Dil Ki Zuban

unhain ye khwahish k hum zuban se izhaar keren
hamen ye aarzu k wo dil ki zuban samjh len…..!

How life killed

WhatsApp killed SMS!
YouTube killed DVD!
Skype killed ISD calls!
Amazon killed real life shopping
and
Facebook killed LIFE.

Raat me Maza

Janty ho. Raat mai

Sab se zyada maza. Kab Aata hy!

Jab kisi soay hue ko jaga ker kaha jaye.

K

“chal vai kaka os Manji ty hoja” :-@:-D:-P

1 chunti hathi ke upar

?1 Chunti Hathi K Upar Baith Kr Ja Rahi Thi.
Raste Me Kacha Pull Aa Jata Hy.
Usy Daikh k ChuÑti Boli
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Janu! Cross Kr Lo Gy Ya Me Utrun. 😛

Wish You Eid Mubarak

Look Outside
Its so pleasant!
Sun Smiling For you
Trees Dancing for you
Birds singing for you
Because I requested them All to wish You
**..*EID MUBARAK*..**

Emotion of Love

A profound gratitude with deep emotions full of love & wishes
from the core of my heart

wish you and your family a very

HaPpY Eid Mubarak.

A House Is Built By Hands

A house is built by hands..
but a home is built by hearts !
u can live without something..
if u hav someone to live for !
HAPPY MARRIAGE ANNIVERSARY.

Tapak Parhte Hai Aansoo

Tapak Parhte Hai Aansoon,

Jab Teri Yaad Aati Hai,

Yeh Woh Barsaat Hai Jiska Koi Mosam Nahin Hota.

Insan ka mizaaj prakhna chaho

Jab tum kisi Insan ka mizaaj prakhna chaho to us sy mashwra lo,

Tum us ky mashwry sy uska Insaf, Zulm, Neki, Badi sub jan jao gay

President Age 64

Amazing Fact Age of Presidents:

Sikandar Mirza Died Age of 64
YrsAyub Khan At the Age of 64
YrsYahya Khan At the Age of 64
YrsFazal Elahi At the Age of 64
YrsZia ul Haq At the Age of 64

Yrs& Asif Zardari will be 64 in2010.

Awam se appeal hai k Sbr se kam lein, bs kuch hi dino ki tou baat hay.

Azeez Ho Doston Mein

Abi to phirty ho doston mein,

Azeez koi juda nhi hai………!!

Koi idhar se udhar hova to

muhabaton ka pta chalega…..!!!

My Heart Problem Has Reached

My heart problem has
reached a critical stage.
That doctor says:
There r only 2 options left
ICU
Or
U C Me.

Future depends on dreams

Evry man shud marry…
Aftrall happiness is not the only thing in life 😉

If ur father is a poor man…
It’s ur fate, but if ur fathr_in_law is a poor man…
It’s ur stupidity :-p

Practice makes a man perfect…
But nobody’s perfect…
So,why to practice 😀

Success is a relative term…
It brings so many relatives 😀

Ur future depends on ur dreams…
So try 2 sleep 24
hours :- ZZzzzzz.. 😉

Im Selfish Impatient And A Little Insecure

Im selfish, impatient and a little insecure.
I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle.
But if you cant handle me at my worst,
then you sure as hell dont deserve me at my best.

A Girl on cover

Teacher: What should be in a

book to make it a bestseller?

Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

Dost kehna hi dosti nahi hoti

Muskurana hi khushi nahi hoti
Umar bitana hi zindgi nahi hoti
Khud se bhi ziyada khayal rakhna parhta hai doston ka
Kyon ke dost kehna hi dosti nahi hoti

Dard Ki Fikar Thi Wo

Usy Apny Dard Ki Fikar Thi Wo Jo Mera Waqif e Hal Tha…,

Wo Jo Uski Subho Arouj Thi Wohi Mera Waqt e Zawal Tha…,

Mera Dard wo Kaisy janta Meri Baat Wo Kaisy Manta…,

Wo To khud Fana k Safar Main Tha Usy Rokna B Mahal Tha…,

Kahan JaoGy Mjhe Chor Kar “Main Pooch Pooch k Thak Gya….,

Wo Jawab Mujhko na De Saka wo To Khud Sarapa e Sawal Tha,

Wo Mila To Sadiyon Baad B Mere Lab Pe Koi Gila na Tha….,

Usy Meri chup Ne Rula Diya Jisy Guftugu Me kamal Tha…

faraz poetry sms

“Ajeeb Sheesha gar hain teray shehr k loog”

faraz

“Murammat kaanch ki karty hain

pather k ouzaaron se…

Wo Goonj Hmary Hansny Ki

wo goonj hmary hansny ki,

ab ek purani yad bani,

ye baten hain un lamhon ki,

jin lmhon mei hum sath rahy …!!!

Yehe Sitam Kafi

Hmein yaad aa aa kr itna be_chain na kro

Ek ye hi sitam kafi ha k pas nahi ho tm

Urdu Fathers Day Wishes Greetings

Its A Voice Of Father

Umar Bhar Jis Phool Ki Main Ne Parwarish Ki

Jab Khushbuu k Qaabil Hua Tou Ghairo’n ko De Dia

Miscall pe miscall

Pathan ka pait kharab ho gaya

Doctor k pass gaya

Logon ki mojodgi mai kuch yun haal batanay laga

Doctor sahib subha se Network kharab hy

Miscall pe miscall Aa rahi hy

Outgoing bilkul free
hy

Tarah tarah ki Ringtones baj rahi hy

Pait mei balance bilkul nahi rehta

Jitna load karoo sab khatam.

Am Going To U.S.A.

Am Going To U.S.A.
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Dont Worry The Flight Is After 1 Days
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Surprised?
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2 Day its 1st April,
U r 1st Fool Of 2011

Jaadu Na waqif ho

Meri Aankhon K Jaadu Se Tum Na-waqif Ho

Main Usay Pagal Kr Deti Hoon Jis Pe Mujhy Pyar Aa Jaye

Some People Vision

They Had a bicycle repair shop & a ‘Dream’ to make sumthng that flies. People laughd at them…

‘WRIGHT BroS’

(makers of aeroplane)

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He went 2 the Best University in the world, but got dropped out of that University & nevr graduated.

‘STEVE JOBS’

(owner of APPLE Computer)

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Teachers told him he wz “too stupid 2 learn anythng”

‘EDISON’

(inventor of light bulb)

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He was lectured after evry few days abt lack of interest in studies

Its Me’

(Coming soon)

Dil kisi roz

Chot Kha Ker ABi Tak Nahi SUdhra Yeh………!!!
Dil Kisi Roz Mai Dewar Pe De Maron Ga……..!!!

Dressing is about

Fashion IS About Dressing

According TO Whats Fashionable.

BUT,

Style IS More About Being Yourself.

Aawara Kehty Hai

Bewafa Log Mujh Ku Aawara Kehty Hain

Par Main Aawara Tu Nhi

Bas Jab Kisi Ki Yaad Satati Hai

Tu Ghar Acha Nhi Lgta..

Fate opens Many Doors

“Fate opens many doors, each with a different view, but none could be more beautiful, than the one that leads to you ALLAH.”

Shaytan has a Headache

When u carry the Quran, shaytan has a headache, when u open it he collapses. When he sees u reading it, he faints. Lets read the Quran as much as we can, so that he keeps on fainting and maybe one day he’ll have a
stroke and never wake up again.

Meri Aankhon Mein

Tera Chehra Hy Jab Se Meri Aankhon Mein

Meri Aankhon Se Log Jalte Hain

Badi Mushkil Se

Mushkil ka meri unko mukshil se yekin aaya,
Samjhe meri mushkil ko magar badi mushkil se.

Brightest Star

If you look at the sky tonight and notice that the brightest star is missing,

I swear I have no clue how I fell but I’m OK 😀

Happy Birthday Quaid-e-Azam

Happy Birthday Quaid-e-Azam!

We havent been good enough so far,
but when the dust settles,
this nation will rise from the ashes! Hope!

Mahabbat mein nuqsaan

Suna hay ìss Muhabbat mein

Bohat nuqsan hota hay

Mehkta jhoomta jeevan

Ghamon k naam hota hay

Suna hay
chain kho kr wo

seher se sham rota hay

Muhabbat jo b krta hay

Bohat badnam hota hay

Suna hay iss Muhabbat mein

kahein B dil nahi lagta

Bina us K nigahon mein

koi mosam nahi jachta

Khafa jis say Muhabbat ho Wo jeevan bhar nahi hansta

Bohat anmol hay wo dil

Ujjar kr phir nahi basta.

Suna hay iss mahabbat mein bohat nuqsaan hota hay.

Azan Hoti Rahi Main Sunta Raha

Azan Hoti Rahi Main Sunta Raha Per Ghafil Raha Namaz Say,,

Ab Kiya Faida Shoq-E-Namaz Ka Jab Ho Rahi Hai Namaz Meri.!

Forward 2 All muslims b4 its late 2 send

Ajeeb Risthe mere

Uss Sy Rishtey Ajeeb Hen Mere….

Ek Mohbbat Ka Ek Judaai Ka….!

Barson ke pyaase

Bus itna hi kaha the ke barson ke hain pyaase hum ,

Rakh kar honth pe honth usne khamosh kardiya……!!!

Ghar Mohabbat ka

Aasaan Nahi Aabaad Karna Ghar Muhabbat Ka

Yeh Unka Kaam Hy Jo Zindagi Barbaad Karty Hain.

Sardar balcony me

ek baar ek sardaar apni balcony mein
khada hota hai apni shirt utar kar.
dusra sardaar bola “u hv a nice chest”
pehla sardar bola
“eh teh kuch v nahi apni bharjai ki dekh”

Muje wo lakh staye

Muje wo lakh staye mgr us shakhs ki khatir
Mare dil k andheron me duaen rqs krte hen
Use kehna k lot aye sulgte sham se pehle
Kisi ki khushk ankhon me sdaen rqs krte hen

valentines day sms collection 2011

No poems no fancy words
I just want the world to know that
I LOVE YOU
my Princess with all my heart.
Happy Valentines Day.

Read more: latest happy valentines day sms messages collection 2011 | Valentine’s Day Sms

Tumhe Kal Subah 5 Baje Phansi

Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.

Damn I Am The Husband

Wife dreamng in z midle of z night &sudenly shout:Up Quick!My husband back
Man get up,jump out of z window
hurt himself &zen realise:Damn Im z husband

Khoya Jo Mera

Maine khoya woh jo mera tha hi nahin,

Us ne khoya woh jo sirf ussi ka tha

Boht Pehle Wish ker diy

“Eid card 4u”
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{*| MUBARAK |*}
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29 ya 30 RÄMZÄN Ko Agr apKo Koi Ye Kahe K Main Ne Apko Sab Se PehLe Wish Kia To uSy Bata Dena K Kisi Chahne Wale Ne Boht PehLe Hi Keh Dia Tha
EiD MÜBÄRÄK

Words Cant Express

Words cant express,
what I feel for you.
I cant explain why
the sky is blue.
But I know
my heart is true
when I say:
I am lucky to have a lover like you
Love you my angel..!!

Thumb while reading SMS

A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.

Now its 2 late dont try to change your finger! Catch another fool!

Fire Bridge Ke Amlay

Breaking News:

Girlz Hostel me Kal aag lag gayu.

Raat gaye Fire Bridge Ke Amlay ne aag per qaboo palia.

Par Amlay par qaboo abi tak nai paya jasaka….. 😉

MOHABBAT K Raste Per

“MOHABBAT” K Raste Me Har Waqt Dard Mile Ga

Main ne socha hai

Isi Raste Par MEDICAL STORE Khol Loan BOHT Chale Ga (“,)

Aankhen Jab uska Naam aaya

Bhar aayi meri aankhen jab uska naam aaya,
ishq nakam sahi phir bhi bahut kaam aaya,
hamne mohabbat me aisi bhi guzaari raatein,
jab tak aansu na bahe dil ko na aaraam aaya…!!!

Dard Itna Tha Zindagi Men

Dard Itna Tha Zindagi Men, Dharkan Sath Dene Se Ghabra Gai FARAZ,
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Band Thi Ankhein Kisi Ki Yaad Men, Mout Aai oR Dhoka Kha Gai..

Manzil Per Pohanchne

Manzil per pohanchne ki talab hoti hai jin ko FARAZ….

Rastay mein khare ho ker wo POONDI nai kertay

Ye Husn-e Mosam

Ye Husn-e Mosam, Ye Barish, Ye Hawain

Lagta Hai Mohabat Ne Aaj Kisi Ka Sath Dya Hai

Best of bests

Best of bests.
Hazrat Muhammad (S.A.W.W) said:

“Apni Taqdeer ka Hr Faisla KHUDA k HatH me de do,

Us se Dua to kro pr zid na kro

Q K

Jab ap ALLAH Ta’la py apni Zindagi ka Hr Faisla cHorty Ho

to ALLAH b wo Hi krta Hy jo tumHari kHusHi Hoti Hai.

OR FARMAYA

Ay logo!Tum apni raza ALLAH ki raza mein shamil kro or dekhna wo kis tarHa apni raza tmHari raza mein sHamil krta Hai.
BesHak ALLAH sub se beHtar socHny wala Hai.”.
Gudmorning n have a blessed day

Urdu Kitchen Ghazal Shayari

“KITCHEN GHAZAL” .

Meri mohabt ko apne dil me dhond lena .
Or han! Aatay ko achi tarha goond lena! .

Mil jae agr pyar to khona nai, . Pyaz katty wqt rona nai!.

Mujse ruth jane ka bahana acha hy.
Thori dair aur pakao gosht abi kacha hy! .

Mil k phr khushiyo ko bantna he,
Tmatar zara bareek hi katna he!.

Log hmari muhbat se jal na jaen, .
Chawal time pe dekh lena kahin gal na jaen! .

Kesi lagi ghazal bta dena, . Namak km lage to aur mila lena

Falak me aag lag jate

Falak mai Aag lag jati jo donon ru baru hote,
Ghuroob-e-shams lazim tha, tulu-e-chaand se pehle.

Care is Name of Honey

What is care???

Care is the name of honey lotion for dry skin 😀

Dont be emotional….!!!!:P

Be lotional…:P

happy winter season:)

Islamic Poetry Sms

kya khoob mujh ko ishqe nabi me khuda mila,
qatre ko dekhiye k samandar se ja mila,
kitna bara karam hai ye rabbe jallel ka,
hum assion ko malik e roze jaza mila.

Submit By: Zain Shuja

Funny Father And Son

Father to Son:

If u dont pass ur Exams this time Dnt call me DAD

After some days……..

Father: How is ur result??

Son: Sorry Basir Saab 😀

Wapsi ka kiraya

(SUNEHRI BAAT)

“Agar Kabhi Tum Kisi Se Rooth Kr Duur Jana Chaho Tou Itni Duur Na Jana”… K,

“Wapsi Ka Kiraya mang k ana pare”

Bv Nay Karak Roti Banai

Doctor: AP k 3 Dant kaisy toot gai
Patient: Ji Wo BV nay Karak Roti banai thi
Doctor: Tu Ap Khany sy inkaar kardaity.
Patient:Ji Wo hi tu kia tha

hadis nabvi – darood ke faziat

HADIS NABVI

jis shakhs ne mjh par meri mohabat

ki khatir din or rat 3,3 bar durood paraha,

Us par ALLAH pak ka HAQ banta

hai k us k din aur rat k gunah bux de ga.

Time for bashing

Time for some female bashing…

Q: What is the difference between woman and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.

Q: Why do women always have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are

Q: If you drop a woman and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
A: Who cares???

Q: What’s the difference between an intelligent woman & a Space ship?
A: I don’t know, I’ve never seen either.

Q: What are two reasons why women don’t mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business

Darling Hamare Pyar K Baarey Me

BOY:
Darling hamare pyar k baarey me kisi ko mat batana
GIRL:
Sofia ko to zaroor bataungi
kameeni kehti thi k koi randi ka bacha hi hoga jo tujhse pyar karega?

Same Mistake Twice

I never make the

same mistake twice.

I make it five or six

times, just to be sure 😛 😉

Khawab Ki Tabeer

Mere Wajood Ki JaGeer USS Ne Mangi hai,
Ajab Khawab Ki Tabeer Us Ne Mangi hai,
Uss Ki Qaid Me Rehti Hoon Main Pehle B,
Najane Phir Q Zanjeer Us Ne Mangi hai?
Gumaan Hota ha Wo Bhool Sakta hai mujhe,
Q K Aaj Meri Tasveer Us Ne Mangi hai,
Mere KHUDA Mujhe Us K Naseeb Mein Likh De,
K Mujh Se Meri TaQ’Deer Us Ne Mangi hai

Tere baghair is mosam mein

Tere baghair is mosam mein wo mazaa kahan,

Ab kaanton ki tarha chubhti hain dil mein baarish ki Boondain

Tere Din Ki Halat

Bin tere dil ki halat kya bataon

sAhIb

Jesy khali basta ho kesi nalaiq bache ka

ICC World cup 2011 final match

Woh Team Final jeet gai hai

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Faraz

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Jin K Bachon Ko Yeh Tak Nhe Pata k Knorr Noodles Khana Hai Ya Peena hai;)

Sir Pe Undail Lo Manhooso !!:-D

I Love You Ka Msg

Sardar ko bar bar I love you ka msg araha tha

Dost ne pocha: Khair hai?

Aaj tu boht I love you ke msgs arahe hain !

Sardar: O jee aaj mai galti se BEWI ka mobile laya hon eslie !

Wiping Your Tears

I will always be beside you until the very end,
wiping all ur tears away,being ur bestest 1, i’ll smile when u smile,
nd feel all the pain u do,
nd if u cry a single tear,
i promise i will make u smile.

Yeh Andaze Guftagu

Yeh Fikar,Yeh Adawatain..

Yeh Andaze Guftagu..

Sambhal Jao Tum,Tumahain Mohobbat Ho Rahi Hai

Height of flirting of engineers

Height of flirting of ENGINEERS

Teacher: Where is your Assignment book?

Student: Mam, I lost it While fighting with

students who said that you are not the most beautiful teacher in this college.

Best Islamic SMS For All Muslims

Aap s.a.w. ne jo salatutasbeeh ke fazail btayen wo ye hain:
ke ye amal aisa hai ke apkay saray gunah maaf kar dega
1. aglay bhi aur
2. pichlay bhi
3. puranay bhi
4. naye bhi
5. bhool chook se honay walay bhi
6. danista honay walay bhi
7. sagheera bhi
8. kabeera bhi
9. dhakay chupay aur
10. ailania honay walay bhi
> ye namaz Aap s.a.w. ne apne chacha Abbas bin abdulmutalib r.a. ko bataur tohfay di aur is ko qeemti tohfa bhi kaha.
>hum gunahgaron ko bh Allah s.w.t masibat aur gunahon se bachayen aur hamari maghfirat farma den. amin
[sunan abi dawud, sunan ibn e maja, bahiqee, maraful hadees)

Best Lines By A Mathematician

Best lines said by a mathematician;
“My Love for my frnd is like a circle. It has no sides to be broken, no ends to be ended & no angles to be measured”

DiL Tou AkSaR

Ho TaaLLuQ….Tou Rooh Se Ho..
DiL Tou AkSaR…Bhar Bhi JataY Hain

Chahaton ke Taiz Barish

Kabhi Hum Bheegte Hain Chahaton Ki Taiz Baarish Mein

Kabhi Barson Nahin Milte Kisi Halki Se Ranjish Mein

Mujh Sai Juda Rha Hai

Wohi Mosam Hai Wohi Rutt Waqt Sata Rha Hai.
Tere Wisal Ka Har Lamha Jesai Palat K Aa Raha Hai.

Tujhai Chahtai Hain Hum Tujh Sai Pyar Tha Humai.
Yahi Afsoos-e-Zindagi Hai Yahi Ghum Sata Rha Hai.

Kyo Na Dhondho Pher Usai Hathoon Ki Lakeroon Main.
Wo Ek Shakhs Jo Merai Muqadar Ka Khuda Rha Hai.

Hai Aitbar Us Ko Mujh Pe Tha Pyar Us Ko Mujh Sai.
Tu Kyo Chahtai Hoai Bhi Mujh Sai Juda Rha Hai.

Funny Sardar Race

Sardar k ghar chor aagya Sardar ne dekha to chor bhaga

Sardar bhagta bhagta chor sy b agay NIKAL gya

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Sardar: Aik tay chori utto Saday nal RESSAN… ?

Khush Mizaji bhi

Khush Mizaji bhi mashoor thi

Humari Saadgi bhi kamaal hai

Hum Shareer bhi Inteha k thy

Ab Sanjeedgi bhi BeMisaal Hai

Yehi Sabak Deta Hon

Yehi sabak daita hai humain sooraj

Agar maghrib ki taraf jao gy tou doob jao gy.

AssaVaang Musafir Tur Jaana

Assa vaang musafir tur jaana,
teri mehfil sada abaad rahe,
kade do-chaar hanju dol lavi,
jekar tenu saadi yaad rahe!

Zuban se pyar ka izhaar zaruri

ghazal…
~Dil k lut jane ka izhaar zruri to nahi,
~Ye tamasha sar-e-bazar zaruri to nahi!

~Mujhe tha ishq Teri rooh se or ab b hy,
=Jism se ho koi srokar zaruri to nahi!

~Me Tujhe toot k chahoon to Meri fitrat hy,
~Tu b ho Mera talabgar zaruri to nahi!

=Ae sitam gar zara jhank Meri Ankhon may,
~Zuban se pyar ka izhaar zaruri to nahi!!

Yeh Ankhein

Yeh Ankhein Tera chehara Dekhne Ke liye Tarsti hai….

Kambhakth Ankho ko kya patha ke

tum Humare Dil me base ho….

Submitted by: Nayaz

When women Talks

When women are talking to each other,

The devil sits in the corner quietly and

Learns.. 😛

I will remember you

Remember Me – I will remember you

-Sura Al-Baqarah [2:152]

dunia k sagar main

dunia k sagar main ak teri he kashti ka sahara mila ha dost

tum bhi wahan na chor dene jahan koi sahil heeee na ho