Happier Without US

Sometimes we decide to stop

loving someone

Not bcoz they dont love us,

Bcoz we find that they are more

happier without us..!!

sar k bul gira

Main sar k bul gira tha gunahon k bojh se

Dunia smajh rhi thi k sajde me para hai

Sajde mei jab gya tu logon ne ye kaha

Zalim ne itni pi ha k mdhosh para ha.. ..

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BEAUTIFUL THOUGHT

BEAUTIFUL THOUGHT…!!
Aik Shakhs Tha Jis Ki Aadat Thi K Wo Raastey Mein Milney Waley Har Shakhs Ko SALAM Karta Tha, Par Ek Shakhs Us K Salam Ka Jawab Dene K Bajaye Usey Galiyan Deta Tha.

Phir Bhi Wo Naik Insaan Usey Har Roz Salam Karta Tha. Aik Din Us Sey Kisi Ne Poocha K “Wo Shakhs Har Roz Tumhein Bura Bhala Kehta Hay Tum Phir Bhe Usey Salam Karte Ho Q ?

Us Naik Insaan Ne Jawab Diya” Us ki beti bari fit hai yaar .

Moral: Har msg islami nahi hota.

Mazahiya Shaadi Entry Test

Agr apki shaadi nhi hui to isi saal kr lena

q k agle saal kia pata govt.

Is k lye b entry test lene ka soch le:-(

MET (MARRIAGE ELIGIBILITY TEST) by NTS.:p

Barish ka Barasna kaisa

Hijar ki rutt mai ye Barish ka Barasna kesa!
Aik sehra se samandar ka Guzarna kesa?
Ae Mere DiL na Pareshan ho Tanha ho Kr!
Woh terey sath chala kab tha
Bicharna kesa?
Log to kehtey hain Gulshan ki tabahi dekho!
Main to viran sa jangal tha
Ujarna kesa?
Dekhney me to koi dard nhi Dukh b nhi!

Phir yeh Aankhon me Youn Ashkon ka Ubharna kesa?

Be wafa Kehney ki Jurrat b na karna Sagar! us ne iqrar kiya kab tha mukarna kesa.?

Years in School

After all those years in school,

I finally came to know what the colon and semi-colon iz used for…

Its to make the winky and smily faces.. 😛 😉 😀

Kun Har Baat Pe Koste Hain

Kun Har Baat Pe Koste Hain Log December Ko

Kia December Ne Kha Tha… Mohabat Kar Lo

NEWTON’S 7th LAW

NEWTON’S 7th LAW :

“The rate of loadshedng is directly propotional to the rise in températurè”

Let

L is loadsheding,

T is temperature

So, Læ T L=bT

Where ‘b’ is constant of beghairti

Thé beghairtii of GOVERNMENT always remains constant…;-)

Ankhon Me Sawan

“Meri ankhon me sawan ki jhari rhti hy,

Jesy kashti koi drya me khari rhti hy,

Tujh ko meri wafaon pe aitbar nahin,

Meri to nabz teri sanson se juri rehti hai,

Uski yad me ye hal hy mera Mohsin,

Usay logoon ki our mujay us ki pari rahti hy .

Dhoka Na Dena

Dhoka na dena tujhper aitebar bahot hai.
Ye dil teri chahat ka talabgar bahot hai.
Na dekho teri surat to kuch dekhai nahi deta.
Mai karu to kya karo tujhse pyar bahot hai…….

The mother tongue

Our language is called the mother tongue
because the father never get a chance to speak 😛

2 Aise Parindhy

” Aitbar ” Aur” Piyar ”

2 Aise Parindhy
Hein K Agr In Mein Se
1 Urr Jaye To Dusra Khud Hi Urr Jata Hai.Hazrat ALi{R.A}

1 suta mujhy b lagwa do

Ak admi ki shadi hui dost se mashwra lya k apni bv ka dil kesy jitun

Dost:Us k pas cigerate lga kr jana or dhunwa us k mu pe mar k kehna
Janu agr tm kaho to ye adat b chor skta hun

admi ne ja kr aesa hi kiya

Bv ne sun kr jwab dia

Nhi its ok Agr Gold Leaf hy to 1 suta mujhy b lagwa do.

The Depressing Thing About Tennis

The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get,
I will never be as good as a wall.

If boys knows

If boy knows 1000 ways to lie
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Then a girl knows 100000 ways to find it out

Police And Sardar

Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.

Society is Surviving

Mostly people dont realize the huge difference between human being and being human.

Society is surviving because still few people understand it

Apne Mobile Ko Facewash Lagakar

Apne mobile ko facewash lagakar
garm pani se dhokar use kumkum aur
chawal lagakar mandir mein chadaa do!
Kyun ki SMS to Aap karte nahi, To puja karo!

NO WOMEN FOR PATHAN

1 Admi ne 1 udas pathan se pocha:

Khan sahab ap q udas hai?

Pathan: aj hum ko

N.W.F.P ka Mutlab pata chal gaya

Admi: wo kiya??

Udas Pathan

“NO WOMEN FOR PATHAN” 😀

Mairi Pairon Talay Zameen

Mairi pairon talay zameen nikal gayi Faraz
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Jab Girl Friend ne kaha
Rs. 50 ka load tu karwa do

Naseeb ko Bura Mat Kaho

“*”GOLDEN WORD”*”
Kabi b apni takdeer ya naseeb ko bura mat kaho q k
ye naseeb hi hai jiski badulat tum musalman ho or

~HUZOOR~ “S”A”W”W” ki ummat me se ho…

KHOBSURAT LOG

KHOBSURAT LOG Lazmi nahin k Achey hoon,
LEKIN…
ACHEY LOG Hamesha
Khobsoorat Hotay hain.
Jaisy k Aap

Meri misaal lejiay

Khuda ki Sifft

Us Khuda c darty rho ,

jis ki SIFFT ye hai k agr tm bat kro to wo sunta hai or

agr dil me rakho to wo janta hai

Teri rehmaton me guzar mera

Jo mily
hayat-e-khizr mjhy,
Or usy me
sarf-e-sana krun

Tera shukr phr bhi ada na ho
Tera shukr kesy ada krun

Tery lutf ki koi had nai
Ginu kis tarha
k adad nai

Nai koi tery siwa mera
Jisy yad tery siwa krun

Men boht he
aajiz-o-be-nawa,
Tery agy meri bissat kia

Men kaha krun
tu suna kry,
Tu diya kary
men lia krun

Tery dar pe kham rahy sir mera,
Teri rehmaton me guzar mera

Koi bhol ho to maf kr
mjay bkhsh daey gr khta krn. .

Feeling Lonely Without you

Feeling Lonely Without you,

Each Day and Every Second I Close My Eyes & Think of You,

Feeling of Your Love Warms Me inside

Bring Happiness.

Miss You a Lot Eid Mubarak

Awkward moment in class

That awkward moment in class
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when u shout out the WRONG ANSWER with full confidence

Udaas Ker ke

Ek yeh aadat bhi uski mujhe achchi lagti hai
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Udas kar ke kahti hai naraz to nahi ho na…

Funny Valentine Sms

For All The PeopleWho Have

Got TheirValentine..

Happy Valentine in advance

For Others Watch Aalim Online Sunday Transmissi0n 😛

khushiya leja

teri khusi teri zindagi ki dua mangu,
tere liye aur kya mangu,
tu mere hisse ki sari khushiya leja,
mai iske badle me teri wafa mangu.

Ramzan ka chand dekha

Ramzan ka chand dekha
Rozay ki duwa mangi
Roshan sitara dekhe
Teri kheriyat ki duwa mangi
ALLAH Taala app ki har dil ki tamanna poori kare
AMEEN

From: zulqarnain haroon (00971552543943)

Tu Ksi Dar Pey Gya

Tu Ksi Dar Pey Gya Ho To Maloom Ho Tm Ko…
Kis Qadar Kar-e-aziat Hai Sawali Hona

Living Alone

“Living alone is really better than living with fake people who hate y0u but act like loving y0u”

Emotional Chat between

A very Emothional Chat between 2 Girls….
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Ist Girl: Awwwwwwww:o
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2nd Girl: Hmmmm Hmmmmm
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Aur meray toh anso nikal aye

Faraz In African

Ahmed Faraz In Africa;

Hunu Lunu Shinga Mamba Jamba FARAZ,
Shinga La Mamba Jheenga Lala Hu Hu…

Fikr e Rozi Mein

ALLAH Ko Bhool Gaye LoG Fikr-e-Rozi Mein…!!

Talaash Rizq Ki Hai RaaziQ Ka Khayaal Hi Nahi…!!

Ghulab Ka Phool

Ghulab Ka Phool Bano!

kyun K Ye Phool Us K Hath Me b Khusboo

Chor Daita Hai Jo Isey Masal Kr Phaink Daita Hai.

HAZRAT ALI (R.A)

Rule of Success

Rule of Success:

Always Consult a Girl beofre doing any Important task in your LIFE :-/

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Do Exactly 0pposit To her ADVICE !!!

Yaadein Reh Jate Hai

Kabhi ek lamha aisa bhi aata hai Jisme beeta hua kal nazar aata hai

Bas yaaden reh jati hai yaad karna ke liye

Aur waqt sab kuch lekar guzar jata hai

Sheela ban ker

Aasman main kaali ghata chhayi ha,

Aaj phir principal se maar khai hai..

Sub kehtay hen sudhar jaa, par kya krein?

aaj madam phir Sheela ban ker aai hay.;-)

Muhabat us k Dil me

Kuch Aisi Muhabat us k Dil mai bhar de..
K WoH jis ko bhi Chahe, Woh MAIN ban Jaun

Better to keep

It is better to keep mouth shut n let ppl thnk u 2 b a fool instead of speakng n leavng no doubt abt it:-D

Thinking of you

Thinking of you keeps me awake,

dreaming of you keeps me asleep.

being with you keeps me alive

Real Man Fears

A real man is the one

who fears the death of his heart,

Not his body

Eik Friend durse se

Ek Baat Jo Sab Se Jyada Baar
Ek Friend Apne Dusre Friend Se Kehta Hai.
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Apni ITEM Ko Bol Meri bhi Setting Kara de. :D:p

Zindagi azaab ker lein

Bohat Se Log Juda Huway Hain Ik Tum Bhi Sahi,

Ab Itni Si Baat Per Kya ZindGi AzaaB kar Lain ??

friendship in one sentence

I have Only One sentence about FRIENDSHIP :

“Dost Zindagi Mein Nai Mila Karty

Balke Zindagi DOSTON Mein Mila karti hai”. (F)

Relationship is not business to give

Relationship is not a business what you give,

it is a beautiful feeling for someone where you like to give

everything even if you dont get anything..!!

Lipton di cha

A Punjabi kurri went to A Sardar’s shop and said:-
“Lipton di cha hai?”

Sardar G shrmatay huay:-

” Menu ty nahi hy, Tenu hy ty
LipAt ja”

Juma Ki Sunnatain

Nabi Pak Ki Juma Ki Sunnatain:

– Acha Libas

– Ghusal

– Khushbu

– Miswak

– Surma

– Sura Kahf

agr ksi aur ko bhi btaen to,Ajar milega.

JUMMA MUBARAK.

DROOD K FAWAID

“DROOD” PARHNY K FAWAID
1.NA QABAR ME MATTI KHAYEGI NA KEERE

2.YE JANNAT KA RASTA HY

3.ISKI BARKET SE MAAL BARHTA HY

4.TANGDASTI KO DOOR KRTA HY

5.QAYAMAT K DIN AAQA K SUB SE ZIYADA KAREEB HOGA

6.MOUT SE PEHLE JANNAT ME APNA GHAR DEKH LEGA

7.ISKI DUA QABUL HOTI HY.

1 BAR DAROOD PARH K 4WD kren

BAAb-e-rehmat Band Hone ko hai

Khalqat-e-Khuda Aaj Rone ko hai

Mah-e-Ramzan be juda hone ko hai

Socho zarakiy paya Hum ne Kiy apne Rab ko manaya Hum ne?

Kiy jane ab Naseeb me yeh MAAH ho ya na ho

Us ke Rehmat ka kiya Haq paya Hume ne??

Ab be ho jao Khudara ashk baar logo

ab to BAAb-e-rehmat Band Hone ko hai…

***Alvaida Ramzan*****

CNIC ki zarurat

Teacher papu se
teacher:larkiyun ko 18 saal k baad kis chiz ki zarurat hoti.

Papu:very simple shanakhti card ki.
Ap b apni zahanat papu ki tarah tez rakhen.
Waise ap ne b galat nahi socha.

Sardar Adult Sms

sardar ko uski Girl friend ne apne boob choosne ko kaha.
sardar Thori dair choosne k baad rone laga…
Girl friend:kya huwa?
sardar:maa yad aa gai hy.

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Funny Sardar In Sheikh Marriage

1 Sardar ji ik Sheikh ki Baaraat mei gye

wahan bar bar Paani Pesh kiya ja raha tha

Tang aa ker Sardar bola:

Galey wich paani phans gya hai Ik boti tey deo