lighting another candle

“No candle loses its light while lighting another candle.”
So never stop sharing & helping others because it makes your life more meaningful’!

Two main things

A great relationship is about two main things.

First, find out the similarities.

Second, respect the differences.

Hey U Know Which

Hey U Know
Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck
otherwise just tell April Foooooll.

100 Dosto se Behtar

“100 Dosto se Behter Wo 1 Dushman hy Jo Dil mai Nafrat tu Rakhta hy

Lekin Munafiqat Nahi Rakhta”,

Todays Reality

Todays Reality

Big House Small Family

More Degrees Less Common Sense

Advanced Medicine Poor Health

Touched Moon Neighbours Unknown

High Income Less peace of Mind

High IQ Less Emotions

Good Knowledge Less Wisdom

Number of affairs No true love

Lot of friends on Facebook No best friend

More alcohol Less water

Lots of Human Less Humanity

Costly Watches But No time

In Lailatul Qader

When Allah Is Accepting Duas
In Lailatul Qader,
May Yours Be One Of Them.
When He Is Forgiving People,
May You Be One Of Them.
When He Is Showering His Mercy Down,
May They Land On You.
And When You Meet Your Friends & Relatives In Jannat
May I Be One Of Them.

AMEEN

Do Remember Me In Your Prayers Friends

hadees duaon ki qabolyat ke aukaat

ACCORDING TO HADEES ,

Duaonki qabolyat k Aukaat

1. Farz namaz ke bad ,

2. Azan or Aqmat k Darmian

3. Tahajjud k waqt

4. Barish Barastay waqt

5. safar mai

6. Iftar k waqt

7. jumayk din ek ghari

8. shab e  qadar mai ,

9 zam zam peetay waqt

10. Arfa k din

maidan-e-Arfat mai ,

11. Quran ki tilawat k bad

DUAN DARUD

Free chocolate

Child said 2 a Salesgirl in a sweets shop:
Miss! Will u marry me when I grow up?
Girl smiled n said: Yes.
Child: Can u give ur future husband a free chocolate?

Uqaabi josh nojawano mein

Uqaabi josh Jab bedaar hota hai in nojawano mein

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Le ker LUX ki Tikki ghuss jaate hai Ghusal khano mein. 😀

Tanhai jab mukaddar

Tanhai jab mukaddar ne likhi thi to
Kya shikayat apne begane se
Hum mit gaye jinki chahat me
Wo baaz nahi aate hame aajmane se

From: zulqarnain haroon (00971552543943)

Yaad Karta Hay Mujhko

Jab wo Ghamgeen Hota Hy To Yaad Karta Hy Mujhko

Ab Tum Hi Batao “RAB” Se Uski Khushi Maangun Ya Gham

Jab wo Ghamgeen Hota Hy To Yaad Karta Hy Mujhko “”” Ab Tum Hi Batao “RAB” Se Uski Khushi Maangun Ya Gham. ……. Good Morning.

Muskurahat Jam Gaye

Muskurahat Jam Gayi Hai Labon Pe Numahish Karte Karte,

Gham Chupanay Ka Saliqa khud Gham Ne Sikhaya Hai Mujhe.

Aaya Tha Imtehan Me

Aaya Tha Imtehan Me Mazmoon Husn Par…

Parchay Me Sab Ny Chehra mera Bana Diya…

/(‘,’) uffff… )(> ye class felows b na..:-)?

Fantastic Answer By A Philosopher

Fantastic Answer by a philosopher
to a question asked at the BBC.
Define Birthday!

Answer: The only day in your life,
when you cried & your mother was Smiling..!

Girls ke Smile

Girls ki ek smile boys ko confuse krdeti hai,
Sala pura din smj nhi ata k,
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Hans k dekh rhi hai, Ya
Dekh k hans rhi hai. :p 😀

Wo KyA ChEeZ HaI

RiDdLe
Wo KyA ChEeZ HaI JiSeY ApP DaI (RiGhT) HaTh Se ChOo LeTe HaI MaGaR BaI (LeFt) Se ChOoNa Na MuMkIn HaI ?
ItS VeRy EaZy

Wafa Ki Kahani

Kya Sunaoun
Apni Wafa Ki Kahani Tum Ko
Samundarr Ka Rakhwala Tha,
Aur Sari Ummar Pyasa Rah Gaya

Mri Prsnalty

Mri Prsnalty k lihaz sy Apke khyal me mje kia hona chiae ?

Doctor

Actor

Engineer

Dj

H0st

News caster

Teacher

Minister

Writer

Novlist

Scholar

Leader

Model

Politcian.

Plz rply mst I m waiting!

Dedicated To All Friends

D0st0n ke lifE meiiii , d0sti ka rule hay..
Apnay yawr bEst hein , apna grUp c0ol hay..
Ye d0sti , ye d0sti , ye d0sti k rang hein..
D0st0n k sbjCt ke apni ek thE0ry hay , sCienC mthx apni jgaa..
Fun0l0gy v xrUri hy..ye d0sti , ye d0sti , ye d0sti k raNg hein..
Dost0n ke gAng mei sAb ka apNA hIssa hay , alag kahaniAn par sb ka ek QiSsa hayyy..yE d0sti , ye d0sti , ye d0sti k rAng heinnn …
DEdic8d 2 awl fRndZx…

Saharay Jitne B

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KHUDA Py Bhrosay Ka Hunar Seekh Lo, ~DOST~
Saharay Jitne B Sache Hon Sath Chor Hi Jate Hain.!

khoobsoorat Pal

Aaj her ek pal khoobsoorat hai,
dil main srif teri hi surat hai,
Kch bhi kahey ye duniya,
Bs hamen duniya se zyada
“aap ki zaroorat hai”

Submit By: Erum Jawaid

sweetest person day

!…Happy world sweetest person day..!
Ap ye msg usko karen jo apki nazer main sub se ziada sweet ho
Maine apko kar diya
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GHalti se!
Sorry:

Jisne Humko Chaha

Jisne humko chaha, use hum chah na sake,
Jisko chaha usae hum pa na sake,
Yeh samajh lo dil tutne ka khel hai,
Kisi ka toda aur apna bacha na sake,
Ek aur sher sunata hoon——-

Manzilein bhi uski thi,
raasta bhi uska tha;
Ek hum hi akele thei,
kafilaa bhi uska tha;
saath chalne ki soch bhi uski thee,
Fir raasta

Namaz Ki Shan

(Namaz Ki Shan)

Jub tum namaz k liye khare hote ho to sir se asman tk rahmat-e-ilahi ghata ban k cha jati hai, Farishty tere chehre ki tarf jamah ho jate hain Ek farishta pukarta hai k Ay namazi agr tu dekh ly k tere samny kon hai or tu kis se baat kr raha hai to “ALLAH” ki qasam tu qayamt tk salam na phere. Please namaz ki pabandi kijiye aur is sms ko khob phelae Jo paisa “ALLAH” k liye kharch hoga us ka badla b “ALLAH” dega. –(INSHAALLAH)

Ajab Hai RASAM-E-ULFAT Ay

ajab hai

RASAM-E-ULFAT ay

FARAZ

dil hamara hai magar
IKHTIAR
kisi aur ka hai…

Slow you down

Some people do not like you

because your strength

reminds them of their weakness.

Do not let the hate slow you down.

Ek bar suno kuch aisa hua

Ek Bar Suno Kuch Aisa Hua Wo Mujko Mila
Me Usko Mila Izhar Hua Iqrar Hua

Wo yr Bna Me Dost hua Use Ishq Bohat Muje Pyar Bohat
Hm 2no me takrar bohat Phr Kch Yun Hua.

Wo Chorh Gaya Main Toot Gya Phr Kch Yun Mile Wo Tanha Tha Me Akela Tha
Bs Hum Do The Or Koi Na Tha Wo Rone Laga Me Bebas Raha Na Pyar Na Hi Izhar Raha

Bs Farq Sirf Itna Sa Raha WO MITTI K UPAR ROTA RAHA MAIN MITTI K ANDAR SOTA RAHA…

Ek bar suno kuch aisa hua……

The Best Prank Call Ever

The Best Prank Call Ever:

“Hello KFC?”
– ” Yes, How can I help you sir?”
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” I want MC DONALD’S number”…

The Most Expensive Gift

Sincerity is a very Expensive Gift , So dont Expect it from a Cheap Person.
(Shakespear)

Zindagi Mein Baatein Bahut Kar Liye

Zindagi mein baatein bahut kar liye?
Sun liye hai zawab bhi?kabhi Dosto se, Kabhi Dushmano se,
Lavso ke is bhir mein ghutan si hoti hai ab to?.
Mujhe sannata chahiye?.. ?
Isliye Khamoshi se Dosti kar liye?..
Baaton ki tanashahi bardasht karne ki taaqat na rahi??..
Viraane mein sar chupane ki jagah chahiye?.. ?.
Alfaazon ki koi matlab hi nahi milta??. .
Isliye Khamoshi se Dosti kar liye?..
Rahegi tamannaye, tamannaye to rahti hai??.
Par halaat yeh hai ki ab saare Hosh?o?Hawas kho chuke??. .
Is Bedardi ko kab tak jhel sakti hai yeh Dil o Dimaag??
Armaano se tang aa chuke hai hum bhi??
Isliye Khamoshi se Dosti kar liye?..
Musquraahaton se roshan hoti rahegi yeh Duniya?? ..
Mujhe roshniyon se dar lagne laga hai??
Mujhe Andhera Chahiye?..
Isliye Khamoshi se Dosti kar liye?

Mere Taqdeer to Dekho

Bichhar Kaar Tujh Se Zinda Hun Meri Taqdeer To Dekho…+

Kabhi Aa Kaar Mere Halaat Ki Tasveer To Dekho…+

Mujhe Mehfil MeIn Dekha To Kaha Usne Raqeebo n Se…+

Mera Aashiq Mera Paagal Mera Dilgeer To Dekho…+

Teri Tasveer K Peechay HaIn Jalway BeWafai K…+

Ulat Kaar Tum Zaara Apni Kabhi Tasveer To Dekho…+

De Kaar Piyar Ki Daulat Khareeday Khoon K Aansu…+

Mili Jo Ishq MeIn Hum Ko Zaara Jaageer To Dekho…+

Likha Haai Naam MoHsIn Ka Shararat Haai Raqeebon Ki…+

Ye Khaat Mera Nahe Haai Jana Zara Tehreer To Dekho.

Especially 4 girls !!

Specialy 4 girls!
Ghar se bahar jatay waqt ZarOor Wazu kar k Jaana Chahiyay
Aur 3 martaba 3rd kalma parhlia karain ALLAH aapki izat ki hifazat k liye farishta muqarar krdeta hy.
4wd to girls whom u care about!

Dhamaka khaiz Bachiya

Breaking Newz

Tariq Road aur Saddar per 1 car dekhi gayi hai

jis me mein dhamaka khaiz

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Bachiyan hain.

HAnso mat

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DHONDO….!!

Kamino

funny sardar sms

SARDAR  building se gir gea

Doctor said: He is dead

Sardar Hosh me aa k bola

My zinda wan

SARDANI boli: peya reh KANJRA Tenu doctor nalon botha pata ae:-

Devote Yourself To An Idea

Devote yourself to an idea. Go make it happen struggle on it.
Overcome your fears and smile. Don’t you forget, this is your dream.

Abhi Tak Tujh Se

Malik: Abhi tak tujh se machar nahi maray? Mairy kaanon mai gunguna rahay hain
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Nokar: Sahib! Mai ne machar mar deye hain, yai tu unki bewiyan hai jo bewa ho kar ro rahi hain

Funny Faraz sms

Wo apni B.V se ye keh k door chala gaya

“FARAZ”

Dosti door ki achi

Roti Tandoor ki achi

Daal masoor ki achi

B.V GHAFOOR ki achi

Hame intezar qabool hai

Meri zindgi to firaaq hy,
Wo azal se dil me makeen sahi,
Wo nigah_e_shoq se door hen,
Rag_e_jaan se laakh qareeb sahi.
Sar_e_toor ho,
Sar_e_hashr ho,
Hame intezar qabool hy,
Wo kabi milain,
Wo kahin milen,
Wo kabi sahi,
Wo kahin sahi.
Mera un pe jo bus nai,
Tou na sahi,
K yeh ashqi hy hawas nai.
Main unhi ka tha,
Unhi ka hun,!
Wo mere nai tou na sahi,
Jo ho faisla wo sunaiye,
Ise hashr pe na uthaiye
Jo kre gy ap sitam yahan,
ham krege na gila wahan

Hasrat- Urdu Sms poetry

Bikhri hai kuch iss tarha mohabbat usay kehna,
Aankhon mein utar aai hai wehshat usay kehna,
Kehna k teray baad say ji lagta nahin hai,
Bay-chain si rehti hai tabiat usay khena,
Ashkon se wazu kar k yeh khamosh aankhein,
Karti hain teri roz ibadat usay khena,
Yeh soch k badnam na ho jao kisi din
Kar li hai tere shaher se HIJRAT usay khena,
Mehki hai phir mere aangan mein rat ki rani
Jagi hai tere qurb ki hasrat usay kehna?

Submit By: Muhammad Younus (03337723144)

Aaj Vo Humse Jannat Mein

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikli…..
Fiteh Mooh Tusin ethe vii aa gaye !!!

Meri Yaadon Se Bach Nikley

Meri Yaadon Se Bach Nikley To Waada Hai Mera Tujhse. .

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Main Khud Duniya Se Keh Dunga Kami Meri Wafa Main Thi. . .!!

Bharam tora ni kerte

Mohabbat Haar K Jeena Bohat Dushwaar Hota Ha,

Usay Bas Itna Keh Dena Bharam toora Nei Kerte..!

Live your life like a pair

Live your life like a pair of walking feet.

The foot forward has no PRIDE & the foot behind has no SHAME,

they both know that situation will be changed soon

Thanx un Logo Ka

Thanx. . .!!
Un logon ka jo mujh sy nafrat karty hein
Q
K
Unhon ny mjhy mzboot bnaya

Thanx. . .!!
Un logon ka jo mujh sy pyar karty hein
Q
K
Unhon ny mera dil bara kr dia

Thanx. . .!!
Un logon ka jo mery liye preshan howy
Or
Mujhy bataya k darasl wo mera bohot khyal rkhty hein

Thanx. . .!!
Un logon ka jinhon ny mjhy apna bna k chor diya
0r
Mujhe ehsas dilaya
K
Dunya main her cheez apni nahi hoti.

Collections of Hearts

Friendship is a collection of hearts,
ready 2 give, share and understand.

It never fades and never ends.
It only reminds us that life is
not perfect without a friend.

Send SMS

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Khwahish Deewane Ke

Kitni nadan si khwahish hai us deewane ki aa dost

Chahta hai ishq bhi kare aur khush bhi rahe….

Dushmano Se Mohabbat

Dushmano se mohabbat hone lagi hai mujh ko..

Jaise jaise apno ko azmata ja raha hun…….!!

Best Hair Styler

My pillow is my best hair styler
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Everyday, I wake up with different hair style

Islamabad airport pr

Islamabad
airport
pr
PIA
ki
Flight No.9
K
Jahaz
Ki
Seet No.52
Pr
Bethe
Musafir
K
sath
Khari
Air hostes
K
husbend
K
Ghar
K
Bedroom
K
Attach bath
K
Right
Side
Wali
Window
K
Sath
Wali
Gali
K
Pehle
Mor
par
Mojood
School
Ki
Class
4th
K
Teacher
k
Table
K
Samne
Wali
Line
K
4th
Bench
K
Sath
Wale
Bench
Par
Bethe
Huwe
Student
K
Bag
Main
Pari
Hui
Urdu
Ki
Book
K
Page No.57
Ki
Line No.10
Main
Likha
Tha
K
Doston ko Stana achi baat nhi hy.

Mri Ibadat Ki

BEST SMS
in
Quran_e_Majeed

“Ay Bande Agr Kbi Rat
Ko Tri Ankh Khule
or Tu Phr So Jye
To Tu Ne Mjhse
Bewafai Ki
or Agr Tri Ankh Khule or
Tu Ne Wazoo Kia
or
Mri Ibadat Ki
Tu Ne Manga or
Me ne Qabul Na
Kia
To Me ne Tjhse Bewafai
Ki
0r Me Aisa Nai
Krta!
“Suraha-e-Mulk”
Ye sms bager intzr kye logo ko send krna

Laylat al-Qadr in this Month

Allah has made Laylat al-Qadr in this month,
which is better than a thousand months,

as Allaah says:

The Night of Al-Qadr is better than a thousand months.
Therein descend the angels and the Rooh [Jibreel (Gabriel)] by Allah
Permission with all Decrees, there is peace until the appearance of dawn.

Laylat al-Qadr Mubarak.

Happy Birthday To You Sweetheart

if kisses were rain id send u showers,
if fun was time id send u hours,
if u needed a friend id send u me!
*Happy Birthday To You Sweetheart*

MOHABBAT K Raste Per

“MOHABBAT” K Raste Me Har Waqt Dard Mile Ga

Main ne socha hai

Isi Raste Par MEDICAL STORE Khol Loan BOHT Chale Ga (“,)

Jummah Mubarik Dua

YA ALLAH Mere Piyaro ko Itna Atta kar

jitni Teri SHAAN He

YA RAHEEM Mere Piyaro k Itne Gunah Maaf Farma

Jitna Tu RAHEEM He

YA RAHMAN Mere Piyaro ki Itni Mushkilen

Aassan Farma Jitna tu RAHMAN He

YA RAZZAQ Mere Piyaro ko Itna kushada

Rizq Atta kar Jitna tu RAZZAQ HE

AMEEN and GOOD MORNING and Jummah Mubarik

Best Maa Poetry Sms

Zara C chot lage to wo aansu baha deti hy,
Apni sukoon bhari goad me hum ko sula deti hy!
Karte hen khafa hum jb, to chutki me bhula deti hy,
Hote hen khafa hum jb, to duniya ko bhula deti hy,
Mat gustakhi krna A
LOGO us “MAA” se
Q k!
jb wo chor k jati hy To ghar ko qabristan bana deti hy..
KHUDA hr kisi ki “MAA” ko salamat rakhay       Ameen

Dulhan rone lagi

Shadi par rukhsti k waqt Dulhan rone lagi.
(Just formality as usual)

Ose dekh kar dulha b Rone laga.

Admin Dulha se: ode te Maa Piyu Chhut rae ne,

o te ais lai rondi ae, tu q ronda ain?

Dulha: Ene mere v chhurwa dene ne..

Allah always has 3 replies to our Dua!

Allah always has 3 replies to our Dua!
1.Yes
2.Yes but not now
3.I have a better plan for U.

(there is never a “No”)

Morning Is The Best Time

Morning is The Best Time
To Greet Special People
Because, The Remaining Hrs Soon,
Will B Busy So Let Me
Say Hello,
Take Care And Keep On Smiling.
Good Morning..

Mujh Se Wada Kro Mujhe Rulao Gy Nhi

Mujh Se Wada Kro Mujhe Rulao Gy Nhi

Halaat Jo B Hon Muje Bhulao Gy Nhi

Chupa K Apni Aankhon Me Rkho Gy Mjh Ko

Dunya Me Kisi Aur Ko Dikhao Gy Ni

Mere Lfz Mere Dil Ki Tahrerein Hain

Qasam Uthao in Ko Kbi jalao Gy Nhi

Mje Ye Yakeen Dilao Mje Yad Rkho Gy

Meri Yadon Ko Apne Dil Se Mitao Gy Nhi

Hope For The Best

Every sunset gives us one day
Every sunset gives us one day less to live!
But every sunrise give us, one day more to hope!
So, hope for the best. Good Day & Good Luck!

Sitaro Me Aap

Sitaro me aap, Hawao me aap, Fizao me aap,

Baharo me aap, Dhop me aap, Chaaon me aap,

Sach hi suna hai ki buri aatmao ka koi thikana nahi hota 😛 😉

Donot want someone

Honestly, i donot want someone

that chooses me for whats good about me.

I need someone that sees the bad, and still wants me

Wahee Mehsoos Kertey Hai

Wahee mehsoos Kertey hai Khalsih Dard-e-muhabbet Ki
Jo apney app es Berh ker kisi sy pyar kertey hain…

Tabah Hoye Faraz

Kia ruksat e yar ki gri thi,

hansti hoi rat roo pri thi.

Hum khud tabah hoay faraz

warna duniya ko hamari kia pari thi.

Style of Proposing

3 dfrnt styles of proposing:

English: Would U mind being my girlfriend

Urdu: kia ap meri dost banengi

Punjabi: Velli phirdi ae Kisi gareeb de kum ee aaja 😀

Worlds Best Feeling

Worlds Best Feeling
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It Comes When We See A Very Wonderful Question

Paper In Examinations Hall

And We Smile At Each Other

And Say: Ek Bhi Nahi Aata Yaar

apni bewi ko talaq

Eik Sardar dosray sardar say:

“yaar tu nay apni bewi ko talaq Q dee?”.

Dosra Sardar: “Shadi meray naal kiti si tay bacha baghwan kolon mangdi c”

Submitted By: M.ALI KK (00971506104550)

Advantage Of Not Having Lover

Advantage Of not having LOVER… .

1. Can Sleep Well.:->.
2. Can Save Time n Money.B-)
3. No Missed Call At Mid night.;-).
4. No Wories abt How I Look:-O
5.No Need 2 Active Cheapr Call Rate Schme:->
6.No Need 2 Rechrge twice A Day %-)
7.Can Talk 2 All Boys n Girls;-)
8.The Most Importnt, all singles Can forwrd ths txt. :D:D

Peepal K Darakht K Neche

Peepal K Darakht K Neche
3 aadmi thy.
(1)gunga
(2)behra
(3)andha
Uper sy aam gira to sub
sy pehle kon uthaye ga.
Reply fast plzz..
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Answer: Peepal k darakht per
aam nae lagte

hazaron hasratin younhi

tum b kabhi ao pehlo mein hamry

k hazaron hasratin younhi machlti hain

5 cror ka sawal

LUX walon ne mjh se 5 cror ka sawal pocha

“Pakistan may aisa kon ha jo 1 saal m 1 bar nahata hai?

yaqeen karo 5 crore pe laat mar di mgr tmara naam nahi btaya.

True feelings of boys n girls

True feelings
When A Girl Is In Love, You Can See It In Her Smile.
When A Boy Is In Love, You Can See It In His eyes.

Wahan Na Phool Khilty Hain

Wahan n phool khilty hain,
Na hi mosam badalty hain,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Wahan kuch bhi nhi hota,,,,,,,,
Jahan Pet tum nhi hoty,,,,,,
Have a Nice Day

Someone Changes The Lock

Whenever I Find The Key To Success,
Someone Changes The Lock.

Ab Kyun Na Zindagi Pe

Ab Kyun Na Zindagi Pe Mohabat Ko Vaar Dain
Is Ashiqi Mein Jaan Se Jana Bohat Hua

Ab Tak To Dil Ka Dil Se Taaaruf Na Ho Saka
Mana Ki Us Se Milna Milana Bohat Hua

Kya Kya Na Ham Kharaab Hoye Hain Magar Ye Dil
Ai Yaad-e-yaar Teraa Thikaana Bohat Hua

Kahta Tha Naasehon Se Mere Munh Na Aaiyo
Phir Kyaa Thaa Ek Huu Kaa Bahaana Bahut Hua

Lo Phir Tire Labon Pe Usii Bewafa Ka Zikr
Ahmad faraz Tujh Se Kahaa Na Bohat Hua

Pathan England Me

Pathan England me club pe chala gaya, wahan ja k khub nach dance krny k bad bola,
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O yara koi hm ko ye to btaye k shadi kis ke hy? 😛

TRUST ALLAH

I say: its impossible
Allah says: all is possible

I say: I’m too tired
Allah says: I’ll give u rest

I say: I can’t do it
Allah says: u can do every thing

I say: I’m unable
Allah says: u r able for every thing

I say: I can’t forgive myself
Allah says: I forgive u.

I say: I feel alone
Allah says: I’ll never leave u alone

I say: nobody loves me
Allah says: I love u.

TRUST ALLAH,
EVRYTHNG WILL BE DONE.

Where is your Heart

Biology Ki Miss:

Grlz
Can U tell me Exactly,
where is ur heart?

All Grlz
Shouted Loudly:

“MUSHTAQ”
K
PaaSs!

Teachr Smiles
&
Says:

Mera B..
1 ajnabi
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From: Asif Ali

Sweet Good Morning

Gö”My”$wèét $m$ $wèét”Dö$t”K Pä$

$wèét”$tylè”K $äth $wèét”$milè”K $äth

$wèét”Mööd”K $äth

$wèét”$é”äñdäz Mèiñ Kéhñä* “. ¤Gøöd mòrñìñg¤

Will It Keep Me Warm

Shopkeeper: This sweater is made of pure virgin wool sir.
Santa: You see I m not interested in the morals of the sheep.Just tell me, will it keep me warm?

Christmas Tree

Never worry about
the size of your Christmas tree.
In the eyes of children,
they are all 30 feet tall.

Yesterday Night I Saw A Dream

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelery and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!

PATHAN hai salaa

Aik “PATHAN” apne kaandhay pe aik “TOTA” bitha kar ja rha tha,

rastey main 1 admi ne rok k pucha,

bhai ye konsa janwar hy,

“TOTA” bola ”
PATHAN” hai salaa…