i would die for her

Father: what can u do for my daughter
boy: i would die for her!
Father: i dont like u
boy: why?
Father: i am lo0king for someone who would live for her,not someone who would just die and leave her alone.
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Moral: ZIADA HERRO BANNE SE B BEZATI HO JATI HAI 😀

Ghar main jin hai

Beta: Papa Humaray Ghar main Jin hain ?

Baap: Ye Jin Waghera kuch nhi hotay

Beta: Papa Nokrani kehti hy k humaray Ghar main jin hain

Baap: Saman pack karo

Beta: Q papa ?

Baap: Abay.. Humary Ghar main koie Nokrani hi Nhi Hy

A Happy Person Is Not A Person

A happy person is not a person
in a certain set of circumstances,

but rather a person with
a certain set of attitudes.

Zindagi ki takleef

Mout To Naam Se Badnaam Hay Wrna

TakLeef To Zindagi bhi Bohat Deti Hay.

Not ur mistake

“Its not ur mistake if u cant read the eyes which cheat u

But its really ur mistake if u can’t read the eyes which care for u”

Shakespeare

Gham ke saghar me

Gham k Saghar me kabhi Dhoob na jana,

Raho pe chal k agr Manzil na pao to Toot na jana,

Zindagi me kabhi meri Mohabbat ki kami Mehsoos ho to

Abhi mein Zinda hu ye Bhool na jana

Suraj Ki Kirnain Mat Parna Hein

Tmam dost suun lain Garmiyan Agai Hain Apny Sar Par Geela

or Thanda Kapra Rakhin Dimaag Par Soraj Ki Kiranain Mat Parny Dein

Q K BHOOSA JLdi Aag PKarta Hai..

Soote Hoe Dil Kisi Ka

kitni ZalliM hoti hy ye jaan leva MohabaT

Dost

Sootu hoye bhi DiL ko kisi ka IntezaaR sa Rehta hai.

Good Night

Car ki Nilami

Ek Car ki Nilami ho rahi thi,
20 lac
25 lac
30 lac

Ek aadmi ne hairat se Car ki kharab halat pe ghor kiya, usay Car me koi cheez theek na lagi to usne paas kharay ek aadmi se poocha:
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Bhai is khatara Car me aisi kon si khoobi hai ke is ka itna daam lag raha hai?
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Aadmi bola: Janab ab tak is Car ke 10 haadse ho chukay hain,
aur hairat ki baat ye hai ke har haadse me sirf aur sirf “BV” hi foat hui hai…

Aadmi ne awaz lagai:
40 lakh….

Phone Conversation

A Phone Conversation.

Lady: I think u r the Father of 1 of my children

Man: Oh my God…! R u Kiran?

Lady: No

Man: anum?

Lady: No

Man: MaHa?

Lady (in total confusion): No Sir, I’m the Class teacher of ur son.

Oooppss:-P

Mehman Nawazi

Mehman Nawazi

Host: Lassi tusi pinday Nai, Chaa Asi Plani Nai,Roti da Time Nai,

Bottle da Mosam Nai,
Hun dasso,ki kariey?

Guest: Balance e puwa deyo

Jahan se Sab se Pyara

Rishta Humara Is Jahan Mein Sab Se Pyara Ho,,,,,

Jaise Zindagi Ko Saanso Ka Sahara Ho,,,,,

Yaad Rakhna Humein Us Pal Mein Bhi,,,,

Jab Hum Akele Ho Aur Sara Jahan Tumhara Ho ..!!

Meri Dua Ke Sath

Ek khushbo Gulab k sath

Thori si hansi her baat k sath

Ek YAAD Mulaqat k sath

Naya Mousam

Thori si barsat k sath

Humesha khush raho

Meri “DUA” k sath.

Marney Se Bhi Pehle

Marney se bhi pehle mar gaye they Jeeney se kuch aese dar gaye they,
Rastey me jahan talak diye they Saarey mere hamsafar gaye they,
Aankhain abhi khul nahi saki thin Aur khwab mere bikhar gaye they,
Jab tak na khila tha us ka waada Mausam mere besamar gaye they,
Ab tak wohi nasha-e-paziraayi Kya jaaniye hum kidhar gaye they…!!!

Tamam umar

Kitab_e_ISHQ likhun or tere naam krdon

Tamam umar ka hisa b tery naam krdon

Tere pas waqt nahi meri zat k liye

Main zindgi ki har ik Sans tere nam kr don.

YOU are in trouble

Corporate Lessons: We will do it. means You will do it. 😀

YOU have done a great job. means More work coming your way.

We are a team. means Im not the only one to be blamed. :-@

That is a good question. means I dont know anything about it. 😛

All the best. means YOU are in trouble. 😉

Iftaar Party

In the currunt situation of country,I have decided to support only one party and the name of party is
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.Iftaar party 😉

Ye EID Tere Shehr Men

Ye EID tere shehr men bhi aai hogi

Baray naaz se tu ne manayi hogi

Haseen hath pay mehndi bhi lagai hogi Phir tu ne mithayi bhi khayi hogi

Humein tu surma dalne ki fursat nahi

Tu ne Aankhain apni kajal se sajayi hogi

Unhain kia ehsas kisi ki khushiyoun ka

Jinhon ne EID wale din EID manayi hogi,

Pathar jamaa krte krte

“Kabhi us ko nazar

andaz na karo o tumhari bohat

parwah krta ho.

warna kisi din tumhen Ehsas hoga

k pathar jamaa krtr krte tumne heera gawa diya “

Beauty of Relationship

Alone i can SAY, But together we can TALK.
Alone i SMILE, But together we can LAUGH.
Alone i can ENJOY, But together we can CELEBRATE.
That’s the beauty of our RELATIONSHIP.

May The Good Times And Treasures

May the good times and treasures of
the present become
the golden memories of tomorrow
Wish you lots of love joy and happiness
Happy New Year

Hi My Very Special Friend

Hi My Very Special Friend..
I pray you lay in rest,
God bless you always & may New Year 2014..
Bring you a lot of Love and Happiness.by (Name)
Wish U Have a Happy New Year 2014

Epic conversation

Epic conversation.
Boy: Call me sweetu.
Girl: Sweetu.

Boy: Call me sweetheart.
Girl: Sweetheart.

Boy: Call me honey.
Girl : Honey.

Boy: Abay Jaahil Call kar na.
Girl: Oh ok ok :p 😉

zindagi ki qeemat ka andaza

Kisi ke zindagi ki qeemat ka andaza

uski maut ke baad hi hota hai

Jese….

Zinda murghi Rs – 200

Aur

Chicken karahi Rs – 700

we will always be there for one another

When it rains, you dont see the sun, but its there.
Hope we can be like that.
We dont always see each other,
but we will always be there for one another.

Aapki Tarif Me

EK “CHUHA” THA ?
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Batameez sara msg hi kutar gya..
wrna itna kuch likha tha
Aapki tarif me k pucho mat.:-P

First one to Pick U

beautiful words by a best frnd:-)

alwaz remembr that if u fall,i will be the first one to pick u up…

only aftr i finished laughing..
:-D;-):-P…

Meri Zindagi ki Qeemat

Koi pooch raha hai Mujh se Meri Zindagi ki Qeemat…

Mujhay yaad aa raha hai, Tera Halka sa MuskUrana.

Mere Ghar Ki Chhat Par

Mere Ghar Ki Chhat Par
Aagaye Hain Badal,

Wah wah wah..

Mere Ghar Ki Chhat Par
Aagaye Hain Badal,
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Ye Message Faltoo Hai, Mat Parho Pagal!=P:)

Attitude Teacher

ATTITUDE Teacher:

Why r u talking during my lesson…???
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Student: Why r u teaching during our conversation ??

U SMILED SHE SMILED

U SMILED;

SHE SMILED;

LIFE SMILED!!!!!!!!

TAMIL:

NEE SIRICHA;

AVA SIRICHAA;

UN POLAPPU SIRIPPA SIRIKKUM!!!!!!!!!!!

company of good peøple

Yøur life’s happiness depends on the quality of your thoughts,

But

The quality of your thoughts depend on the people you meet in yøur life.

So

alwaz keep the company of good peøple .

Happy Eid DAy

Happy Eid DAy !!!!

i Knw Its too early but i have Hundreds of pretty girls & handsome Boys to wish

So i Decided To finish OFF UNCLES & AUNTIES 1st…!!!!

Nikal Do Sene Se

Nikal Do Sene Se Kambakhat Hai Ye Dil

Mohabat, Mohabat, Mohabat Laga Rakhi Hai

In Every Thing There

In every thing there must be a season,
a time 2come and a time 2go.
I pray that this New Year brings
2you happiness and joy 4ever and ever.

Ke Tum Kaun Hote Ho

wo subah neend se jaage
to muje se larne aye faraz…..
ka tum koun hote ho mare
khwaboon mein aane wale..

Anchal me Aksar

wo larki sedhi sadhi si

din rat hi darti rhti thi

kuch sharmo hyay ka paikar thi

kuj nram mizaj rakhtiii thi

apni khudi ky anchal men aksar

jazbat chupae rakhti thi

kya sabar tha us dewani ka

kya jazbaty mohabat rakhtii thi

kya khoob muhabat rakhtii thi

Hamesha Shukar Ada karte Raho

“Hmesha ‘SHUKR’
Ada Krty Rha Kro Us ‘RAB’ Ka Jo’DUKH”BARDASHT’
Se Zyada Nhi Deta, Mgr’SUKH”AUQAT’
Se Ziada Deta He”

Team ko Bech Do

Pretty: Kings XI haar gye

Shahrukh !!

Main Haar Gayi.

Shahrukh: Apne aap ko sambhalo

aur team ko OLX par Bech Do 😛

Ek Din Mere Dil Ko Jalan Dey Gaya

Ek din mere dil ko jalan dey gaya..
Zindagi mujhe jeene ka kafan dey gaya..

Lakhon pholo mai se ek phol chuna humne..
Jo kanton se gehri chuban dey gaya..

Best Urdu Dua SmS

Ay__Parwardigar Tu__Rehmaan Tu__Raheem Tu__Ghafoor Tu__Razzaq Tu__Kareem Tu__Qadir Tu__Qadeer Tu__Muqtadir Tu__Ghaffar Tu__Wahab Tu__Noor Tu__Malik Tu__Qudoos AEY! Mere__RAB rehmat__farma Mere__Maa__Baap par__Mere__ Asatza__par Mere__Behan__ Bhaiyon__par Mere__Aziz Rishtadaron__par Mere__Doston par__or__us__par bhi__jis__ne__ye Dua__likhi, jis__ne__parhi, jis__ne__suni__or jis__ne__ hasb_e_tofeeq aagay__bheji ALLAH ap ki prshaniyan dor farmay.. (Aamean)

Expecting world to be fair

If you expect the world to be fair with you
because you are fair,
its like expecting the lion not to eat you
because U dont eat him.

Gudnite!

Style of Proposing

3 dfrnt styles of proposing:

English: Would U mind being my girlfriend

Urdu: kia ap meri dost banengi

Punjabi: Velli phirdi ae Kisi gareeb de kum ee aaja 😀

Fana Ho Jao

“Fana” itna ho jaoon Main Teri zaat mein
(ALLAH PAk)

Jo Mujhko dekh le Usay Tujh sy muhabat ho jaye..
(SUBHAN A££AH)

Goodmorning!
Hv a nice day..

3 nice thoughts

3 nice thoughts

Kill tension before tension kills you.

Reach your goal before goal kicks you.

Live life before life leaves you.

Badi mushkil se sikha

Badi mushkil se sikha hai khush rhna uske bagair
pr suna hai ye baat use pareshan bahot krti hai..

Teacher Pathan Say

Teacher pathan say:
Alama Iqbal k is shair ki tashri kro

“KHOL ANKHaIN ZAmin dAIKH FALAK DAIKH FIZA DAIKH,
MASHRIQ SE UBHrty HVA SURAJ KO ZRa DAIKH”

Pathan; is shair mai Alama Iqbal kahty hain k

“GOOD MORNING” 😛

Eid ki Shoping

Takleef Wo Jo Tarpa De

Teacher Wo Jo Saza De

Mohabat Wo Jo Wafa De

DUSHMAN Wo Jo Marwa De

Aur

Apna Wo
Jo

Eid ki shoping Krwa De

HAI KOI MERA “Apna”. ?

Loving Names Of

Loving Names of

HAZRAT MUHAMMAD (S.A.W.)

1. In Quran

(MUHAMMAD & AHMED)

2. In Zaboor

(AAQIB )

3. In Toraat

(MAAZ)

4. In Bible

(FARQALEET)

5. In Heaven

(ABDUL KAREEM)

6. In Sky

(MUJTABA)

7. In Earth

(MOAZZAM)

8. AMBIYA-E-KIRAAM call him as

(ABDUL WAHAB )

9. MALAIKA call him as

(ABDUL HAMEED)

AND

10. ALLAH TAALA calls Him as

(YASEEN)

Spread this lovly Message

to All Muslims & Prophet Lovers.

Friends are Priceless Funny

Beauty is AGELESS..
Love is BOUNDLESS..
Heartbeats r COUNTLESS..
&
Friends r BRAINLESS..
Oops!
I mean SHAMELESS!
Sorry.. USELESS.!
Damn…
what was d word?
Oh yeeaahh..
PRICELESS..
Dedicated to all my friends… They are priceless;-):-P

Hal-E-Dill Unse Kabhi

Zubaan Se Kah Na Paye Yeh

Hal-E-Dill Unse Kabhi

Woh Bhi Samajh Na Sakey Yeh Khamoshi Kia Cheez Hai

Behtreen Aankh

“Gunah Ka MoQa Na MiLna B Naimto’n Me Se Ek Naimat H.

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Preshani HaLaat Se Nahi KhayaLaat Se Peda Hoti H.

”

Behtreen Aankh Wo H Jo HaQeeQat Ka Samna Kray.

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Dunya Me SbSy MushkiL Kaam Apni iSLaah Krna H Or SbSy Aasaan Kaam Dosry Pr TanQeed Krna.

”

Nafrat DiL Ka PagaL’Pan Hy.

”

iNsaan Zindagi Se Maayus Ho To Kaamyabi B Nakaami Nazar Aati Hy.

”

Jab iNsaan Ki AQaL KaamiL Ho Jati H To Uski Guftagu Mukhtasir Ho Jati Hy.

Har Gham Ko Khushi Me

Har gham ko khushi me badalti hai dosti,
Har ansu ko hasi mey badalti hai dosti,
Kuch log samajh nahi patey ke,
Andheri raat ka diya hai dosti..

Funny Sardar Driving

Major Rohail-
Jb tum etni tezi se gari chalate ho
Tb mje bohat dar lagta hy

Sardar Driver-
Major Sab app b meri tarha ankhe
Band kr lya kro

From: Asma Zafar

Bunk a Class

Its better to bunk a class and do masti with friendz..
Bcoz..

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Today when i look back..

Marks never make me happy but memories do.:-)

ALLAH ke rehmat se naumeed mat ho

( /L- QUR/’/N )

“Or ALLAH ki rahmat se na-umeed mat ho

beshak ALLAH ki rahmat se wohi log na-umeed hotey hain o kafir hain”

(SORAH YOUSAF)

Truth Is Reality

Make Sure That In Search Of A Perfect Person
You Don’t Loose A True One,
Because
Perfection Is Fantasy
&
Truth Is Reality

Jaan Keh Kr Pukaara To

jaan keh kr pukaara to larz gai mere dil ki zameen ~Faraz~

Peechy mur kr jo dekha to wo mukhatib kisi oar se tha

Independence day songs, Azadi songs 14 august 2012

By many ways people of pakistan in every region celebrate 14th august by its own style. People in Pakistan celebrate by decorating their vehicles by green flags. At night most of street youngster of pakistan turn on independence day songs and jishan azadi latest songs and dance on them specially street of MALL Road Lahore become one of memorable road on 14th august.

This year make this upcoming 14th august event which is named as independence day Pakistan memorable by few beautiful urdu Milli Songs of pakistan, enjoy Azadi songs 2012 and Milli Naghamas on 14th august 2012 songs are below.

Wife Will Be Wife

Wife will be Wife

Wife: Apke birthday ke liye itna mast

suit liya hai ki bas puchho mat..!

Husband: Shukar hai tumhe mera

khayal to Aaya, Lao dikhao.

Wife: Abhi pehen ke Aati hoon…! 😛 😉

Hamari Mehfil Se

Jaane Wale Hamari Mehfil Se
Chand Taroon Ko Saath Laita Ja
Ham Khezan Se Nebah Ker Leinge
Tu Baharoon Ko Saath Laita Ja

Main kaise shikwa kero

Main Kaisay Shikwa Karon WOH Nadan Hai Bohat

Udaas Kar K Mujhy Khud Bhi Pareshan Rahta hai

Khubsurat Dua

DUA
Zindgi zameen k seeny men reh gayi
Jannat kaneez ban k MADEENEY men reh gayi
phoolon ka husn Hazrat YUSUF ko mil gaya
or
KHUSHBU merey NABI k paseeny men reh gayi
A merey “ALLAH”
Aaj k din
Apni Rehmaton k Darwazey se
Dheron Khushian
Kushada Rizq
Umr-e-Deraz
Achi Sehat
Kamil Eman
Bandagi wali zindgi
Apni Raza!
Apny MAHBOOB Tajdar E Madina ki Mohbt ye sub usko atta Farma jo is Waqt YE  DUA Parh or ameen khay   (Ameen)

Tasaliyan De De Kr

Ay Zindagi Khatm Kr Ab Ye Yadoon Ky Silsly,
Men Thak Gya Hun Dil Ko Tasaliyan De De Kr

Love the way i love

I am not perfect..
But i know that….
You will never..
Ever.. Ever.. Ever
Find someone like
ME.. &
No One can love you like the way i do

Allah Is Always With You

Allah is always with you when: . You are happy, He is Al-Rehman. . You are hungry, He is Al-Razzaq. . You call Him, He is Al-Sami. . You are unsafe,
He is Al-Hafeez. . You are jobless, He is Al-Moqeet. . You pray, He is Al-Mujeeb. . You are upset, He is Al-Wakeel. . You are gifted, He is Al-Kareem. . You are forgiven, He is Al-Ghafoor. . You are hopeless, He is Al-Noor. You thank Him, He is Al-Shakoor. You are alone, He is Al-Qayoum. (Subhan Allah)

Pathan Ka Rona

Patan baap ki death par ro raha ta Uski behen ka phone aa gia
phone sun ker or b rone laga Logo ne pucha kia huwa.
Patan: meri behan k abu ka b intiqal ho gia.

Al-Inaam Ramzan

?Hamd kar Aaqaa ki Apne Aey Ghulaam..
Al-Inaam Ramzan Al-Inaam Ramzan ?

Funny Riddle Answer

Funny Riddles:-What is more useful after it is broken?..

An egg :-D-Which is the most shocking city?..

Electri-city ;-)-

Name two things you can never eat before Breakfast?..Dinner & Lunch :-)-

How many men were born in Europe?..None, only babies were born :-D-

If your clock strikes 13, what times it is?..Time to buy a new clock 😉

Figure out

Scientist are trying to figure out,

how long a person can live without BRAIN,
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Please tell them your age?..!!

Diyar-e-Bey-Rukhi

Iss Diyar-e-Bey-Rukhi Main Iss Qaddar Paas-e-Wafa,,,!

Bas Yahi Ik Kaam Tha Jo Ham Ghalat Karte Rahey …!

Lovely Fathers Day Sms in English

He’s not a fancy dresser,
n he’s not so trimmed n neat.
vth simple clothes n simple shoes,
He wears upon his feet.
LOVE U FOREVER DAD

Happy Lovely Fathers Day Sms

DUA E SUBAH

” DUA-E-SUBAH ”
Ay Allah!
Ye subah hm sab k liye hidayat ka noor or”Deen-0-Dunya” ki salamti ka paigam ley kr aye
AameeN.
Assalam-0-alaikum
*Subha Bakhair*

yadon mein basa lon

Meri tanhai ko zarurat hai tumhari Ay dost…….!

Agar ijazat ho to yadon mein basa lon tum ko

Halka halka suroor

Pass rehta hai door rehta
Koi dil mein zaroor rehta hai

Jab say dekha unki ankho ko
Halka halka suroor rehta hai

Aisay rehtay hain wo meray dil mein
Jaisay zulmat mein noor rehta hai

Ab adam ka k ye haal hai har waqt
Must rehta hai chooor rheta hai

How Much You Know

Lets see hw much u knw ” me” :}

1-she wants the most: money/fame/love
Ans:

2-Does she keep secrets in her heart
Yes/No
Ans:

3-Have crushes
Many/few/none
Ans:

4-In gathering she is:
avoiding/bold/shy
Ans:

5-Does she like sm 1 secretly
Yes/no
Ans:

6-What is
she: (arrogant,flexible,sensitive)
Ans:

7-she deals people wid her
Heart/mind
Ans:

8-she loves (dresses,perfumes,watches)
Ans:

PEPSI 65 ruppy ki

GHUROOR

1 dafa 1 zalim Bdshah ne elaan kya k me dnya k sb raaz janta hu or sbse ziada aqalmnd hu. Jo koi hud ko mjse zahin smjta he me uska sar qalam kr dnga.
Ye takabur dek kr wazir ki 10 sal ki beti ko bht gussa aya usne kaha agr tm sb kch jante ho to ye btao.

Ksne kaha tha k PEPSI 65 ruppy ki kr do?

Tumhein Yaad Kerne Se

Boht Rokti Hoon Khud Ko Tumhen Yaad Karne Sey!!

Lekin Nadaan Dil Naa_Farmaan Boht Hai!!