan Mubarak …..
* . * . * . * . * . * . * *. * . * . * . * . * .GREAT * .
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MONTH IS COMING. * . * , + .*… * . * . * . * . * . * .
*. * . * + * . *. * . * . * . * . * . IN YOUR * . * .
* . * . * . * . * . * . * . * >,“< * . *. * . * PRAYERS * .
* . * . * . *. * . * . * . * . * . * * . * . * HAPPY RAMZAN

Tere yaad mujh

Raaton ko jab teergi waar karti
teri yaad muje beqrar karti hai

muje tum se aur kuch bhi na chaiye
meri ankh hasrat e deedar karti hai

Qaabil Itna Nahi

Qaabil itna nahi k khara ho sakay KHUDA ki baargaah mein ..
Zara si khaak hai phir bhi na jaanay kis baat ki ana hai insaan mein .

Bina Kahe Hi

Bina kahe hi mera har dard jaan leta hai..
Mujse le kar meri yaaden sambhal rakhta hai…

What is Best

ALLAH Loves You S0 Much that He hears Y0u C0nstantly

He Always Answrs Ur Requests, May be N0t with a Yes But Always with ‘What is Best’ …

Sardar aur Punjabi ka Interview

1 sardar aur 1 punjabi ka interview tha..

punjabi se:

Q: taleem?
Ans: B.A

Q:Pakistan kab bana?
Ans: Koshish pehle se chal rahi thi par 1947

Q:Pakistan ka pm kon hai?
Ans: Bohat ae gae lekin ab Geelani sahab hai.

Sardar ye sub sun raha tha usne teeno answer yaad ker liye

1-B.A
2-1947
3-Geelani

ab sardar se:

Q:naam?
ans: B.A

Q:kab peda hue?
Ans: koshish pehlay sy chal rahi thi per 1947 me

Q: Baap ka naam?
Ans:wese to kitne aye ge lekin ab GEELANI sahab hai 😀

Happy Independence day Text Messages

Thousands laid down their lives so that our country breath this day…

Never forget their sacrifice.. Happy Independence day

pasive voice banao

Teachr: Iska pasive voice banao.

“Sunsaan Jaghon pr Bachon k saath hadsay ho jaty hain”.

Stdnt:”Sunsaan Jaghon pr Hone waly hadson mein Bachay ho jaty hain…

Sacha Dost

TRUE FRIEND:

sacha dost wo hai jo ager apko dozakh mai b mile to yahi kahe:

O BISMILLAH.Tussi vi aithhy O…? Hun sai shughal lagy ga.:-) :-D:-)

¡.

Tumhare liye is Eid per

mein market main hon tumhary liye EID

pe kya lon kapray ya perfume ya

or koi cheez reply fast.
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Ye msg mujy kub karo gy zalimo… 😛

How Do I Love You

How do I love you? Let me count the ways.

I love you to the depth and breadth and height

My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight

For the ends of Being and ideal Grace.

Kud ko Barbaad kerne

BohOt Buzdil Hain Wo LOg Jo MOhabbat Nahii Karte,

BohOt HOsla Chahiye Khudd Ko Barbaad Karne Ke Liye.

Dear Valentines Day

Dear Valentines Day
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thanks for reminding me I m SINGLE! 😛

Build up Pakistan

Build up Pakistan

higher, firmer and stronger

Happy Quaid-e-azam day

Two Wise Advises For Married Peoples

Two Wise Advises for Married Peoples

Never laugh at your wife’s choices…
(You are on of them…)

Never be Prouf of Your Choices…
(Your Wife is one of them…)

Ajab Mazaq Hy

Ajab Mazaq Hy Islam Ki Taqdeer Ke Saath

Kata HUSSAIN a.s Ka Sar
Nara-e-Takbeer Ke Saath…
{Allama Iqbal}

Funny Husband Wife

Wife- i will die.
Husband- i will also die.
Wife- Why do you want 2 die?
hasband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta 😀

From: zulqarnain haroon (00971552543943)

Mairi Doston Ki Pehchan

Mairi doston ki pehchan itni mushkil nahi Faraz
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Wo sab say agay hotay hain jahan chawal taqseem hotay hain

Dada Or Dadi Ne

Dada or dadi ne,apni jawani ke dino ko phir se yad kar ke manane ka socha,
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unho ney faisla kia ke hum phir drya kinare milangay,
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dada suba jaldi uth kar tyar ho ke, gulab le kar drya kinare pohncha, boht dair ho gayi dadi nahi ayi,wo ghusse me ghar aya, or phool phainkty howe bola, tum ayi kion nhi?
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Dadi sharmaty howe boli:
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Ammi ne jane nai diya

Letter Urgent Dena he

“Srdar: Tum Bike Taiz Q chla Rhe ho?

Pthan: Ye Letter Urgent Dena he

Srdar: kahan?

Pthan: Addres Prhne ka Time Nhi he

Srdar: Ok Go Fast.

Urdu Mazahiya Molvi Cable ke elaan

1 Admi talwar liye Masjid men gya or awaz di: Ap men koi Sacha Muslman hy ?

1 buzurg bolay: Main hun Admi buzurg ko bahir le gya or
unke qadmon men Bakra zibah kiya Phir Masjid men gya,
talwar se khoon tapak raha tha, log ghabra gaye Wo Bola:

Aur koi Sacha Muslman hy ?

Kisi ne Awaz lagayi: Molvi sahib hen
Molvi ghusay se bola: Bakwas kr raha hy Kamina:
Main tu elaan krwane aya tha k Cable nahi aa rahi parson se.

100% Loveable

Who is

95% ideal

96% smart

97% kind

98% true

99% Talented

and

100% lovable

So,

Don’t lose WHOM U NEVER WANT TO LOSE.

Ishq kerne ka

Kya Yehi Hai Kamaal, Ishq Karne Ka

Umar Jeenay Ki Hai. Aur Shoq marrne ka

Muje aise propose karo

larki:jan muje aise propose karo jaise aaj tak kisi ne na kya ho

larka:
kamini kutti zaleel i love u, muj se shadi kar k muje tabah kar de manhos mari..

Ye Faqat Khel Tha

”.” Us ne mohabat ko bhi aik tijarat samjha

aik dhoka tha maine jise chahat samjha ,

wo mery dil ko tor ker khush hota tha

mein kaisa dewana tha jo dard ko bhi rahat samjha ,

us ne samjha hi nhein rishton ke taqaddus ko kabhi ,

ye faqat khel tha mein ne us ki aadat samjha ,

her baar us ne diya meri wafa ko fareb,

mein tha k apne pyar ko aik ibadat samjha.

Ae Dost

“Itne Pia Se Chaha Jae To Pather
Bhi Apne Hojate Hen”

“Ae Dost”

“Na Jane Ye Matti Ka Insan Itna Magroor Q Hota He………..!!!!!

Life me yaad Rakho

Pen kho jaye to new le sakte ho

Magar uska dhakkan kho jaye to naya nahi le sakte.

To life mein ek chiz yaad rakho dosto
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Pen Hamesa tichuk – tichuk wala hi lena…

Ishq ka Sila

maine ishq kiya aur ishq ka sila liya akela tha akela rahay gia ,

na ki kisi se koi shikaiyaat Aye Dost

tujhe sila diya aur Khud ko Gila diya.

No Better Test

There is no better test

of a man integrity than

is behavior when he is wrong.

Eid Mubarak 2011 Joy Sms

May the blessing of Allah bright the days ahead
And may joy & peace fill ur heart in these wettest way
May this eid be a happy and memorable one
Eid Mubarak!

Adult Happy New Year SMS

Lun te char gya 2009

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Te

Lun Te charay 2010…

Nawa saal mere LUL da.. ??

Mera Lun kanda twanu HAPPY NEW YEAR

Submit By: Junaid

Eid ka chand-Funny Sms

Ramzan k dino me ghar se hm is liy nai nikalte..

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Ramzan k dino me ghar se hm is liy nai nikalte..

Log Roza na torh den Eid ka chand samaj kar

Sharabi tera boyfriend

2 ladkiyan aapas me lad rahi thi

Toh pas me se ek sharabi guzra.
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1st girl: ye sharabi tera boyfriend..!!

2nd girl: nahi tera boyfriend..!!
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1st girl: tera.!!
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2nd girl: tera..!!!
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Sharabi : zor se bola main ruku ya jau ??

Years Come N Go

Years come n go,but this year I specially wish
Years come n go,but this year I specially wish 4 u a double dose of health n happiness topped with loads of good fortune. Have a gr8 year ahead! HAPPY NEW YEAR

HappY MachR SeazN

Pehle hath pePhr hont pePhr Ankh pePhr Gaal pe Or Phir Gardan pe???? KISS.

Qadar Tang krte hain macchhar aaj kal…!

HappY MachR SeazN

Wafa ki Kahani

Kya sunaoon apni wafa ki kahani tum ko .. ???

Samundar ka rakhwala tha aur sari umar piyasa raha

Way To Judge Relationship

If you want to judge your relations, make few mistakes.
As, it is the only point where relationships show their originality.

My best regards

Pay my best regards to aunty who is tolerating such a dumb duffer child, what a stamina she has got…!

I salute ur mother. 😉

Happy mother’s day!

Shidat-e-dard say

Shidat-e-dard say sharminda nahe meri wafa,
“Ghalib”

Dost gehray hain to phir “ZAKHAM” bi gehray hon gay.

I Will Love You Dear

I will love you, dear,
I will love you till China and Africa meet
and the river jumps over the mountain
and the salmon sing in the street.

Yaad Kerte Ho

SuNa Hai Bohat YaaD KarTy HO

Shoq Jo UrOOj Pe Tha HamEn ChorNy Ka

Do Fall In Love

Once in life Do fall in luv, Not necessarily wid a person bt wid an idea ….a dream…..an ambition. More often it’ll b reason 2 wake up wid a smile!