Jaan jhoot ker

Tere waade par jiye ham, to yeh jaan jhoot jaana,
Ke khushi se mar na jaate agar aitbaar hota

Konse 2 rose

Konse 2 rose ap muje dena chahin gy

RED:love u

PINK: sweet

PRPLE:Hot

LIME:Cute

GREY: smart

BLUE:Cool

WHITE:Nice prsn

BLACK:Lvly

YELLOW:Best frnd

Rply Mst

Young Boy And Girl

A young boy Died, his mother Cried abi mere BACHE ne dikha hi kiy tha ,

Paros ke larki kaan me boli,

Don’t Worry Aunty!! Me ne sab kuch Dikha Diya Tha 😉

Meri beenai

Meri beenai se or meray Zehan se mehv hota nhe,

men ne Roo_e_Muhammad ko socha bohat or chaha bohat!

Aaj Kal Ke Baccho Ki Harampanti

aaj kal ke baccho ki harampanti

bubli: madam bus female hai ya male
(madam wat a cute ques.)
suddenly bunti reply
bunty:female pagli
(madam tensed)
bubly:kyu
(madam ?????)
bunty:kyuki saare uspe chadte hai
(madam gusse me)
bubly:agar log uspe chadte he to fir use bacche kyu nhi hote
(madam ghabrai hui)
bunty:kyuki sab uspe piche se chadte hai pagli
(madam sharam se pani pani)
bubly:accha pr conductor or driver to aage se chadte hai na
(madam pareshan)
bunty:are pagli kyuki wo dono topi phen ke chadte hai
(madam behosh)
jisko smjh aaya like kro vrna pogo khao

Zindagi jaa dhoond

Ae Zindagi Jaa Dhoond
Koi Kho Gaya Mujh Se

Wo Na Mila To Sun
Tujhay Bhi Khuda Hafiz.

Good Night Take Care

A Better Change

We can not change future. However, we can always make it better.
Be the change, see the change – A Better Change!

On your special day

Wishing you all the smiles
and happy moments
that you deserve
on your special day!
Happy Birthday to you!

A Man Jumpd Into Water

A Man Jumpd into Water & Didnt Come Out
Anothr Man Jumpd into Water & Didnt Come Out
A Pathan Scientst Was Watching
& Concluded
Humans r Soluble in water

Khuda ko Bhool gaye

Is Dil ko Dillagi se bachaya na ja saka

Qismat se apna ap churaya na ja saka

Hariet hai log kaise KHUDA ko bhool gye

Hum se to ik insan bhulaya na ja saka

Simplest Truth

Simplest Truth –

One Who Sends More

Forward Messages

To All

….

.

.

Is The One

Who Does Not Have

A b0yfriend .B-)

I Plan To Continue It In 2013

There have been many time in 2011
when I may disturbed you
troubled u
irritated u
bugged u
.
.
.
.
today I just wanna tell you
.
.
.
.
I plan to continue it in 2013.

Tum ne dekha

Tum ne dekha
hai kbi Chand pr behta Pani..??

Mene dekha hai Ye Manzer apna moun dhote hue.:-)

0ooh ) ( MY God:-) / /

Wo bakshta hy

Wo bakshta hy gunah e azem b lekin
hmari choti c naiki sanbhal rkhta hy
Hm usy bhol jaty hn roshni me
wo tariqi me b khyal rkhta hy
Jo kbi dair se lotun to mri maa ki tra
wo mry rizk ka hisa nikal rkhta hy
gharo me jin k diya b nhi hy un k ly
fiza me chand sitary uchal rkhta hy
(subhanAllah)
Subha bkhair!

10 ladkiyo ke sath affair

Shadi kw mandap me ladka ladki se Bola:
Mera 10 ladkiyo ke sath affair rha tha…
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Ladki: Mujhe Pata tha, Jab Kundli Mili he to Character to milnge hi…

If U Never Taste

If U Never Taste A Bad Apple.
You Would Never Appreciate A Good Apple.
Sometimes We Need To Experience Bitterness Of Life To Understand The Value Of Sweetness.

ALLAH is the best listener

ALLAH is the best listener

u do not need to shout nor cry out loud because he hears even the very silent prayer of a sincere heart…..

Asal spelling ye hain

“Muhammad” ye spelling galat haiaur ye yahudion ney likhay hain”MU” latieni zaban ka lafz hai jis k mani pagal,(NA’OUZBILLA) Asal spelling ye hain “MOHAMMAD” ye SAUDIA WALON NE SAHI KIEY HAIN.Plz ye sms ko send kro ta k mere pyre “MOHAMMAD (Sallal laho alaihi wasallam) ki shaan mai gustakhi na ho.

Relationship with Allah

The most important relationship we can have is a relationship with Allah.

Embrace it, cherish it..

Love Your Parents

Love your parents
and treat them
with loving care…
For you will
only know
their value
when you see
their empty chair.

Charsi And Doctor

1 Charsi eyes donate karne gaya
After operation
Doctor: Kuch kehna chahte ho
Charsi: jisko b ankhen lagao ose bata dena
Ye 2 sooote lagane k baad khulti hain. :p

Ary Wah December

Ary wah Decembr…!!

aj to tu ne yakeen dila dia…

ke bin barse guzar jana teri adat na thi na hai ur na ho gi…

HAPPY RAINI9G NIGHT

saharay jitnay bhe

Khuda pe bhrosay ka hunar seekh lo

,,,MOHSIN,,,

saharay jitnay bhe sachay hon sath chorr jatay hein.

Hasb e Sabiq

Yeh Eid Bhi Guzaro Ga Hasb-e-Sabiq

Puranay Kapray Hain Aur Naye Ghum

I Honestly Tried

I Honestly Tried to ignore You
I Honestly Tried to Let You Go
I Honestly Tried to Forget You
I Honestly Tried Not to Care For You
I Honestly Tried Not to Think of You
I Honestly Tried Not to Long For You

But

I Honestly Cant… Because
I Honestly Love You so much

&

I Honestly Want you You Always With Me
Even if Sometimes i Get Hurt n Cry,
My Love For You Keeps Going Strong

You Are Sunshine Of My Life

Boy: You Are Sunshine of My Life.
Without You Life Is Cloudy.
You are in My Heart Like Rainy Water for Barren Land.
Girl: Darling!
Is it Proposal or Weather Report?

Milange Lakh Vaari

Jeende Rahe Ta Milange Lakh Vaari

Mar Gaye Ta Dilon Bhulaawi Na

Happy wid u

If every-1 is Happy wid u

Den surely u’ve made many “compromises” in ur life
&
If u r Happy wid every-1

Surely u’ve “ignored”many faults of others.

Ke Tum Kaun Hote Ho

wo subah neend se jaage
to muje se larne aye faraz…..
ka tum koun hote ho mare
khwaboon mein aane wale..

Last month loadshedding ka

Le wapda: yeh bass last month hai loadshedding ka

Le awam: wow great! yani us k baad bijli ni jaye gee?

Le wapda: ni, phirr bijli khatam ho jaye ge

Mera Haal wohe

Kyun Sharminda Kartay Ho,

Yeh Rasmi Baatein Poch Kar chand

Haal Mera Wohee Hai Jo Tum Ne BaNA Rakha Hai..

Tera muqam

Teri Yaad ElaJ-E-Gham Hai

S0och tera MuQaam Kia Ho Ga.?

Apni Gaariyon Ko

Ajeeb Hein Wo Log Jo Apni Gaariyon Ko To Dhaank Kr Rkhte Hein

Magar Apni Aurton Ko Beparda Rkhna Psnd Krte Hein.

Aankhen Bheeg Jaati Hain

Sumandar Mein Utarta Hoon Tou Aankhen Bheeg Jaati Hain
Teri Aankhon Ko Parhta Hoon Tou Aankhen Bheeg Jaati Hain

More The Knowledge

More the knowledge lesser the ego

Lesser the knowledge more tha ego

-Albet Einstein

Zakham e shanasa

Aik shakhs mujhe zakhm-e-shanasa day gya..
Jab day na saka pyar to ruswai day gya..
Aur jatay jatay apni nishani k tor pe..
Kitnay khaloos se mujhe tanhai day gya..!!

Ye Kamaal

!!!…Karta To Hai Wo Yaad Mujhe Chaahat Se Magar….!!!

!!!…Hota Hai Ye Kamaal Bari Muddaton Ke Baad.

An idea that can change your Wife

1 million copies of a new book sold In just 2 days due to typing error of 1 alphabet in title.

An idea, that can change ur wife

While real word was(life) :p

Goal in our Lives

Dear friends, relatives and strangers:

There are more goals in our lives than marrying someone.

So please stop asking us that when are you marrying.

Regards,
Irritated bachelors

Jab Tak Tere Sath Hain

Jab Tak tere sath hain tujhe,
“MAYOS”na hone dein ge…
“DOST”
Ummer bhar ki khushyon ka
Hum “WADA”nahi karte…

Mayusi Ke Lamhon Main

Agar Wo Mayusi K Lamhon Main, Zara Bhi Hosla Deta
Hum Kagaz Ki Kashti Pe, Samandar Main Utar Jate.

Mery Pyary pakistan

1 kharb

1 arab

1 karor

1 lakh

1 hazar

1 so

1 dafa

I LOVE YOU

Meri jaan

Mery chand

Mery sohny

Mery pyary

PAKISTAN
kia smjhe nadaan?

Ña Wafa Mangi

Ña Tüm Sé Muhbt Mangi
Ña Wafa Mangi

Hüm Ñé Tö Faqat Dosti Ki Éntiha Mangi

Tü Jahan B Rehy Sada Khush Rehy

Hum’Ñe Rö K Khuda Sé Yéhi Duaa Mangi.

MUSHARAF vs PPP JAMHORIAT

MUSHARAF vs PPP JAMHORIAT

Aata: Rs. 13=31
Sugar: 21=65
Milk: 32=58
Petrol: 54=661300 cc
car: 850000=1300000
Bike: 32000=45000
AC: 20000=32000
Stock Exchange: 16000 points=9000 points
US $: 60=84
GST: 11%=16%
Tax on call & sMs:15%=19%
Load shedding elec: 1-2 hours=14-18 hours
Suicidal attacks: few=daily.

Wasn t he better than these ppl whom we elected
to dig our own graves?
Must think next time when you select your leaders..

True Love Never Ends

True love does not have

a happy ending.

Because true love does not end

Optimistic in Life

Worries at the start of the day means u r still alive!!

Clothes that don’t fit means u have a good appetite.

Tears in ur eyes means there is somebody u care for.

The mess to clean after party means u have friends around u.

Roof that needs fixing means u have got a house.

Taxes to pay means u r not unemployed.

Msg on ur mobile means there is somebody who remembers u.

Learn to be optimistic in life because everything around u happens for a reason.:-)

Jo Mere Sawal Ka Jawab Dega

Teacher:
Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy.,
Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka.. 😉
Teacher:
Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..???
;
,
Pathan:
Main ne ….. yahooo.. … Chutti
Teacher shocked… :

Eid Ul Adha Is Eid Of Sacrifice

Eid ul adha is eid of sacrifice,
and commitment to Allahs orders,
May Allah bless us with the same in all circles of life,
and help all amongst us,
who are helpless,worried,
and waiting for his rehmat,
Ameen

If People Says You Are Crazy

If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax.
if they say you are stupid,be cool
but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.

Usool-E-Wafa

Mujh sy gily hain mujh pr bharosa nahi usy,
Ye soch kr hum ny b to roka nahi usay,

Wo shakhs kabhi chand sitaaron sy ye poochay,
Hy kon si wo raat jb socha nahi usay,

Alfaz teer ban k utarty rahy dil mein,
Sunty rahy chup chap hi, toka nahi usay,

Saghar, Ye mohabat nahi usool-e-wafa hai,
Hum jaan to dain gy magr dhoka nahi usay!

From: Qamar Saghir

sardani ke shadi

Sardar: “Main apni biwi noo 10vin karai , F.S.C karai

B.S.C karai , M.S.C karai , nokri v lagvaya ”

hor ki keraan?

2nd sardar:

“Changa munda vekh k viaa v kara day”

Shabe QADAR Mubarak 2011

Hai phir muje dua’on k sahare ki zarurat,

Aey kash muje aaj koi dil se dua day…!!

// + * . +”” _.-‘-._ + (+”” (“””””‘) + + * ============

Shabe QADAR mubarak
Do remember me in your prayers.

Best Quote

JO Kam sab ke samney krnay ka nai

us ko chuppa kr B na kero…

Hazart Usman Ghani (R.A)..

Dedicated To All Friends

D0st0n ke lifE meiiii , d0sti ka rule hay..
Apnay yawr bEst hein , apna grUp c0ol hay..
Ye d0sti , ye d0sti , ye d0sti k rang hein..
D0st0n k sbjCt ke apni ek thE0ry hay , sCienC mthx apni jgaa..
Fun0l0gy v xrUri hy..ye d0sti , ye d0sti , ye d0sti k raNg hein..
Dost0n ke gAng mei sAb ka apNA hIssa hay , alag kahaniAn par sb ka ek QiSsa hayyy..yE d0sti , ye d0sti , ye d0sti k rAng heinnn …
DEdic8d 2 awl fRndZx…

Honto per shrarat

Aandaz badlne lagty hain , honton pe shrarat hoti hai….!!!

Nazron se pata chal jata hai jis dil main mohabat hoti hai….!!!

Taluq Torha

Jab usne humse taluq torha hum bhi ye usko keh aye Faraz. . . …….

Bin Batori Naasaan chorri Addi Mithi Addi korrhi….

Men To Gali Men Khara Biscuit Kha Rha Tha

Men to gali men Khara biscuit Kha rha tha

Wo mje bachha smjh k chumma kr gye.

Yahoooooooo ab to roz khaon ga

Hindi Teacher Sms

Ek hindi ke teacher ki khuli zip dekh kar class ki ladkiyan hansene lagein ?
Teacher ko gussa aya teacher ne ladkiyon se kaha ke

hehehe karna bandh karo warna nikaal kar khara kardonga

Hamare Paros Wali Buddhi Aunty

Hamare Paros Wali
Buddhi Aunty Mujhe
Bohot Tang Karti
Theen,,
Jab Bhi Kisi Ki
Shadi Hoti Wo Mere
Gaal Zor Sy Kheench
K Kehti AB TUMHARI
BAARI HAI
Phir Unho Ne Aisa
Karna Band Kar Diya
Pata Hai Q.??
.
Jab Bhi Koi Mar Jata
To Main Un Ko Gaal
Kheench K Kehta,,
AB AAP KI BARI HAI
😉

Jume Ke Din Darood

HAZRAT Jibrael, Mekaeel, Israfeel & Izrael RASUL PAK S.A.A.W K pas aye:

JIBRAEL said:Jo admi 10 bar Juma k din AAP S.A.A.W pr DAROOD Pak bhaijy ga
,main us ka hath pakr kr bijli ki trha pul sarat se guzar do ga.

MEKAEEL said:Ma usy Hozy Koser ka pani pilaon ga

ISRAFEEL said:Ma sajdy ma gira rhon ga jb tk ALLAH us ki mughfirat na krdy ga.

IZRAEL said:Ma us ki ruh is trha qabz kro ga jis trha Paghambron ki.

SUBHANALLAH

A Dirty joke

Do U Want To Hear A Dirty Joke?
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.
.
Are You Sure?
.
.
.
Ok, Here You Go…
.
.
.
A White Horse Fell In The Mud.:-)

Muhabat May Insan Anda Ho jata Hai

Humay kya pata ta k muhabat may insan anda hojata hay…
Pehle hum ne yakeen nhi kiya lekn jab ap k bewafai dekhi to yakeen hua…..
Khair dil chota na kr ye hota hay zindagi may
Jab wafa se nafrat ho jayi gi to bewafao ki yad ayegi…

Value The Most

Value the people who value you most,

Forget about the people who do not care about you.

Believe me, they are not worth having you.

Always Continue The Climb

Always continue the climb.
It is possible for you to do whatever you choose,
if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with
a power that is greater than ourselves to do it.

Akila Bap

Achi Bat
Akila Bap 7beton ki perwersh ker sekta ha

Lakin 7 betay akilay bap ki perwersh nahin ker sektay

ALLAH Miya Kehna

Question:
Kia ALLAH MIYA kehna jaaiz Hai?

Answer

Lafz “MIYA” K urdu mei 3 meangs nikalte hen.

1. SHOHAR

2. DALAL

3. SARTAAJ

Aur ALLAH k liye koi b aesa lafz istamaal krna munasab Nhi? hamesha ALLAH TALA ya ALLAH PAK kahna chahiye…

80% log is msg ko forward nahi karte

ALLAH PAK frmata hy agar tum apne logon k samne mujhe Rad kroge to me tumhen apni nazar me rad kar dunga.,

Plz forward. dil khol kr snd kro

It Feels Nice When Some1 Misses U

It feels nice when some1 misses u,
feels good when some1 loves u.
Feels better when some1 with u.
But it feels the best when some1 never 4gets u

1st Holy Fast Begins

As the Fajar azan begins
And the 1st holy fast begins
May Allah bless you with happiness
and grace your home with warmth & peace.

Khona Mat

Zindgi Sukh Dukh

Ki Paheli hy

Sukh me to Sabhi

Pyar Jatate hain

par jo Dukh me

Pyar kare Wohi

Apka Sacha Dost hy

Wo na Mile to Rona Mat

Or

Mile to Khona Mat.

DOSTI Nibhana Poetry

PHOOL Bn k
Muskurana
“Zindagi” hai.

Muskura k Ghum
Bhulana “Zindagi”
hai.

Paas reh kr Dost
Bany to kya
Maza,

Door reh kr
“DOSTI” Nibhana
“ZINDAGI” hai.

Namaz kab kam aye ge

“NAMAZ” KAB KAAM AYE GI?

“FAJAR”
Mrtay Waqt,

“ZOHAR”
Qabar Mein,

“ASAR”
Munker Nakir K Sawalat K Waqt,

“MAGHRIB”
Hisab Kitab K Waqt,

“ESHA”
Pul Sirat
80% log tum me se ise fwd nai karte.
ALLAH TALLAH farmate hain k agar tm apne logo k samne mjhe Rad kroge to mai tmhen apni nzar mai rad kar donga.

Eid Ki Duaid poetry sms

Chupkay say chand ki Roshni Choo Jaye Apko
Dheeray Say Ya Hawa Kuch Keh Jaye Apko
Dil Say jo Chahtay Hoo Maang Lo Khuda Say
Hum Dua Kartay Hain Mil Jaye Woo Apko
EID MUBARAK