Man Get Slapped

Sochte huwe bhi dar lagta hai.

If women could read minds,

every second man will get slapped. 😉

Zindagi ka hr lamha

pyari C Baat Koshish Kro K Zindgi Ka Hr Lamha

Achy Sy Acha Guzaro Q K,

Zindgi NHi Rehti Pr Achi Yadein Hamesha Zinda Rehit Hain.

zamana bhool gaye

teri chahat me hum zamana bhool gaye,

tere baad hum kisi ko apnaana bhool gaye,

phir laga saara jahaan viraan  humko jaise chaman me phool mehkaana bhool gaye,

tum se muhabat hai saare jahan ko bataya,
yahi baat tumko batana bhool gaye,

humne mitadia jahan b likha tha tera naam,

magar apne ?il se mitana bhool gaye.

Churi Ko Ker lo Taiz

Churi ko Kar Tu Taiz itna,
Ke Har Takbeer Se Pehlay

Bakra Churi Se Khud Puchay
Bata meri Khata kya hai
Eid Mubarak !!

Price Of Succes

I know the price of success: dedication,
hard work and an unremitting devotion to
the things you want to see happen.

Zindagi ki Wazahat krti hain

2 cheezen zindagi ki wazahat krti hain
1.apka sabar jb ap k pas kuch b na ho…
2.apka rawaya jb ap k pas sb kuch ho.,

Young Generation

* Young Generation ki Dua *

Oh my “GOD”
oh my “MOLA”

give me one “TOYOTA COROLA”

a mobile “NOKIA YA MOTROLA”

God i m alone in ur whole world.

So plz give me one GIRL friend who has age of

” SOLA ”

But the girl should be

” HOT AND SHOLA ” 😀

Ek Dost Mohabbat Zindagi

Ek Döst Méri Zindgi Méin Aisä Häi”

“Möhäbätön Ki Trhä Häi Wäfäön Jäisä Häi”

“Méri Täläsh Ki Häd Us Pr Khätm Hö Jäyé”

“Zäméèn Pr Häi Wö Mgr Asmään Jäisä Häi”

Haey FARAZ ! Haey FARAZ !

Bivi manao tay ammi Naraz..
Ammi manao tay bivi Naraz
Haey FARAZ ! Haey FARAZ !

Radio Quiz

Radio Quiz:

Should Women Have Children After 35?

Sardar Replied:

No, 35 Children Are More Than Enough!

Hum to Parwaney hain

“~Wàdéy~”
krtey hain oR kar k Bdal jatey hain~”

“~Jesa Mosam ho Usi Tarz mai Dhal jatey hain~”

“~Main to Moom hon phir itni Dafa Azmaya Q?

“~Teri Baton se to Pat’ther B pigal jatey hain~”

“~Hamein Aag ki Tapish oR Tezi se na dara~”

“~Hum to Parwaney hain Teri Yaad mai hi Jal jatey hain…

Choose Any No

Choose Any No

1

2

3

4

5

6

7

8

9

10

Phr Me Apko Kch Nhi Btaunge

Tm Logo Ko To Chaska Hi Pr Gya He  Najumi Samjha Hua He Kya Mujh ko.?

Just A Loving Heart

No greeting card to give,
No beautiful flowers to send,
No cute pictures to forward,
Just a loving heart saying
.
.
.
–HAPPY ANNIVERSARY–

Aandhiyan Youn Chaleen

Aandhiyan Youn Chaleen k Dil Ujarr k Reh Gaya . . .

AeY Vekheen “Faraz” Meri Akh Vich Kee PeY Gaya . . .

Ask a question

Have you ever wanted to ask a question?

But you did not because you knew your heart

would not be able to handle the answer

Bohat Mehnga Tha Dil

Jo Mujh Sy Tootii Thii Wo,

Chorriiyan SasTii Thii

B0ht MehnGa Tha Wo Dill,

Jo Tu Nay Tora

Bewafa He Sai

Wo bewafa hi sahi, ao usay yaad kartay hain

aik umer pare hai usay bhulana ki

Our Reason May Prove

Our reason may prove what it will:

Our reason is only a feeble ray
that has issued from Nature.

i love u kehne ki jaga

Boy1: yaar larki ko ” i love you ” kehne ki achi jaga konsi hai?

Boy2: data darbar.

Boy1: kyun.

Boy2: kyun k wahan larkiyun ko chappal nahi pehni hoti hai.
:-):-D;->

Love cant be transferred

Love can neither be created nor destroyed

It can only be transferred from Ex to next

14th August 2011 Silent Msg

Is qom ke jawano ki hubul watni ka aalam to dekho mere DOST

Faqat ek Jashane azadi sms karne he ko apna qomi farz samagh bethe hain.

Usko Rab se itne bar manga

Usko Rab se itne bar manga hai, FARAZ
.

k Ab hum sirf haath uthate hen to farishte Kehtay hain

“Na tainoon hor koi kam nai”

Aqal ki intiha kya hy

=Wonderful Message=

Kisi ne Allama Iqbal se pocha
“aqal ki intiha kya hy.?”

jawab mila:”Hairat”

phir pocha gaya:
hairat ki intaha?
Jawab mila
“ishq”

“ishq ki intiha kya hy?”

farmaya: “Ishq la intiha hy, es ki koi intiha nahi”

Sawal karne wale ne kaha: “magar aap ne likha hy,
‘Tere ishq ki intiha chahta hon”

aap ne muskura kr kaha:

“dosray misray me apni ghalti ka aitraaf b kya hy k

“Meri saadgi dekh kya chahta hon”

Sada Muskuraey Uska Ghar

Jub Jaag Uthey Wo Subah Ko,

Har Dukh Ya Rabb So Jaya Karey,

Wo Komal Pholon Jaisa Hai,

Koi Ghum Na Us Par Aaya Karey,

Har Subah Uski Aisi Ho,

Ghar Khushiyoun Se Bhar Jaya Karey,

Sada Muskuraey Uska Ghar,

Har Phool Wahan Khil Jaya Karey,

JUB Jaag Uthey Woh Subah Ko,

Har Ghum Ya Rabb So Jaya Karey..!!

I Miss You When Something

I Miss You When Something Really
Good Happens Because You are The One
I Want To Share It With.. I Miss U
When Something Is Troubling Me..
Because You are The Only One Who
Understands Me..
I Miss You When I
Laugh And Cry Because I Know That You are
The One Who Makes My Laughter Grow
& My Tears Disappear.
Happy New Year 2014

Chnd lafzon mein

Abhi To Chnd Lafzon Mein Smaita Hai Tujhe Mein Ne,

Dost

Abhi Meri Kitabon Mein Teri Tafseel Baqi Hai

ApKo Meri Konsi Aadat Zehar Lagti Hay

ApKo Meri Konsi Aadat Zehar Lgti Hay..?

Reply Krne Ki Koi Zrort Nahi.

Pehle Apni Aadatein Thek Kr Lo tusi bry haji o.

Marasi Karely leny gia

Marasi Karely leny gia
Shopkeepr sabzi ko pani lga rha tha
Marasi kafi dair intezar krta raha or Ghusay sy bola:

Jy inhan nu Hosh aa gai ay te 1 kilo tol dy..

Because George Still Had The Axe In His Hand

TEACHER : George Washington not only chopped down his father Cherry tree,
but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didnt punish him?

PAPPU : Because George still had the axe in his hand?

Jawn Admi Ke Toba

HAZART MUHAMMAD (S.A.W.W)
Ne farmya:
“Jab aik jawn Admi Toba kerta hai to MASHRIK se MGHRIB
tk ke Qabrstano Me 40 Dino Tk AZAB hata liy jata jai”
SUBHANALLAH !

From: Rabia Malik

Dard Ko Jaaan Sake Aisa

Dard ko jaaan sake aisa koi insaan nahi mila hume is dunia se,
jo humne pura na kia ho aisa koi armaan nahi mila hume is dunia se,
saath de sakte the unki khusi ka unki mahfil me hum,
unki mahfil ka bhi waqt tha tab jab hume jaana tha is dunia se

Roze Mein Dua Sms

Assar ki namaz k baad 7 bar sura falaq,
7 baar sura naas or 3 baar ayat ul kursi parhen

or shadi mey mujood tamam rukawaten or pareshani door huny ki dua kren
or half glass pani py dam kr lain or roze k bad p lain. Fwd as SADQA E JARIA..

Nazren Teri Peenay

“Zara C Dair Ko Sb Kuch Bhula K Dekh Lete Hen

Tujhe Hm §amnay Apne Bitha K Dekh Lete Hen

§una He Mad_Bhari Nazren Teri Peenay Nhi Deti

Ejazat Ho To Ham Nazren Mila K Dekh Lete Hen

Wo Chehray Kese Hote Hen K Jin Se Chaand §hrmaye

Tere Rukh Se §iah Zulfen Hata K Dekh Lete Hen

§hama K Pas Ja Kr Kis Trha Jalte Hen Prwane

Zara Ham B Tere Nazdeek Aa K Dekh Lete Hen

Kahin Betab Dil Ko Is Trha Se Chain AaJaye

Tere Tasvr Ko Dil main btha K Dekh Lete Hen””

O You Who Believe

O you who believe (Muslims)!
When the call is proclaimed for the Salaah (prayer) on Friday (Jumuah prayer),
come to the remembrance of Allaah [Jumuah religious talk (Khutbah) and Salaah (prayer)]
and leave off business (and every other thing).
That is better for you if you did but know! [al-Jumuah 62:9]

What Is Will Power

what is Willpower : . . . . .

its When you see 10 notification,

20 msgs and 30 frnd requests

….. . . . . And still you Click “LOGOUT” 😉

Zindagi Ke Din Kaise Bhi Hon

zindagi ke din kaise bhi hon,
guzar jayen ge,
ek din hum bhi chupke se dunya chord jayen ge,
aaj rehte hain aap ke dil main yaad ban ker,
kal ansu ban ker ankhon se nikal jayen ge.

lift chahiye

1 larki road pe akeli ja rahi thi peche se 1

boy: ghar tak lift chahiye kya?

Girl:

bhag ja Kamine 3 din se lift le rahi hun abi tak ghar nahi pohnchi.:

Happy Independence Day

~~~~~
J—,
J : [ * ]
‘““`’
J—

J

J HAPPY

INDEPENDENCE

DAY

Dimaagh phir Ghoom Jaaye

Es se Pehle ke Rehman Malik ka Dimaagh phir Ghoom Jaaye

or Mobile Service Ek bar phir Band ho jaye,

Apko or apki Family ko Jaldi say

BAKRA EiD Mubarik

Apna Real Blood Group Select Kejeay

Apna Real Blood Group
Select Kejeay Aur Apni
Personality Janiay.
A+
A-
B+
B-
AB+
AB-
O+
O-
(AFTER REPLY)
Answer:
A+= Romantic
A-= Lovely
B+= Love For All
B-= Boring
AB+= Jazbati
AB-= Innocent
O+= Beautiful
O-= Uniqe..

Life Does not Just Happen

A beautiful life does not just happen.

It builds daily with prayers, truth, sincerity,

sacrifice & love

May A beautiful life alwaz b yours.

Astagfar Ke Importance

Rasul ALLAH SAWW ne farmaya:

“Jab shetan mardud hogaya tu us ne kaha ke ae RAB! me tere bando ko hmesha behkata rahoga jab tk unki rohen unk jismo me rahenge
ALLAH rabulizat ne irshad farmaya: muj kasam he apni izato jalal ki or AALA makam ki.jb tak wo mujh se ASTAGFAR karte rahenge, Me unko BAHKSHTA RAHUN GA”

SUBHAN-ALLAH

Dost Ek Haseen Tohfa Hai

Pyaar To Ek Jhoka Hai Hawa Ka
Dost To Ek Naam Hai Wafa Ka
Auron Ke Liye Kuch Bhi Ho
Humare Liye To Dost Ek Haseen Tohfa Hai Khuda Ka…

Cry at Trouble

If You cry at TROUBLE,
it grows DOUBLE..

&

If You laugh at TROUBLE,
It disappears like BUBBLE..

When You Are Crazy

Every thing is Easy, When you are Crazy
and Nothing is Easy When you are Lazy.

By Own Actions

Happiness is not something

ready made.

It comes from your own actions

Advice to Male youngsters

Advice to Male youngsters:

If you want to change the country do it now,

because once you get married

you can not even change the TV channel !!!

Before The Clock Reach The 12

Before The Clock Reach The 12

I Should Take The Opportunity

To Wish You A Brand New year

Of Your Life …!!

A Blessed Happy Birthday

If we Lose Pen

Excellent words: If we lose our pen we can buy a new one..

But..

If we lose pen cap we cant buy new one..

So.. . .

Always buy a tik tik Wala pen:D

Ghor farmane ka shukria. 😛

So ja Diploma

1 orat Bachy Sy:

So ja “DIPLOMA” So ja

2nd aurat:

ap isy “Diploma” Q Kehti ho?

Orat:

Meri Beti Sargodha university me Diploma Leny Gai Thi or “ye” Le Kr i hy.

Confusing Day

Which is the most confusing day in America?

FATHER’S DAY!…!

80% don’t know whom to wish.

And rest 20% r scared someone will cum & wish them..

Wife Calls hubby

Wife Calls hubby . .

Alla besti

Wife: Kya Kar Rahe Ho?

Hubby: Office Mein Hoon, Bohat Busy Hoon aur Tum Kya Kar Rahi Ho?

Wife: KFC Mein Tumhare Peeche Bachon K

Saath Bethi Hu Aur Bacche Pooch Rahe Hain K Papa K Saath Konsi BUA Bethi

Living depress & peace

If you are depressed,
you are living in the past.

if you are anxious,
you are living in future.

if you are at peace,
you are living in the present.

-Lao Tzu

Girne wala Ansoo

“ALLAH k Khof se Girne wala Ansoo Be’shak chota Q na ho,

Lekin Is me
itni TAQAT hoti he k Wo SAMANDR k barabr Gunah mita deta hai.”

(SubhanAllah)

Aitbar kiya

Itni Qasmen Na Khao Ghabra Kar
Jao Hum Ne Phir Tum Pe Aitbar Kiya.

New elemnt Added

*A New elemnt Added to the Periodic Table*

Name :*GIRL*

Symbol : Gl

Atomic Weight : Don t Even Dare 2 Ask! 😉

Physical Proprties :

Boils at Anytime,

Can Freeze at Anytime,

Melts if Handled with Love&Care,

Very Bitter if Misshndled.!

Chemical Proprties;

Very Reactive,

Highly Unstable,

Posses Strong Affinity 4 Gold,

Platinm

Dimond

&

Othr Precious Items,

Money Reducing Agent,

Volatile wen left Alone

Occurnce:oftn found in frnt ov miror 😀

Happy Valentine Day Wishes

“softly d leaves fo memories wil fal,
i’ll pick them up & gather them all,
coz 2day, 2moro & til my life is through
i’ll cherish having sum1 like u! ”

Aftari k Oqaat Me

Tamam roza daro sy darkhwast hai k agar wo sehatmand o tawana rehna chahtay hain to …

Aftari k oqaat me apni 0qaat me rahein…
Shukria….

Nazaron Ka KamaL

* = = GHAZAL = =*

Us Ki Nazaron Ka KamaL Na Pooch,

Ab Jo Hua Hy Mera HaaL Na Pooch,

Ho Gayi Us K Saamny Zuban Band Meri,

Phir Kya kiya Us Ne Mujh se Sawal Na Pooch,

Milta Hy Mujhe Har Roz Khuwab Main,

Usy Hai Mera Kitna KhayaL Na Pooch,

Us k Sang Jo Waqt Guzra MaLoom Nahi,

JUDAI Main Jo Guzra Wo SaaL Na Pooch,

TAJIR To Hun Main Mohabbat ka Magar,

Hua Kis tarha kangaal na poch.

Zindagi Mein Baatein Bahut

Zindagi mein baatein bahut kar liye?
Sun liye hai zawab bhi?kabhi Dosto se, Kabhi Dushmano se,
Lavso ke is bhir mein ghutan si hoti hai ab to?.
Mujhe sannata chahiye?.. ?
Isliye Khamoshi se Dosti kar liye?..
Baaton ki tanashahi bardasht karne ki taaqat na rahi??..
Viraane mein sar chupane ki jagah chahiye?.. ?.
Alfaazon ki koi matlab hi nahi milta??. .
Isliye Khamoshi se Dosti kar liye?..
Rahegi tamannaye, tamannaye to rahti hai??.
Par halaat yeh hai ki ab saare Hosh?o?Hawas kho chuke??. .
Is Bedardi ko kab tak jhel sakti hai yeh Dil?o?Dimaag??
Armaano se tang aa chuke hai hum bhi??
Isliye Khamoshi se Dosti kar liye?..
Musquraahaton se roshan hoti rahegi yeh Duniya?? ..
Mujhe roshniyon se dar lagne laga hai??
Mujhe Andhera Chahiye?..
Isliye Khamoshi se Dosti kar liye?..

Best Pray SmS

One day I’ll go far away in the depths of my grave..,! My Real Home..,! Nobody can meet me..,! I’ll be all alone..,! My parents can’t come to help me..,! I’ll be of dark..,! But, your prayers may lighten my grave..,! So, Plz do remember me in your prayers and forgive me.

valentine day pr

Agr valentine day pr apko gulab ka phool na mile to mujhe call kar li jiye ga

Q k

Q k

Q k log kehte hain k “*MAIN*” kisi gulab se kam nahi.,:-)

Har 1 Kamyab Admi k peechay

Har 1 Kamyab Admi k peechay 1 Aurat hoti hai . .
Jo ussay itna tang karti hai K . Wo ghar jana chor daeta hai aur

dukhi ho kar apnay kaam mein itna busy ho jata hai k. .
Kamyabi khud uss k kadam chumti hai

Break Nai Lag Rahi

Girl:
HUM Kahan Ja Rahay Hain?

Boy: Long Drive Pr

Girl:
Wow
Pehle Kyun Nai Batya

Boy:
Mjhe B Abhi Pata Chala Hai

Girl:
Kaise

Boy:
Break Nai Lag Rahi…

Ye Jo Silsla Chal Nikla Hai

YEH JO SILSLA CHAL NIKLA HAI JAHAN MAIN RISHWATON KA …

TUM BHE KUCH LE DE KAR MERAY KYN NAEN HO JATAY …

quranic ayat

*Ae logo jo eman laye ho

agar tum un logo ke isharo pay chalo gay

jinho nay kufr ke rah ikhtiyar ke hai to wo tum ko ulta

phairay liay jaye gain aur tum n-murad ho jao gay.

Haqeqat yeh hai ke ALLAH tumhara hami-o-madad gaar hai

aur wo bethreen madad krnay wala hai *

Ayat> 150
Surat> Aal-e-imran
Para> 4

Under your feet

“A mountain is not higher than your confidence

because,

it will be under your feet, if you reach the top.

Pakistan Tujhe Salaam

Pakistan Tujhe Salaam
Roushan Rahey Tera Kalaam
Raat Aur Din Chamke Tera Naam
Tujhi Se Hay Subha Meri Tujhi Se Mera Shaym
Her Waqt Yaad Aati Hay Teri Fizaeean
Jab Bhi Leta Hai Koi, Pardes Mein Tera Naam
Pakistan Tujhe Salaam
wish u 23rd March

Funny rainy sms in pakistan

When Rain at night in ENGLAND

People say:

“what a pleasant wheather”

When Rain at night in pakistan :

AWAZ aati hai :

“uthho begherto manjiyaan andar kero ”  😀

guzra waqt

Year 1999 ka jo calndr tha whi 2010 ka calndr hai apny mbl k Calndr mai dekho.Date b same hai days b
Kon kehta hai guzra waqt wapis nhi ata
I m 1st 2 infrm u.

3 dost

1 admi k 3 dost thy
3no doctor thy

2 pagal thy
1 ko samjh nai ati thi

Jis ko samjh nai ati thi
Us k 3 hospital thy

2 band thy
1 kholta nai tha

Jo kholta nai tha us main 3 fans thy

2 band thy
1 chalta nai tha

Jo chalta nai tha us ko 3 meknik k pas ly gy

2 ko kam ata nai tha
1 sy hota nai tha

Jis sy hota nai tha
Us k 3 shagerd thy

2 aty nai thy
1 ghar main rehta tha

Jo ghar main rehta tha
.
.
Wo wohi shuru wala admi tha jis k 3 dost thay.

Naughty Husband Wife Sms

Wife: Shall We Try Different Position Tonight?

Husband: Excellent idea

Wife: U Stand at Sink & Wash Dishes & I Will Lie On Sofa & Watch TV

Mere fitart mein ni

Mere fitart mein nahi hai kisi se naraz h0na

Naraz w0 h0ty hEin jin k0 apny aap per gur00r h0ta hai

Dajjal’s fitna z known 2 be

Dajjal’s fitna z known 2 be the greatest fitna of all times. Commonly known as the Antichrist by the christians, ‘Dajjal’ wil gv entrance with da killing of thousands of muslims across the globe.Our beloved Prophet Muhammad (s.aw.) has gvn us a shield against Dajjal. And dat shield is ‘the first 10 ayats of surah KAHAF,those who MEMORIZE these first 10 ayats, wil be safe frm Dajjal.Spread dis beautiful knowledge as we r in need…