Try to Walk on My Way

Allah says :
“Try to Walk on My Way ,
I’ll Make all the Ways Easy for you.
Try to Spend your Wealth on My Way ,
I’ll Open Oceans of Treasure for you.
Try to Leave your Wills for Me ,
I’ll Make your Desired Destiny for you.
Try to Bear Pain on My Way ,
I’ll Open the Doors of My Care for you.
Try to Believe in Me ,
I’ll Make Sincere Friends for you.
Try to Be Mine , I’ll Make Everyone for you gudmoning 2u

Smallo Punjabi sentence

Teacher jop ander ane k liy sub se chota

sentence bole ga use GIFT mile ga.

English Child:

May i come in?

Urdu Child:

Me ander a sakta hon?

Punjabi:

Waraan

Beauty of Belief in God

Beauty of Belief in God:

“If He doesn’t give me when i ask..

He will Surely give me when i need….”

Mujh ko be dua ke liye

Kehty hain log Mujhko bhi dua k Liay,

Kis qadar rab ne Mery aib chupa Rakhy hain

Safar per sath

Safar per sath chala tha jo rehbroun ki tarha
Juda howa wo bhi aakhir musafiroun ki tarha
Main sochta houn wo kaisay bichar giya mujh se
Jo dhoop main milta tha mujhay badaloun ki tarha
Ajeeb shakhs tha hawaoun se dushmani le kar
Wo rait per likhta tha mujhay pagaloun ki tarha

From: Shabi_Rana (0333-9718720)

Jaga Choom Le

Us ke qadam jahan parre hum ne woh jagha choom li FARAZ

Aur

Woh meri ami ko keh gayi aunty tawada munda mitti khanda j

Years of Hardwork

Your reputation is built over years of hardwork,
credibility and substance
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be a shining example !!

Allah has perfect timing

Allah has perfect timing

never early and never late

it takes a little patience

and a lot of faith

Baiwafai k sitam

Na woh milta hai,Na milnay ka ishaara koi..

Kaisay umeed ka chamkay ga sitara koi..

Had say zaiyada na kisi say b muhabbat karna..

Jaan laita hai sada jaan say Paiyaara koi..

Baiwafai k sitam tum ko samajh aa jaatay..

Kaash Tum jaisa agar hota Tumhara koi..

Chaand nay jaagtay rehnay ka sabbab poocha hai..

Kya kahain”Toot gya Khawab hamara koi..

Sab taaluq hain zarurat k yahaan par Mohsin..

Na koi Dost,Na Apna,Na Sahaara koi….

I m going to washroom

Shakespeare once said :
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” I m going to washroom !!”
Shakespeare aam baatein bhi karta tha
Har time quotations nahi maarta tha 😛

Kamyabi Ki Alamat

Charag ko bar waqat jalana or bojana kamyabi ki alamat hai.
hazrat ali

HEIGHT OF RAATTTA

HEIGHT OF RAATTTA

A man saw a little boy who was crying

He approached him & asked what is the matter ?

Boy

MATTER is any substance which has mass & occupies space… 😀

Mera Name Tere Naam se

Main bulandiyon ka Urooj thi Mera kya taaluq thaa shaam se,

Tu juda hua to pata Chala mera Naam tha tere Naam se…

Yun Dosti K Naam Ko

Yun Dosti K Naam Ko Rusvaa Na Kijiye
Tark-e-Ta?alluqaat Ka Charcha Na Kijiye
Jurm-O-Sitam Ka Paas Bhi Ulfat Mein Shart Hai
Palkon Ko Aansuon Se Bhigoya Na Kijiye
Aisaa Na Ho Ummeed Se Rishta Hi Toot Jaaye
Har Roz Mujhse Vaada-e-Fardaa Na Kijiye
Hamdard Jis Ko Apna Samajhte Rahe Hain Aap
Us Ka Hi Zindagi Mein Bharosa Na Kijiye

I Will Be Your Friend

A ring is round
and has no end
and that is how long
i will be your friend

Darmayan Hai Zindagi

Ajab Aitebar-O-Bey Aitabaree, Keh Darmayan Hai Zindagi

Mein Qareeb Hoon Kisi Aur Ke, Mujhe Jaanta Koi Aur Hai

us ki ankhon main

us ki ankhon main nazar ata ha sara jahan mujh ko

AAMIR

afsosk un aankhon main kabi khud ko nai dekha

WHEN ALLAH CALL YOU FOR PRAY

WHEN ALLAH CALL YOU FOR PRAY OF FRIDAY GO .
WHO WILL GO FOR FRIDAY JUMUAH PRAYER .
HIS ALL WEEK FUALT WILL CLEAN AND GOOD THINGS WILL BE WRITTEN IN HIS BOOK.

Ek Nigah Me

Mohsin Say’s,

Bikney Waly Or B Hen Ja Kr Khareed Lo,

Hum Log Qeemat Se Nahi Qismat Se Mila Karty Hen,

Faraz Replied 2 Mohsin,

Agar Chahon

To Ek Nigah Me Khareed Lon Usko,

Jisko Naaz Hy Bohat K Bikta Nahi Hon Me,

SAGAR Replied 2 Faraz,

Bohat Naaz Hy Tujhko Teri Is Nigaah-E-Ulfat Per,

Magar Hum Wo Nahi Pyare Jo Nigahen Chaar Karty Hen,

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“& Me”

Replied 2 ALL,

Kisi Ko Kharedna Mere Bus Me Nahi

Dekh Kar Saadgi meri Log Khud Hi Bik Jaty Hen..

Marasiyon ka baap

Marasiyon ka baap mrny wala tha us k gird sb khamosh bethy the maahol sogwaar tha

1 marasi bola welay bethy aan,jidon tk aba mrda nai niki niki tolki waja lo.:)

Laugh with Many

Laugh with many

but do not trust any

Is She Beautiful

Definition of Checkmate:

Suppose U tell ur wife: I Saw a Lady Who Looked Exactly Like U!

Wife Asks: WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL? U cant say No, U cant say Yes 😀

6 ungliyan

1 Admi K Haath Ki 6 Ungliyaan Thien.
Sub Log Usay “AKBAR”kehte thay

Socho Q?

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Qk AKBAR Uska Naam tha  Bai gee

Tujhy Her SmS Main Fankaari Chahiye.

faraz Funny Urdu Sms

Lazim hai her Shaks per dena zakaat Faraz…

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Tum Maaldar-e-Husan ho puppiyan diy kro.

Bad Attitude

A bad attitude is like a flat tire.

You cant go anywhere till you change it

Jab tak zinda hai

Jab Tak Zinda hain Post Krty rahen ge,

Or Jis din na karen to samajh lena k….
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Aglay Din karen ge, Maar do Maar do ZaaLimo0O.. 😛

Abi to Shaadi b Nhe hoi Meri…

Not afraid of going slowly

Be not afraid of going slowly, be afraid only of standing still.

plate of air hostess

Sardar looking at name plate of air hostess above her left Breast.. Teena.
Sardar : that’s cute name…
DOOSRY walay ka naam nahin rakha kya??:-D

A Great Relationship

A Great Relationship is based on two main Principles :

The first is to APPRECIATE your Similarities…..

The second is to RESPECT your Differences…..

khushi ki arzoo

Khuley jo lab to DUA de app ko
Har roz nai zindgi khuda de app ko,

Agr 1 khushi ki arzoo kro app
Khuda khushioon ka darya de ap ko
(AAMEEN)

Yaad Ik Doulat

Yaado se badi koi doulat nahi hoti.
Paas rahana hi zarurt nahi hoti.
Duriyan kar deti hai yadon ko zinda.
Warna yadon ki koi kimat nahi hoti.

buri niyat wale

Ek mandir tha
jisme buri niyat wale ghayab ho jate
the.

Imran hashmi gaya
Imran ghayab,

Salman khan
gaya
Salman ghayab,

Katrina kaif gyi to
Bhagwan ghayeb:-)

The Depressing Thing About Tennis

The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get,
I will never be as good as a wall.

To tum pat jahr key paton ki

To tum pat-jahr key paton ki sadaein roz suntey ho?
Sadaein mat kaho in ko, karahein hein
Karahon mein chupey ansoo hein aur in mein laho dil ka
Magar tum ko kisi bhi dil sey kiya lena
Chalo pat-jhar key patton ki sadaein sun to lein tum ney
Magar jis dil ko pat-jhar ker diya tum ney
Bena sochey, bena samjhey, bena janey
Tumhein is zard patey ki sadaein kiyon nahi aati
Tum is ka qatal ker key bhi abhi tak shad bethay ho
Tumhein apney rawaiye per tumhein is doghley pan per herat nahi hoti?
To herat hai
To tum pat-jahr key paton ki sadaein roz suntey ho?

Police Constable To Son

Police Constable To Son:

Stupid, Why Did U Get Very Low Marks in All Subjects.?
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Son: Keep This 50 Rupees & Close This Matter.!!

Take Time To Pray

Take time to pray…
it helps to bring God near and washes the dust of earth from your eyes.

Take time for friends…
they are the source of happiness.

Take time for work…
it is the price of success.

Take time to think…
it is the source of power.

Take time to read…
it is the foundation of knowledge.

Take time to laugh…
it is the singing that helps with life’s loads.

Take time to love…
it is the one sacrament of life.

Take time to dream…
it hitches the soul to the stars.

Take time to play…
it is the secret of youth.

App for Respect

Putting your phone away

and paying attention to

those talking to you?

There is an App for that

and its called:

Respect

Sharab Pi ker

Ek Admi ne apne Dost se pucha: BV ko khush rakhne ka kya tareeqa hy?

Dost ne mushwara diya: Us k Husan ki tareef karte raho.

Admi ghar gaya or BV ki tareefen shuru kardi

Buhat khubsrat lag rahi ho !!

BV ne heran ho k dekha or boli: Kya kaha?

Admi:Sachi aaj tum Hoor Lag rahi ho

BV ne Rona shuru kar diya or boli:

Aaj ka din hi ajeeb hy:

Beti ne Dinner Set Torr diya

Beta ungli zakhmi kar betha hy or ab Aap
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Sharab Pi k aa gaye hen

Sardar Larki Se

Sardar (Larki ko chertay hoe) Hor Soniye ki hall ey…?

Larki (Ghuse sy) jo tere behan ka hai

Sardar (Hans ker)Acha acha,tay Tannu V kaka hon wala Ay..

Bahar ki Rut me ujrey rasty

Bahar ki Rut me ujrey rasty,
Chala kro gy to Ro paro gy…

Kisi se milny ko jab bhi ,
Sajja karo gy to Ro paro gy….

K chaand raton me ab kisi se,
Mila karo gy to Ro paro gy…

Barasti barish me yad rakhna,
Tumhe stayein gi meri ankhen…

Kisi Wali k mazar par jab
Dua karo gy to Ro paro gy…!!!

Mola Jadon Tu Aqal Vandi

Savere jaldi uth k,Naha k,Saf jy kapde pa k,Masjid ja

,ALLAH agge sajjday pay k,Akhan band kar k,

Sache Dil nal puch,

“MOLA jadon tu aqal vandi,

main kithe c?”

Ye dard Ye Tanhaiyan

Hr simt gham-e-hijr k toofan hain Saaqi,
Mat pooch k hm kitny pareeshan hain Saaqi,

Hr chehra nazr aata hai tasveer ki soorat,
Hm shehr k logon se b anjan hain Saaqi,

Jis shehr-e-mohabat ny hamain loot lia hai,
Us shehr sy ab kooch ka saaman hai Saaqi,

Kashti abhi umeed ki doobi to nahi hai,
Phir kyn teri aankhon mein ye toofan hain Saaqi,

Kr in ka adab, rakh anhen seeny sy lga kr,
Ye dard, ye tanhaiyan mehman hain Saaqi.

From: Qamar Saghir

Muqaddar ke wo Siyahi

Kash K Mil JaYe Mujhe MuQaddar Ki Woh SiYahi Aur Qalam
LamhaY LamhaY ki Khushi Likh Doon Tumhari zindaGi k liYe.

Aik Mazloom Larky Ki Faryaad

Aik mazloom larky ki faryaad.

Give me some sunshine Give me some rain
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Give me some other girl number
I m single once again.

Beautiful Flowers to Send

No greeting card to give,
No beautiful flowers to send,
No cute pictures to forward,
Just a loving heart saying
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–HAPPY ANNIVERSARY–

Dosti Ki Hifazat

Kehte Hain

Hamesha Dosti Ki Hifazat Karo

QK Dost

Nemat B Hai

Dua B

Rishta B

Bharosa B

Taaqat B

Ehsaas B

Mithaas B

Haqiqat B

Muhabat B

Wafa B

Pasand B

Chahat B

Sahara B

Raaz B

Parda B

Phool B

Khushboo B

Umeed B

Or

Muskaan B

A ”ALLAH” Meray Doston Ko Lambi Umar,

Achi Sehat Or Bohat Sari Khushiyan Atta Farma

Or

Saray Ghamon Se Mehfooz Farma.**…AAMEEN..**.

Zindagi ke Tamanna

Yeh Meri Zindagi Ki Sabse Badi Tamanna Hai..!

Tum Har Pal Raho Mere Paas Meri Saanson Ki Tarah…!!

Funny Happy Birthday sms

Happy Birthday to u dear!

Aako kiya laga aap nai Bataoge to hme pata nai lagega k aaj

“International Monkey Day”hai.

Naughty ab thnx bol k sharmnda mat kerna   😛

Tumhara mun

Husband : Janu Tumhari Neck Pe Ajeeb si Cheez Lagi Hui Hai Jisy Dekh Kar Khoof Ata Hai
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Wife : Vo kya ???

Husband : Tumhara Mun!! ;p ;D

Sheikh martey WAQT

Sheikh martey WAQT:

Begum Tum Kahan Ho?

BEGUM: aap k Pass

sheikh:Aur mere BACHEY?

Wo Bhi Ap K Pas hyn

To Phr Sath Wale kamrey ka Pankha Q chal rha hai..

Jo Hote Hai Dil Ke Paas

Kabhi Kabhi zindagi me aise bhi mod aate hai
Jo hote hai dil ke paas wahi door ho jate hai

Tu Mujh Main Shamil Hai Meri Rooh Ban Kar

Barish main aisi baat kahan humain juda kar dey sahir….

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Tu mujh main shamil hai meri rooh ban kar…
(Happy Rainy Weather)

Tere raza kiy hai

Usne Hm Se Pucha Akhir Teri Raza Kia Hai?

Q Karte Ho Mohabbat Akhir Waja Kia Hai?

Kese Bataun Usko Meri Khata Kia Hai?

Jo Waja Se Kare Mohabbat Us Main Maza Kia Hai!!

Good to People

“Being Good to People is somewhat similar to being a Goal_Keeper!!

No matter how many Goals YOU save. People only remember the one, YOU missed”

Only 4 U

Dunya main sirf 3 tarah kay log he khush naseeb hotey hain

1) Woh jinhay sacha pyar milta hai
2) woh jinhay acha Yaar milta hai
3) Woh jinhay mera sms baar baar milta hai

Only 4 u

Be Proud To B An Pakistani

31 states.
7 unionterritories.
1618 languages.
6400 castes.
6 religion.
6 ethnic groups.
29 major festivals.
1 country!

Be proud to b an Pakistani!

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY.

NIYAT Se Jaanta Hai

NEYAT Kitni B Achi Ho DUNIA Tum ko tumharay DIKHAWAY Se Janti Hai,
Or,
DIKHAWA Kitna B Acha Ho ALLAH tum ko TUMHARI NEYAT Se Janta Hai.

DUA that changes Taqdeer

The journey of
* LIFE *
is travelled only once…!

So,
Make
*TAUBA*
For Past

*SHUKAR*
For Present

&*DUA*
For The Future
Because DUA is the only element that changes *TAQDEER*

Everything is
“Pre-Written.!”

But with Prayers it can be
“Re-Written..!”

So,
Live the Best
&
Leave the rest to ALLAH

Dew Na Piya To Phir Kia Jia

iTni Bewafai
Main Sara Din us ko pepsi
OR
Marinda pilati rahi
..Faraz..
Sham hui wo bola…Dew na piya to
phir kia jia..

kitna pyar karty ho

Wife: janu batao tum mujhsy kitna pyar karty ho?

Husband: bohat zyada

Wife: phir bhe kitna?

Husband: itna k dil chah rha hy k tumhari jesi aik aur lay aun 😀

Happy Anniversary Love

Long after our anniversary And this greeting has been thrown away
Think of the thought behind it,
Each and everyday, Happy Anniversary Lover!

Happy Ramadan To All

Happy Ramadan to All.
May Allah bless you
in this holy month.
Ramadan Kareem.

ASTGHFIRULLAH

Abi 33 mrtba “ASTGHFIRULLAH” parho Or agay Send Krdo Tu KUCH DAIR me Arbon Astghfar ALLAH ki narazgi Ko Km Kr Dengy.Dont stop.

Eid Mubarak To All My Fellow Wobblers

Eid Mubarak to all my fellow wobblers
whos celebrating eid today!!
Hope you all have a good one!

Boyfriend Jab Kiss Kare

Mom:Boyfriend Jab Kiss kare to bolo DONT

Or Jab Galy lagae to bolna

STOP

2nd day Beti:

MOM usne dono ek sath Kiya to Me ne b ek sath kaha

DONT STOP

Shop Par Likha

Pathan Ne Kafan Ki Shop Kholi.

Logon Ne Usay Bohat Mara Qyun?

Qyun K Us Ne Shop Par Likha Hua Tha

Bara Kafan Leny Par Bachay Ka Kafan FREEEE…….

Mohabat Rishta Aur Aietebar

4 cheeze jab khatm ho jati hy to boht tkleef hoti hy…
1– Mohabat
2– Rishta
3– Aietebar
or
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4–ITWAR :-

Love the Person

Do not love the person who

enjoys with u

Love the person who really

suffers without you

Bcoz

The pain of real love

can never be defined

1 Sardar Bus Main Betha

1 sardar bus main betha

us k samnay 1 molvi beth gia

sardar dar gia or bola molana saab tusi dum darood walay oo yha bumb barood walay?

Already disturbed

A line written on the back of T-shirt of a married lady
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Do not disturb, already disturbed 😀

Har Naii Subah Tumhare Daman Mai

Har Naii Subah Tumhare Daman Mai – Mohabbaton Ke Chiraagh Jal Jaeen

Har Haseen Shaam Apni Khoobsurti – Tumhare Naam Kar Jaye

Muskurata Sadaa Jeewan Rahe – Tumhare Qadmon Mai Kayinaat Rahe

Shadmaani Sada Tumhara Muqaddar Ho – Aane Wale Saal Tumhari Khushi

Jaane Wale Saal Se Barh Kar Ho.

Right people will

Do not change so people will like you

Be yourself and the right people will

love the real you

what you want

Allah always likes to know again & again what you want..
It’s not that He forgets your needs, but He loves to feel the sweetness of your prayer…
Subah Bakhair

Dil Dooba

Chup Ho Kis Wajha Say Hamain Malo0m Nahi Magar..

Dil Doob Sa Jata Hai Jab Tum Yaad Nahi Kartey.?

Once Banta Singh attended an Interview,

Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.

Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Banta Singh : Ok
Interviewer : Made in India
Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer : Good… Keep it Up
Banta Singh : Bad…. Put it Down
Interviewer : Maxi Mum
Banta Singh : Mini Dad
Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don’t take my seat
Interviewer : Idiot! Take your seat
Banta Singh : Clever! Don’t take my seat
Interviewer : I say you get out!
Banta Singh : You didn’t say I come in
Interviewer : I reject you!
Banta Singh : You appoint me

Passing Marks

Dollar has increased to Rs. 55
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Milk has increased to Rs. 40
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Petrol has increased to Rs. 72
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Thank God! Passing Marks are still 35…:P

Inkar jesi lazat

Inkar jesi lazat iqrar mein kahan??
barhta ha ishq Ghalib unki Na Na se…!!!

Ibadat Kerty Ya Mohabbat

wo mila bi to Rab k ghar main

IQBAL

Ab tu hi bata ibadat krty ya mohabbat

No one Manufactures

Assalam-o-alaikum

No one Manufactures
“A LOCK” without “A KEY”.
Similarly ALLAH does not give PROBLEMS
without SOLUTIONS.
So defeat ur
PROBLEMS wid believe ON Allah.

Tera naam na aaye

jis sham meray lub py tera naam na aaye..!!
Allah kray aisi koe sham na aye..!!
khushian dy tujay itni ye rub sy dua hy..!!
bhoolay sy teray lub py mera naam na aaye..!!