Friday, August 31, 2007

Girls create krti

Agr websites Girls create krti, tow liNks kuch istrha sy hOty
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Awww.facebook.com
Awww.google.com
Awww.yahoo.com

Nafrat Na Kerna

Nafrat Kabhi na kerna tum humse ..
ye hum kabi na seh payenge
Ek bar keh dena humse ke
Zarurat nai tumhari
Tumari duniya se HANS ker chale jayenge …


Submit By: bilal (0300722251)

Mercy Of Angel

I wish An ANGEL of mercy always sits next to u & Covers u with gentle wings


So that
U walk wrapped in
ALLAH ‘S GRACE,
Protected & Peacefull
4ever

Thursday, August 30, 2007

Surat mein Bikhar jata hoon

Reza-e-Kaanch Ki Surat Mein Bikhar Jata Hoon
Mai Teri Yaad Mein Jab Hadd Se Guzar Jata Hoon


Ab Gurezaan Hai Wo Milne Se, Jo Kehta Tha Kabhi
Tum Se Milte He Mai Kuch Aur Nikher Jata Hoon


Roz Khata Hoon Tujhe Yaad Na Kerne Ki Qasam
Roz Waadon Se Mai Apne Hi Mukar Jata Hoon


Mujh Ko Tamasha Bana Diya Hai Mohabbat Ne Teri
Log Kasstay Hai n Aawazen ,Mai Jidhar Jata Hoon


Her Qadam Pe Khaya Hai, Mohabbat Ka Dhoka
Ab Koi Pyar Se Bulata Hai Toh Darr Jata Hoon

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Zara Daikhna Uth Gaye

Zara Daikhna Uth Gaye Sahib Neend Se..?


Ay Dill


Suna Hai Bahot Soutey Hain Ye Hussan Waley…


Good Morning..

Funny Pathan Eid-ul-Fitar

Eid-ul-Fitar ki namaz k waqat


Major Rohail-
Khan sab fitrana aada nhi krna?
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Pathan-
Oy! Khocha, hum ne to fitrana
Ur zakat 14 August pr he
Dedya tha    😀


From: Asma Zafar

Call from unknown number

A man got a call from unknown number


Girl: Hi, r u single ??
Man: Yes, but who r u ??
Ans: Your wife
Aaj ghar aana tab bataoogi


Another call from unknown number


Girl: R u married ??
Man: Yes, but who R u ??
Girl: Your girlfriend, U cheat
Man: Sorry baby, I thought it was my wife
Ans: Wife hi hoon kutte, aaj tu bas ghar aaja.

Haqeeqat yaaro ke

Jab garaz hoi tab yaad jab waqat mila tab waar kiya


Ab or haqeeqat kiya likhon us door k mukhlis yaaron ki??

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

What does GF Mean?

Bhai ko bhai say juda kar daiti hai “GF”
Ma ko baity say juda kar daiti hai “GF”
Bivi ko shohar say Lara daiti hay “GF”
Insan ko dunya say juda kar daiti hai “GF”
Ghar main jhagra paida kar daiti hai “GF”
“GF” say murad “Ghalat Fehmi” hai jo es waqt aap ko howi!.

Uljhae howe hain

Uljhae howe hain ZAWAL-e-ZINDGI main aj kal…,


Tum ye na samjhna k taluq nhi raha….!

Monday, August 27, 2007

The sweetness Of Choclate

The sweetness of choclate remians in tongue for some minutes but the sweetness of person like you remains in heart forever and ever always. Share

Mere Aba Kunwain Men Gir Gye

Sardar:Kal mere aba Kunwain men gir gye or zor zor se cheekhne lge:
Bachao Bachao
2nd:Ab kese hen?
1st:Theek hi honge, kal se koi awaz to nahi aayi..

Sunday, August 26, 2007

Just Tell Me One Thing

Dear weather just tell me 1 thing…
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mai sweater peti wich rakhan ya haley nai…:/:p

Best Urdu Dua Sms

Itni Si “DUA” Hai K
Har Any Wale
“Lamhey” Me.
Tumhari Duniya Me
“Roshni” Ho.
Tumhare Honton Pe
“Muskurahat”Ho.
Tumhari Har 1
“Tamana” Har 1
“Khwahish”.
Tumhare
“Honton” Tak
Aany se pahly pori hon.
Ye Dua Ka “Tohfa”
Sambhal K Rakhna
Bus Tum Apna
“KHAYAL RAKHNA”
GOOD MornIng

Sheikh Hajj Per

1 SHEIKH Hajj per Gaya


aur zor zor sy DUA Mangny laga.


”YA ALLAH Mery SARY GUNAH MAAF Kar dy


WarnaMera 2 Lakh WAPAS Kar dy.”… :-):

Saturday, August 25, 2007

Best Dua For All Muslims

“Ay-ALLAH”
Jab  tu apni rehmton k drwaze khole or pukare
“Hai koi rehmt mangne wala?
Hai koi khushiyan mangne wala?
Hai koi Shifa Mangne wala?
Hai koi mere
“MEHBOOB”
ki chaht mangne wala?
To meri dua hai k “YA-ALLAH”
Sari Khushiyan
Sari Rehmatain
Sari Kamyabiyan
Sari Brkatain
Sari nimaten
“NABI” (S.A.W.W) ki chaht
us shaks ko de de jo ye sms parh k dosre logon ko bhi is khubsorat dua me shamil kre
Aameen

Friday, August 24, 2007

Zindagi Ki Dard-e-Tanhai shayari

Bin Us K Zindagi Dard-e-Tanhai Hai,


Meri Aankhon Mai Q Mout Simat i Hai,


Kehtay Hain Log Ishq Ko Ibadat Yaro,


Ibadat Mai Phr Q Itni Ruswai Hai,


Mahfil mai reh kar b Tanha rehna,


Ye ada uski mohabbat nay sekhai hai,


Us sy taluq hai kuch aisa dil ka,


Jb b sochA usko Aankh bhAr i hai

Thursday, August 23, 2007

Funny Pathan And Sardar

Sardar and pathan ja rahy thay un ko 1000Rs. ka note mila,
Pathan: Chalo fifty fifty kr laity hain.


Sardar: Bqaya 900 da ki karan gy….? :-)


From: Qamar Saghir

Have a great 2011

May the spirit of this holiday season fill your heart with love, peace and serenity.
Wishing you many wishes for the New Year.
Have a great 2011 ahead Happy New Year 2011

Tera ishq kaddaan

Love related quotes.


love isn’t seen by eyes,it’s seen by heart.


(shakespeare)


The one who gets in love again and again,he doesn’t know how to get in love truly.


(juli snake)


3.love is that game in which you become witless.


(juli samurai)


4.Eddar mar tera ishq kaddaan


(Ammi)

Humein Tum Bhool Jaoge

Bahut Khamosh Logo Se Bahut Uljha Nhi Krty,
Jo Dil Ko Rog Lag Jaen Wo Phir Suljha Nahi Krty,
Chalo Tm Keh Rhy Ho To Phir Hm Aisa Nhi Krty
Mgr Ab Dil Ye Wapis Lain Ye Hm Sauda Nhi Krty,
Hmara Dil Tmhara Hy Bhaly Tm Jis Jaga Jao,
Tasalli Dil Ko Ye Di Hy K Tm Dhoka Nhi Krty,
Dilon K Mamly Hen Ye Tmhi Se Pyar Krty Hen,
Hmen Tm Bhool Jao Gy Ye Hm Socha Nhi Krty,
Bht khamOsh logo se,
Bht uljha nhi krty,

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Comes Special in Life

A Person Changes 4 Two Reason Either


Someone Special Comes In His Life Or


Someone Special Leaves His Life!

You Are My Sweet SONA

You are my sweet SONA,
I dont want u KHONA,
I want a place in your hearts KONA,
Otherwise i will start RONA,
Atleast good morning to KAR LONA…….

funny pathan sms chiragh

PATHAN ko chiragh mila . chirag ragara.


 JIN ne kaha “3 wishes bato.”


PATHAN: No 1 . Eik bara bangla .


 No 2 us main Khob dolat mand log.


 No 3 Humko is main chokidar lagwa do

Monday, August 20, 2007

Happy Pakistan Day

Azad Pakistan K Nalayak Jawano
Agar Aaj Valentines
Ya Frndship Day Hota
To INBOX Full Hota
Chalo!
Jaldi Se Utho Or
Sab Ko Wish Karo.
HAPPY Pakistan Day

Fasting is about

Fasting Is Not About Diet Of Burning Calories,
But Burning Of Pride,Ego & Sins !!!
Lets focus on Taqwa instead of Diet
Lets try to loose Sins instead of Weight !!!

Hero Nikle Autograph Dena

Jab QUAID E AZAM Ne Pakistan Azad Karwaya


To Madar E Millat FATIMA JINAH Ne Bohat Pyar Se Quaid Se Kaha BHAIYA…!


Ap To Hero Nikle AUTOGRAPH Dena 😀

Urdu Father Day Poetry Sms

Mere Khuda Tera Shukriya,
Mere Khuda Tera Karam,
Mere Abbu Ki Mohabbat Ki Mohabbat Sabse Badi..
Yahi Dua K Rahe Uska Sada Mujhpe Reham!

Happy Forever

“If you wait for happy moments,
you will wait forever.”


“But if you start believing that you are happy,
you will be happy forever.”

Saturday, August 18, 2007

A Cup of Coffee

Good Morning !!


I just wanted to share


a virtual cup of coffee with you


I thought it would be a nice way


to begin our day.

New 1434 Islamic Year

Wishing all of you a very Happy and Blessed New Year 1434

Who R BOYs

Who r BOYs ?
Woh Jo Hell mein Bhi milein To Kahein
ABEY Shaitan KI BETI DEKHI .
Mast dikhti hai YAR


Who r girls ?
Goes 2 heaven & say
Woh pari ki nail polish dekhi
How Cheap na.

Under your feet

“A mountain is not higher than your confidence


because,


it will be under your feet, if you reach the top.

Friday, August 17, 2007

Yeh haq hai tumhe

Tum Mujhe Bhool Bhi jao Toh Yeh Haqq Hai Tumhe,
Meri Baat Our Hai maine toh Mohabbat ki Hai…!!

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Tum Late Kion Aye Ho

Teacher: Tum late kion aye ho?
Student: Ammi Abbu lar rahy thay eslie
Teacher:Wo lar rahay thay tu tum kion late aye
Student: Mera ek joota ammi ke pas tha owr ek abbu ke pas

Lost my all contacts

Boy texts his GF: Jaan,


I cant live without you Will you marry me?


*KILLING Reply*


girl:- Kon mar raha hai ab? I lost all my contacts

Wishing A Happy New Year

Today iz d last day ov 2009 ,


It’z a request frm my side 2 u tha if i ever hurt u r let u down !


I deeply appoljize fr all my works and i m pretty much hopefull that u would be ma


bst part ov d luf in 2010 nd rest ov d yearz


Submit By: Ali Hassan

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Kundi Na Karhka

Wo aaj maira naam tak bhool gayi “Faraz”
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Jo kahti thi “kundi na karhka, seedha andar aa”

Monday, August 13, 2007

Police Sardar Sa

Police:
Darwaza kholo tumhari biwi truck k neechy aa kr paper jesi ban gai hai.
Sardar:
Tay darwaza kholny di ki zarurat a thallon ee phara day.

sum1 touches U

When sum1 touches U & U dnt feel it, its Ignorance!


When sum1 touches U & U feel it, its Luv!


When nobody touches U & still U feel!


Nas ja putter jin E :)

1 Truck Dusray Truck Ko Rassi Se

1 truck dusray truck ko Rassi se bandh kr leja rha tha.
Ye dekh kr ek SRDAR hans hans kr lotpot hogya or kehne lga:
ek Rasi ko le janay k lye do do truck…!

Sunday, August 12, 2007

14th August 2011 Silent Msg

Is qom ke jawano ki hubul watni ka aalam to dekho mere DOST


Faqat ek Jashane azadi sms karne he ko apna qomi farz samagh bethe hain.

Saturday, August 11, 2007

Andha Hoon

Wife or Husband shop se
nikle to
1 faqeer ne kaha.


“Shehzadi”
5 rupe de do andha hoon.


Husband:
De do,
waqai andha hai…

Dil Ke Bazaar Me

Dil Ke Bazaar Me Doulat Nahi Dehki Jati…!!
Pyar Ho Jaye To Surat Nahi Dekhi Jati…!!


Ek Hi Insan Par Luta Do Sab Kuch
Kyonki Pasand ho Cheez to To Kimat Nahi dekhi Jati

Love is When

Love is when you look into some one eyes


and see their heart

Friday, August 10, 2007

Thora Hijaab Rehnay de

Abi na khul abi thora hijaab rehnay de..
Kuch aur din mujhe yunhi kharab rehnay de..!
Ujaar de mere dil ki tmam dharti ko..
Bus aik shehr, mera shehr-e-khwab rehnay de..!
Wohi hua na bicharnay pe bat aa pohnchi..
Use kaha tha puranay hisab rehnay dey..!
Meri hatheli pe likh dey hr ik nakaami..
Mere Khuda tu usy kaamyab rehnay de..!
Warq warq na tu aisy lakeeren khenchta ja Mohsin..
Kitab-e-umer men koi to baab rehnay de..!!

Thursday, August 9, 2007

Ye yaad hai tere

Ye yaad hai teri, ya yaad khud tum ho,
Ye khwab hai tere ya khwab tum ho, aye ishq
Hum nahi jantey, bs itna bta do
Tum mein jaan hai meri ya meri


jaan tum ho…!!

Arz Kiya Hai

Arz kiya hai…..
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Khidki se dekha to sadak par koi nahi tha,


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wah wah..!! wah wah..!!!


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gaur farmaiyega…..


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Khidki se dekha to sadak par koi nahi tha…


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Sadak par jake dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha

Socha hai Zindagi k Liye

Ajeeb trha se socha he zndagi k liye,
k har zakhum sehta hon khushi k liye,
Wo muje chor gye to muje yakin aaya,
K koi be shaks zaruri nahi kisi k liye.

Dil mein nafrat le ker

Dil mein nafrat le ke baithey ho hamari hee mehfil mein hamare hee liye FARAZ :O
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Uth chal daffa ho. Nikal Etho Shabash :@

Happy Birthday

Its a nice feeling when you know
that someone likes you,
someone thinks about you,
someone needs you;
but it feels much better when
you know that someone
never ever forgets your birthday.
“HAPPY BIRTHDAY”.

Today Tommorow And Yesterday

Today,tommorow and yesterday there will be.
one heart that would always beat for you..
you know whose ??? .. your own stupid !!!

naimat per alhamdulliah

Hades-E-Pak (S.A.W)


“jab koe banda ALLAH ki naimat per ‘ALHAMDULLIAH’ ”


kehta hai to ALLAH us ko, us se AFZAL Naimat Ata Farmata hai ”


( IBN’E MAJA)

Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Friends are like balloons

Friends are like balloons.


if you let them go, you can not get them back


so i am gonna tie you to my heart


so i will never lose you

Ye Jahan Aur Wo Jahan

ik Ye Jahan,
ik Wo Jahan,
In “DO-JAHAN” k darmiyan,


Bas fasla hy ik
SAANS ka.


Jo chal rahi to
YE JAHAN,


Jo ruk gayi to
WO JAHAN.


Saanso Ki Iss maala me,


Moti Piro Lo DAROOD K.


Phr Ye JAHAN ho ya Wo JAHAN,


Hmare Sath Honge TAJDAR-E-DO JAHAN

Waddi Eid Aan Wali

Bakri : i love you . . . .


Bakra: hun ki faida, aggo waddi eid aan wali ay…!

Tuesday, August 7, 2007

Iftary Te Bula

(“,)/Aey Kia
<))Bolta Tu?
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(.”)Aey! Kia Mai
<((>Boloon?
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(“,)/
<))Sun
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<((>
_/ _ Suna


Menu ni pta kal menu iftary te bula;-

Seeny Se Laga Ke Kaha

Seeny se laga ke kaha kerti thi maa mujh ko


to laaal hai na sata mujh ko


pachtaye ga ik din jab main chali jaun gi


na chahty hue bhi akela choor jaun gi


zamana dikhaee ga garmi ki shiddat tujh ko


yaad kerke roye ga tu phir mujh ko


muddad se meri maa ne seeny se nahin lagaya a


ab so gayi khaak main jab kuch kehny ka waqt aya

Monday, August 6, 2007

Difference between love and arrange marriage

Love Marriage Ka Matlab Apny boyFriend Ko husband Banana
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Arrange Marriage Ka Matlab?


KiSi Or K boyfriend Ko Apna husband Banana

Sunday, August 5, 2007

Zindagi Mli To Kia Mli

zindagi mli to kia mli.


ban ke bewafa mili.


itny mery gunah na they


jitni mjy saza mili

Jab Tum Log Girls Ko

Jab tum log Girls ko
I Love U
kehtay ho to un ka haath Q pakar letay ho?


Boy:
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(‘.’) kidy chand e
<)) na kadd,,,,,,,,,
/’ Maary.,,,,,,,

Arzz Sirf Itna Hai

Arzz sirf itna hai dosti ke baarey mein,
Aadmi galat samjha aadmi ke baarey mein…

Ishq se wabstaa log

Toba Q Karty Ho Tum Ay IshQ Se Wabstaa Logo..


Mehboob Tumhara Bewafaa Ho To IshQ Ka Kaya Kasoor..??

Saturday, August 4, 2007

Kinara Karne Walon Se

“SAQI Chalo Mushkil Sahi Lekin Guzara Kr Liya Jaye,,
Bhula Kr Us Ko Bas Jeenay Ka Chara Kr Liya Jaye..
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Kitaab-E-Ishq Mein Aisa Nahi Quliya Jisay Parrh Kr,,
Teri Mehfil Mein Dushman Ko Gawara Kr Liya Jaye..
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Andheri Raat Mein Tanha Safar Krna Nahi Acha,,
Safar Mein Humsafar Koi Dobara Kr Liya Jaye..
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Musalsal Ghum Uthanay Se Yehi Behtar Hai Agar Samjho,,
Kinara Karne Walon Se Kinara Kr Liya Jaye….

With hand of love

On the pages of roses


With da ink of moon light


With da hand of luv


A pen of prayers has written


Only 3 Words for u


HAPPY EID MUBARAK

Abortion wala stage

Najomi: Apki Bahu k 3 Abortion honge, phr bacha hoga.


Saas: Oh God!


Bahu: Ma jee Aap Potay ki tayari karo,


Abortion wala stage to college me Pura kar chuki hun

Friday, August 3, 2007

Tu bhe nahi mai bhi Nahi

Galtiyon se juda “tu b nahi main b nahi ”
Dono insan hain KhUDA”tu b nhi mai b nhi”
Tu mjhe or mai  tujhe ilzam deta hon.Magr!Apne undr jhaankta”tu b nhi mai b nhi”
Maslehat ne krdya peda dono mai ikhtilaf wrna,
Fitrat ka bura “tu b nhi mai b nhi”
Mukhtalif simto mai dono ka safar jari rha
Ik lamhe ko ruka “tu b nhi mai b nhi”
Chahte dono boht ik dosre ko hain mgr!
Ye haqiqat manta “tu b nhi mai b nhi”:

Khoob naam hai

Khoob naam hai “MUHAMMAD”, Jis pe nukta bhi “RABB” ko gawara nahi, Un ki muhabbat se jo moun pheray, Donon jahan mein us ka guzara nahi, Daman-e- MUSTAFA ko hum chhor dein, Itna kamzor emaan hamara nahi, Khud “ALLAH” ne Nabi se ye keh diya, Jo tumhara nahi wo hamara nahi..”SUBHAN ALLAH”

Jeevan bigad loge

Jaldbazi me Shadi karke sara jeevan bigad loge..


Wah… Wah


Jald bazi me Shadi karke sara jeevan bigad loge..


Wah…wah


Soch samaj Ke karoge to bhi kya ukhaad loge..??? 😛 😀

Thursday, August 2, 2007

All You Need Is Love

All you need is love.
But a little chocolate now and then does not hurt.

Respect Those Friends

Respect those friends who find time for you


In their busy schedule.


But really love those friends who never see their


Schedule when you need them

Wednesday, August 1, 2007

Remember Someone

When U pray for others,
GOD listens to U & blesses them…


When U r happy & feel blessed,,,


Remember someone has prayed for U…
GOD bless u

1 Arbi Bathroom Me

1 Arbi Bath Room me phone pr BAT kr ra tha, PATHAN ne suna to andar jakr arbi ko boht mara, logo ne pucha to Bola. ye kameena Bath Room me T...