I Want U To Be

I want u
To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner?. &
to say those sweet three words to U?.
?Pay The Bill?

Hathon Mein

Jurhe jo tere khawab se to tote hm neend se

Yeh kaisa ishq hai sajana

Tu hat0on mai to hai mere

Tu kiyon nai lakiroh mai.

Definition of TRUST

Beautiful definition of TRUST:

“Giving someone the authority to destroy U completely, but having the confidence that he would never do it!”..

Meri Dua Ke Sath

Ek khushbo Gulab k sath

Thori si hansi her baat k sath

Ek YAAD Mulaqat k sath

Naya Mousam

Thori si barsat k sath

Humesha khush raho

Meri “DUA” k sath.

Friendship In Adverse Situations

Friendship, love, maturity and character are judged in adverse situations. At coffee table, everyone behaves well (SHAKESPERE)…..

FEELINGZ Ne

Apki Lovely Lovely FEELINGZ Ne
Mere Charming Charming
HEART
Ko

Itna EFFECT Kya

Mainey Sabko REJECT
Kr k

APKO SPECIALGuD morning k liye Select Kiya..good morning

Us Ne To Kaha Tha

Us ne to kaha tha k hr barish me hm sath sath bheegain gy…

.

.

.

To phr Aj Q wo tanha, main tanha, aur ye barish tanha..

mout ki raftar

“Agr tm mout ki raftar ko dekh letay tu umeedon sy nafrt krtay or kbi in ko pura krne main masrof na hotay”

HAZRAT ALI (A.S)

Ye Eid Ke Pakwaan

Ye Eid Ke Pakwaan Ka Kuch Aaisa Aasar Hai..
Mehboob Ki Zulfain Bhi Lagti Hain Sawaiyaan.

A Famous RUSSIAN QUOTE

A Famous RUSSIAN QUOTE !!

“Never Trust a Crying Woman and a Smiling MAN,

Both are extremly Dangerous”

It is True

See

Crying MEERA & Smiling ASIF ZARDARI. 😉

Seenay Se Lagya

Jab Koi Bhi Na Raha
Kandha Mere Ronay Ko
Ghar Ki Dewaron Ne
Seenay Se Lagya Mujh Ko

pen main ink

B0y: tumharay pen main ink nae hai kya
Grl: andhay h0 kia?
chal t0 raha hai
B0y : acha t0 apna number t0 likh kr dikha0…!!:-)

Qaf-e-Qaatil Ki Shikan Mein

Mein Khud Hee Chhupa Tha Qaf-e-Qaatil Ki Shikan Mein
Maqtool Ki Tooti Howi Talwaar Bhi Mein ThaChheentay Hain
Jahan Ab Mere Maasoom Lahoo Ke Os Farq-e-Falak-Naaz Ki Dastaar Bhi
Mein Tha Meri Hee Sadaa Lout Ke Aayi Hai Mujhi Tak Shayad Had-e-Aflaak Ke
Os Paar Bhi Mein Tha Manzil Pe Jo Pohancha Hun Tou Maaloom Howa Hai !
Khud Apnay Lye Raah Ki Deewaar Bhi Mein Tha
Ab Mere Taaruf Se Guraiza Hai TU Laikin Kal Tak Teri Pehchaan Ki Mayaar Bhi Mein Tha
Dekha Tou Mein Afshaa Tha Har Ik Zehen Pe Mohsin Socha Tou Pas-e-Parda Israar Bhi Mein Tha

JASHN-E-AZADI Mubarak

O Ghareebo……
.
Bus me latak k aane walo
.
Light k baghair rehne walo
.
Dehshat gardi bardasht karne walo
.
Hr cheez pe Extra tax dene walo
.
12 ka petrol 88 me kharidne walo
.
Selab ka imdadi saman Dobara market se kharidne walo
.
Shehr ki lights ka bill apne ghar se dene walo
.
Sania ko bhabi kehne walo
.
Pepsi pe 5 rupay km kr k pura mahina msg krne walo
.
Muni ko badnam krne walo
.
English k paper me Calculator le k jaane walo
.
Zardari ko Sadar banane walo
.
Call center wali larki se baat kr k saari raat khushi se jaagne walo
.
.
.
.
Meri traf se app sab ko advance JASHAN-E-AZADI Mubarak ho…!!

20 Saal Tak

Santa ki maa:- 20 saal tak meri koi

aulad nahi hui

Press reporter:- Fir apne kya kiya?

Maa:- Fir mai 21 saal ki hui to

papa ne meri shadi krai.

Fir ja ke santa hua..

Freedm In D Mind

Freedm in D Mind,
Faith in D words..
Pride in our Souls..
Lts salut D Nation ..our Inependence Day!
Vande Mataram.

Sometimes i cry

Sometimes I cry while chopping carrots cause

I dont want onions to think that they are ugly or something

Green Tree

Always Keep Hoping For Good.
As The Chinese Say,
“Keep A Green Tree In Your Heart, The Singing Bird Will Surely Come..”

Gud Mrning……

5 Second Baad Unka Mobile Off Ho Jata

Ye sms jin khubsurat Lrkon
OR
lrkiyun ko milta Hai…
5 Second baad unka mobile off ho jata
hai….
00:05
00:04
00:03
00:02
00:01
Nahi howa??
Khodsurat hote to ho jata na.!
Mera to 2 Din tak off raha tha..!!

Yeh Udaas Shamein

Yeh udaas shamein meri tanhai ko aisa urooj bakhshti hein Mohsin….!!
Ky mujhy phir wohi, ik wohi, bas wohi, shaks yaad aata hy….

Success Has Only One Calculation Formula

Success has only one Calculation Formula:
STOP Thinking in Terms of Limitations
&
START Thinking in Terms of Possibilities.

Joke of century

Computers and Mobiles were invented to save our time..
.
.
.
.
.
JOKE of the CENTURY 😀 😛

Nasa has launched L project

NASA has launched a project “L” whch consist

a new and better space ship 2 send odanary people

into space specially 2 Moon without been so expensive

only for u have to folow 1 simple rule n that is

“CHARRHO LUN TAY= Pohanacho CHUN TAY”

Feel free to contact our project manager

Mr. GullKhan to enjoy the ride

k milna aasan ho

Dafan hain us k ghar k sath qabristan mein, magar phr bi wo rota hy

“SAQi”.

Khud hi to kaha karta tha k bana lo qareeb koi thikana k milna aasan ho
Jae

Happy New Year

Is rishte ko yunhi banaye rakhna,
Dil me yaado k chirag jalaye rakhna,
bahut Pyara safar raha 2012 ka,
apna sath 2013 me bhi banaye rakhna.
Happy New Year

1st Rajab on 23rd May 2012 Sms And Poetry

Hazrat ANAS (radi-Allahu-anhu) se marvi:Jannat me ek nehr he jise rajab kehte hen jo Dudh se ziada Safed or Shehd se ziada Mithi he to jo koi rajab ka ek roza rakhe to ALLAH azza.wa.jal use us nehr se serab karega (Shob-ul-Iman J-3 P-367)

Bs Khuwab main

“Bs Khuwab main ho jaye Dedaar_ e_Mustufa Hasil”,,,

“Mere Allah Mujhy Aisi koi Neeend Sula dy”,,,

That Special Day Is Here Again

That special day is here again
The day we took our vows
You are just as special to me today As you still get me aroused.
Happy Anniversary

Boss in office

Boss hangs a poster in Office
I AM THE BOSS, DO NOT FORGET
He returns from lunch, finds a slip on his desk.
Ur wife called, she wants her poster back home.

Dance Like Theres Nobody Watching

Youve gotta dance like theres nobody watching,
Love like youll never be hurt,
Sing like theres nobody listening,
And live like its heaven on earth.

Intertwined With Your Heart

My heart is so intertwined with your heart,

that it stops beating when we are apart.

Happy Valentines Day

Tahrik.E.Tahfoze Nojawan Pakistan

Jo dete hain Larkiyon ko tohfey,

Wo uthate hain unki shaadi k sofay

jo jatey hai un k peche

wo ate hain un ki car k neche

jo kehte hain un ko janu

wo bun jate hai un k bachon k mamu

So dont Trust the GIRLS..

A Public Service msg from

Tahrik.E.Tahfoze
Nojawan Pakistan

Haathon Ki Lakeeron Mein

Aye Kaash Ke Aisa Hojaye, Mere HaathOn Ki LakeerOn Mein,
Main Jab Bhi Mutthi KhOlun To Tasveer Teri Hi Bann Jaye..

Best Friendship Sms

You have known me in Good and bad times ,
You have seen me When i was happy and when i was sad,
You have watched me laugh and cry,
Thank you for believing in me, For supporting me ,
And for always being there ,
Thank you for being A PERFECT FRIEND.

Dil Dil Pakistan

Aisi Zameen Aur Aasman
Inkay Siwa Jaana Kahan
Bhadti Rahay Yeh Roshni
Chalta Rahay Yeh Karvan
Dil Dil Pakistan
Jaan Jaan Pakistan
Dil Dil Pakistan
Jaan Jaan Pakistan…
Happy Pakistan Day

Pathan aur College Ki larki

Pathan:College Ki Larki Se Bola

I Love U!

Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo

Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K Sir Ko Bolti Hun

Pathan: Pagal Ki Bachi Sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai Hai.

I Touch You With My Prayers

When my hands cant reach to special people like You. I touch them with my prayers. I pray that may Allah increase ur health, wealth, wisdom & prosperity.  May Allah Reduce ur Worries, Sorrows, Problems & Enemies.May ur Life Be filled with Love,Strength, Peace & Blesings all time!

funny son -funny urdu sms

SON: Abba idher AA.

MOTHER: Aise nai boltey beta, Abba ko izat ke sath bulate hain.

SON: Abba Izzat k sath idher aa ja 😛 😀

We aLways worry about Our Looks

“We aLways worry about Our Looks, But The truth is that
They neither matter to those who Love us nor To those who don’t Love us…”

One Sad Fucker Is Reading This SMS

At this moment
5 million are having sex
2 million are in gun fights
91million at a party and
one sad fucker is reading this SMS

Mohabbat Ibadat

Jab waqt hi guzarna tha to kisi aur ko apna lete….

Tumko bataya to tha mai mohabbat ibadat ki tarha karti hun.

Stars Is Singin

Stars is singin,
moon is dancing,
sun is shinging in a was to wish u happy birthday

PAS Aao Ik Ilteja Sun Lo

PAS Aao, Ik Ilteja Sun Lo
Pyar Ha Be-Panah Sun Lo

Ek Tumhi Ko Khud Sa Manga Ha
Jab B Koi Dua Mangi Sun Lo

Ibteda Ishq Ki How Tum Sa
Tum Ko Chahat Ki Inteha Sun Lo

Bin Tere Je Nahi Sakunge Main
Lot Ao Mere Sada Sun Lo

Dekh Lo Zindagi Adhuri Ha
Na Raho Aur Ab JUDA Sun Lo..

Raat ko IBADAT

Best SMS !!!

IN QURAN_E_MAJEED

“Ay bande agr kbi Rat ko tri Ankh khule

or tu phr SO jye. To tu ne mjhse Bewafai ki

or Agr Tri Ankh khule or tu ne wazoo kia or

Meri IBADAT ki. Tu ne Manga or Me ne Qabul na kiya

To me ne tujhse BEWAFAI ki

Or Me Aisa nai kerta!!”

‘Suraha-e-mulk’

Pass Rehney Ka Tareeqa

Nazar Se Door Reh Kar Bhi Kisi Ki Soch Mein Rehna
Kisi K Pass Rehney Ka Tareeqa Ho To Aisa Ho……..

Living Alone

NICE LINES….

“Living alone is really better than living with fake people who hate y0u but act like loving y0u”

Hathi ne Romntic mod me

1 Hathi ne Romntic mod m 1 Chunti ko chera

Chunti ghusy me Hathi ki bv k pas ja k boli

Apny AWARA SHOHAR ko smjha lo
Warna MARD hamary ghar me b hein.” ;-p ;-D

Ye Phool Ye Khushbu Ye Nagar

Ye Phool Ye Khushbu Ye Nagar Zehn Mein Rakhna,

Gar Sath Chaley Ho To Safar Zehn Mein Rakhna_!

Jee Bhar K Falak Bos Emaraat Mein Thehro,

Es Shehr Mein Mera b Hy Ghar Zehn Mein Rakhna_!

Tum Mom Ka Ek Mehl Bananey To Lagey Ho,

Suraj b Nikalta Hy Edhar Zehn Mein Rakhna_!

Her Rang Bhari Cheez Ka Anjam Yehi Hy, Titli Ka Ye Toota Hua Per Zehn Mein Rakhna_!

Kai Rang Bdalta Hy Bharosa Nhi Us Ka, Filhal Wo Mukhlis Hy Mgar Zehn Mein Rakhna

Mujhe awaz De Lena

Kabi icecream lao to

Kabi murghi pkao to

Mujhe awaz de lena

wallet men maal ziada ho

Jo shopping ka irada ho

Muje awaz de lena

Tumhare dress unfit ho

Make up ki extra kit ho

Mujhe awaz de lena

Kabi concert pe jana ho

Kahin hular mchana ho

Zra na tm sharmana

Zra na tm ghabrana

Muje awaz de lena!

Lipta Hua Dil Se

Ek khwab hai, iss khwab ko khona bhi nahi hai
Tabeer k dhage mein pirona bhi nahi hai…
Lipta hua hai dilse kisi raaz ki surat
wo shakhs ke jisko mera hona bhi nahi hai.

Shaitan ko pathar maare

Punjabi Hajj Karne gea
Wapis aya to dost ne pucha
Shetan ko pathar maare

Punjabi: Rush he Ina c pathar marne da Moqa hi Nae milia
pr Galian Chagian Kadd k ayaan wan

Middle of Night

Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night

And suddenly shouts: Up Quick! My husband is back.

Man gets up, jumps out of the window hurts himself,

and then realizes: Damn, I am the husband.

kabi bhi guror

Mat krna kabi bhi guror apne Aap par ae

” INSAN””

Na jane khuda ne tere jese kitne.. “Mitti se bana k mitti mai mila diye.

Aulaad hai tu meri

kid to his mom: Maa main
kaise
paida
hua tha??
Mom: maine ek bartan me
mitti dal
k rakh di thi kuch din baad
dekha
uss
me se tu mila..
kid does same.. after a few
days uss
bartan me ek mendak milta
hai
Kid( gusse me): man toh
karta hai
tujhe goli maardu but kya
kru
aulaad
hai tu meri !! 😀

Sardar ke aqal

Sarar: Light nai to kambakhat fan to chala do,

Sardani: aakhir sardar he to hai na

aqal hai hi nai

Fan chala dia to mombati bhojh jay gi

When Person Love

A lesson in psychology

when some1 laughs to much even on stupid things, be sure that person is sad deep inside…

when some1 sleeps a lot, be sure that person is lonely…

when some1 doesn’t talk much ‘n if he talks, he talks fast, be sure that person keeps secrets…

& when some1 asks about you although that person is busy, be sure that persn loves you..

Buys a lie detector

A man buys a lie detector robot which slaps people who lie.

He decides 2 test it @ dinner.

Dad: Son, where were u today during school hours ?

SON: at School.

Robot slaps son!

Son: Ok,I lied, I went to the movies.

DAD: Which one?

SON: Toy Story.

Robot slaps son again!

Son: Ok, it was sheela ki jawani.

DAD: What??? When I was ur age,I did not even know what films were

Robot slaps Dad !!

MOM: Ha ha! After all he is ur son. Robot slaps mom !

Thereafter there was total silence.

Bayaan Kar Un Say

Bayaan kar un say mera haal-e-dil….¡ Aye hawa

mera dost yeh na samjhay k mujay us ki yaad nahi aati

Mast Mast 2 Lain

Teacher:

Active voice aur passive voice ka example batao?

Student:

Active voice: Tere mas mast 2 nain merey dil ka lay ga chain

Passive voice: Merey dil ka lay chain tere mast mast 2 nain

Obeys the messenger

He who obeys the messenger
has indeed obeyed ALLAH.

Good and Bad Day

The only difference between

a good day and a bad day

is your attitude !!!!

Apne Hone Ka Pata De Dena

Apne Hone Ka Pata De Dena
Kabhi Guzro To Sada De Dena

Yaad Aa Jaon Ibadat Main Agar
Hath Utha Ke Bus Dua De Dena

Apni sukoon bhari Goad me

Zara C chot lage to wo aansu baha deti hy,
Apni sukoon bhari goad me hum ko sula deti hy!

Karte hen khafa hum jb, to chutki me bhula deti hy,
Hote hen khafa hum jb, to duniya ko bhula deti hy,

Mat gustakhi krna LOGO us MAA se Q k.
jb wo chor k jati hy To ghar ko qabristan bana deti hy.

KHUDA hr kisi ki MAA ko salamat rakhe or
jis ne ye msg send kiya us ki maa ko bi salamat rakhe AMEEN

Rose Isnt As Beautiful As You

I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose,
and then I looked at you,
and I kept looking at you,
for the rose isnt as beautiful as you.

Urdu Ramadan Recipes 2012 iftar and Sehri

Welcome to all Muslim brothers and sisters in this holy month of Ramadan, with best wishes, happiness, good health and pray for better future in life and after life. We all want to go to Heaven. And Inshallah we will be there, because our faith in our Almighty Allah. So everyone knows that Ramadan will bring happiness and achievement in our lives with them. This is a misconception that poor people or lose weight during Ramadan, or they face problems with their health in Ramadan due to eating less and drinking. It is not true

Nutritionists say that the stomach should be provided with little food after every two hours to keep fats from developing in the body and keep the stomach at work. While the fast exact opposite is happening, the stomach is provided with no food for 12 to 16 hours continuously. Therefore we are preparing for Ramadan, because Ramadan gets us to close our Allah, So everyone want to try to make their fast opening and closing of the beautiful and delicious dishes. So people start searching when ramadan is close enough and these searches is about Ramadan recipes in urdu, English and in hindi.

Therefore in the month of Ramadan all people try to make new dishes and delicious variety of opening and closing their fasts fasting so here we will provide you with recipes for many dishes make their Ramadan fast is very beautiful and enjoyable. Here is available for new recipes Ramadan Iftar, the Sehri in Urdu to make good fast below you can see all these recipes dishes and we will provide more here in urdusms.net So keep in touch with us.

Urdu Ramadan Recipes For The Iftar and Sehri

Aalo Baday is the very light and delicious dish very tasty to eat So many people want make it in the Fasting Opening day. Its very easy to make So read very care Fully below Its Ingredients and Preparation

500 g potatoes
1/2 tsp turmeric powder
1 tsp red chilli powder
1 tbsp dried pomegranate seeds(optional)
1 tsp cumin seeds cumin seeds
2 green chillies,finely chopped salt to taste
1/4 cup fresh coriander,chopped
Batter:
1/2 cup gramflour
salt to taste
pinch of baking soda
1/2 tsp red chilli powder
1 tbsp oil
water
For the batter,mix batter ingredients and enough water for a thin consistency batter
Boil and skin potatoes. Mash well.
Mix balls ingredients in a bowl
Shape into small balls about 1 inch in diameter
Dip in the batter and deep fry in hot oil until golden brown

You can share your own Ramadan Recipes for Iftar and Sehri in Urdu 2012 on urdusms.net by just mentioning in comments section our admin will approve your Recipes Ramzan collection.

Pain of losing

If a man is allowed to select a girl from 90 girls

and Even if most beautiful is picked,

There is still the pain of losing the remaining EIGHTY NINE….:p

Meri rooh Ki Haqeeqat Mery Aansuon Se Pooch

Meri rooh ki haqeeqat mery aansuon se pooch!
Mera majlisi tabassum mera tarjumaan nahin hai. .

Thoughts To Live By Really Worthy

!~! Thoughts To Live By.. Really Worth To Read !~!
1- Give people more than they expect & do it cheerfully
2- Marry a man/woman u love to talk to. As u get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other
3- dont believe all u hear, spend all u have or sleep all u want
4- when u say; “i love you”.. Mean it
5- never laugh at anyone’s dream. People who dont hv dreams dont hv much
6- love deeply & passionately, u may get hurt but its the only way to live life completely
7- dont judge people by their relatives
8- talk slowly but think quickly
9- remember that great love & great achievements involve great risk
10- dont let a little dispute injure a great friendship
11- when u lose, dont lose the lesson
12- spend sometime alone

Daffan Krney Se Pehley

Daffan Krney se pehley
mera Dil Nikal Lena
D_G
Kaheen khaak main na mil jaen
merey Dil main rahney waly….

Life is All About

We Love Ourself Even After Making So Many Mistakes
Then How Can We Hate Others For Their Mistaks?
Life is all about Love &Care.

Tot jaty han sabhi

Tot jaty han sabhi risthy magr Dil sy dil ka rabta apni jaga
Dil ko ha tuj sy na milny ka yaken
Tuj ko pany k dua apni jaga

Every man desperately needs a wife

“Every man desperately needs a wife because every day & every minute something goes wrong for which he cannot blame God or the Government”:-)

Woe to Hai

Wo Hi To “ALLAH” Hai
Jise
Mene Halaat-E- Mrz Me Pukara To Shifa Dedi
Bhookh Me Pukara To Ghiza Dedi
Piyas Me Pukara To Pani Pila Dia
Zilat Me Pukara To Izat Dedi
Jahalat Me Pukara To Noor-E-Marfat Se Nawaz Dia
Raah Me Bhatak Gaya To Rasta Dikha Dia
Gurbat Me Pukara To Ghani Bana Dia
AE “ALLAH”!
TU Muaf Kerne Wala Hai
Or
Muafi Ko Pasand Kerta Hai
Hamen B Muaf Farma
(AAMEEN)

HADEES-S-PAK

TUM ZYDA SE ZYDA SAJDAY KYA KARO Q K JB B

TUM SAJDA KARO GY TUMHARA EK DARJA BULAND

HOGA AOR TUMHARI 1EK GHALTI MITA DI JAEGI.

Muhammed Ke Ghulamon Ka

Zameen Maili Nahin Hoti Zaman Maila Nahin Hota

Muhammed Ke Ghulamon Ka Kafan Mela Nahi Hota.

Hurry Up Fill In The Blanks

Hurry up fill in the blanks with HAAN or NAHI

1.__________main insan nahi hu

2.__________main hi bewakuf hu

3.__________mera koi ilaaj nahi

4.__________main pagal hi hu

English rough copy

when I was at School, someone stole my english rough copy.

Now the people call it,

OXFORD DICTIONARY Bchpan tu hi zaheen an bs kdi gharor ni kita:)

Two Girls Are Talking To Each Other

Two girls are talking to each other:
HEY I GOT MARRIED!
OH,THATS GOOD!

NO DATS BAD ,HE’S UGLY!
OH DATS BAD!

NO DATS GOOD HE IS RICH!
OH,THATS GOOD!

NO DATS BAD ,HE WONT GIVE ME A PENNY
OH DATS BAD!

NO DATS GOOD HE BOUGHT ME A BIG HOUSE!
OH,THATS GOOD!

NO DATS BAD THE HOUSE BURNT DOWN!
OH DATS BAD!

NO DATS GOOD HE WAS IN IT!

Pain Of Missing A Harami Friend

Pain of missing a harami friend is realized when
u r alone watching a gang of sexy girls & u dont have anybody by your side to say:
Bhenchod Mammay Dekh

Eid ke Liy Dua

Aao Hum Mil Kr Dua

kreain Ay ALLAH

Mufti Muneeb-Ur-Rehman Ki Begum k kapre Sehi Waqt pr tyaar ho jayen

pichley saal ki tarha 10:30 ELAN na ho k Kal Eid Hai………

When You Feel That

When you feel that
Someone is taking your Place in Your Bestfriends Heart…
Never Say I’ll never let Go Close to My Bestfriend,
Rather Say Go as Close as You can,
I Will Still be the Closest.. !

Wi fi suddenly stopped

Today my Wi-Fi Suddenly Stopped Working.. :O
.
.
.
.
.
.

Then I Realized that my Neighbours havent paid the bill.!!

How irresponsible they are :/ 😛

Have A Wonderful Year Ahead

May the dawn of this New Year:

Fill your heart with new hopes;
Opens up new horizons;
And bring for you promises of brighter tomorrows.

Have a wonderful year ahead. Happy New Year!

Eid Ayi Hai Musarat

Eid Ayi Hai Musarat K Pyami Ban Kar

Wo Musarat Jo Teri Deed Se Wabasta Hai

Pathar ki taqdeer sanwari

youn to pathar ki b taqdeer sanwar sakti ha
shart ye ha k ussay dil se tarashaa jhaye.

He Is Not My Friend

A man to Mr. Bean:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Mr. Bean rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:

He is not my friend.

Shirt k Liye

Sardar:
Shirt k Liye Koi Acha sa Kapra Dikha 2,

SalesMan:
Plain Mein Dikha Doon?

Sardar:
Hawai Jahaz wich Jan di ki Zarurat ay ethe e wakha deh.

UPS lagwaya hai

1 Bazurg kisi abadi se guzar rhy thy unho ne dekha ke puri abadi mai sirf 2 ghar ese hy jo chand ki tarha chamk rahe hy
Wo isi tajasus mai dusre din b isi abadi se guzray or wohi manzr dekha unho ne logo se poucha ye kia raz hy
Logo ne unhy bataya ke ye Allah ke wo bandy hy jinho ne
UPS lagwaya hy.

Tabah kr gai

Zamin pe chl na ska asman sy b gya,

Katwa k pr wo parinda uraan sy b gya,

Tabah kr gai pakkay makan ki khwahish,

Mai apne gaon k kachay makan sy b gya,

Dost aag mei jal k b kya mila muj ko,

Usy bcha na ska apni jan sy b gya,

Bhulana chaha to uski b inteha kr di,

Wo shaks ab mery wehm-o-guman sy b gya,

Kisi k hath ka nikla huwa wo teer hoon mai,

Hadaf ko choo na ska or kamaan sy b gya.

Tere Be Hijabi

Husn ko tere barbaad krdegi… Ye teri be-hijabi ae bint-e hawwa..

Zara pardey me reh phr dakh apna maqaam ishq k maidaan me.!!

No Great Verses

No great verses,
No pieces of art.
Just two special words
straight from the heart.
EID MUBARAK.

Husn-E-Ada

Kahin ISHQ ki dekhi Ibtida,

Kahin ISHQ ki dekhi Intiha!

Kahin ISHQ Sooli pe Charh gya,

Kahin ISHQ ka Nezy pe Sir gya,

Kahin ISHQ

sajdy mein gir gya,

Kahin ISHQ Sajdy se phir

gya,

Kahin ISHQ dars-e-wafa bana,

Kahin ISHQ husn-e-ada

bana,

Kahin ISHQ ne sanp se daswa dia,

Kahin ISHQ ne namaz ko Qaza kia,

Kahin ISHQ saif-e Khuda bana,

Kahin ISHQ sher-e-Khuda bana,

Kahin ISHQ Toor pe deedar hy,

Kahin ISHQ zibah ko tayar hy,

Kahin ISHQ ne behka dia,

Kahin ISHQ ne Shah-e-Misr bana dia,

Kahin ISHQ ankhon ka Noor hy,

Kahin ISHQ Koh-e-Toor hy,

Kahin ISHQ ‘tu hi tu’ huwa,

kahin ISHQ ALLAH Hoo huwa,

Taqdeer kia likho me

Taqdeer kia likho me muqadar ke samny
us ny mujhe qatal kia mery ghar ke samny sari basti jalti
to afsos na hota ak us ka hi ghar jala samandar ke samny

Sajdoon k iwaz

Sajdoon k iwaz firdous milay ye baat mujhay manzoor nahi..

Beloos ibadat kerta hoon banda hoon taira mazdoor nahi.

-ALLAMA M. IQBAL

Wo khafa hain hum se to khafa hi rehne do

Wo khafa hain hum se to khafa hi rehne do

Hum ko un ka gunahgaar hi rehne do

Wo samajhte hain hum ne chorr diya hy Un ko.

Baat to jhot hy magar sach hi rehny do

Muddaton maangi hain khuda se khushiyan unki

Jo aata hy ilzaam hm pe to ilzaam hi rehny do

Un ki shart hai k mai bewafa banoon

Agar khushi mile un ko to mujhe bewafa hi rehny do

Aaye ga waqt to dikhaaen gy tm ko apna khaloos

Abi khamosh hain hum ko bas khamosh hi rehny do..

Mah E RAMZAAN Mubaarak

.’ * ‘-. _ _ .-‘

Chaand ki Pehli Dastak Pe,

CHaaNd MuBaRaK Kehte Hain,

Sub Se Pehle Hum Aap Ko,

Mah E RAMZAAN

“MUBAARAK” kehte hain.

Beauty of Relationship

Alone i can SAY, But together we can TALK.
Alone i SMILE, But together we can LAUGH.
Alone i can ENJOY, But together we can CELEBRATE.
That’s the beauty of our RELATIONSHIP.

Happy Anniversary And May Your Marriage

Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love,
joy And companionship For all the years of your lives

Charsi Ka Ciagrate

1 charsi buji hue Ciagrate pee raha tha

1 admi ne bola ye kaise p rahe ho Dhuwan to nikal nai rha

charsi bola: Pagal cigrate CNG pe hai…..   😀

Love is blind

Love is blind
be very kind
wen I KISS YOU
plz dont mind

Humble Statement

M()st Humble Statement..

“I Am N()THING With()ut Grace ()f ALLAH.”

&

M()st P()werful Statement..

“With The help ()f ALLAH,I can d() EVERYTHING”

Leave Everything

“Those who happily leave everything in Allah’s hand,

Will eventually see Allah’s hand in everything.

Because

Where Worry ends,

Faith begins.” !!Good Morning

Morning Inside You

There is a morning inside you

waiting to burst open into light

-Rumi

Definition of Freindship

Friendship is an interpers0nal and immediate understanding of interacti0nal ways of peculiaristic and dem0cratically undefined methods of c0ntrolling em0ti0nal hyperbolic reacti0ns
Sirf friend kehnay sy kuch nai hota
Definiti0n pata h0ni chahye
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Challenge For You.

a boy & his father are injured in a car accident.
both r taken to a hospital.the father dies at arrival.
but the boy lives & taken to surgery.
grey haired, bespectacled surgeon looks at the boy & says “I CAN NOT OPERATION THIS BOY..HE IS MY SON!”….

why surgeon said this???

Dont Stop

Mom:Boyfriend Jab Kiss kare to bolo “DON’T”

Or Jab Galy lagae to bolna

“STOP”

2nd day Beti:

MOM usne dono ek sath Kiya to Me ne b ek sath kaha

“DON’T STOP”

Feeling Tired

Feeling tired and had a long nap

Desi parents:

Beta kahien nashay vagera to

nahi kar rahay na 😛 😉

Udas Logon Ka Seher Hai

Tu Hawa K Hath Pe Chahtoun Ka Dia Jalany Ki Zid Na Kr.

Ye Udas Logo Ka Shehr Hy Yaha Muskrany Ki Zid Na Kr.

Me Hon apno Ka Dassa Hua, Mera Gham Hy Had Se Barha Huwa.

Me Shiksta Ghar Ki Misal Hon Mere Pas Aany Ki Zid Na Kr.

Me Teri Ghazal To Ni Hon Na Jo Hr 1 Lab Pe Saja Rahon.

Me To 1 Misra-e-Dard Hon Mujhy Gungnany Ki Zid Na Kr.

Abi Lout ja,Abi Waqt Hy Abi Jan Baqi Hy Jism Me.

Tujhy Eilm Hy Mein kuch Nhe, Mujhy Aazmany Ki Zid Na Kr!

bicharne ka saleeqa

Us shaqs ko to bicharne ka saleeqa nahi faraz

Jate huey khud ko mere paas chhor gaya

I Will Hack Your Tears

Cute Saying !!

I Will Hack Your Tears. . . . .

Just Give Me The Password
… Of Your Smile…:)

Paani par se guzro

Hadees Nabvi (S.A.W.W) hai:

k Tum Jab Paani par se guzro

(ya pull se) to kasrat se Soora_y_kosar ka wird kiya kro,

Tumhari nazar jitney Pani pe parey gi us pani ka aik aik qatra tumhare liye dua kare ga.

is per amal kren or dosron tak pohnchayn ye apke liYe sadka jaria ban jayega..!

Happy Ramzan

Woh Sehri Ki Thandak.
Woh Iftaar Ki Ronak.
Woh Asmaan Ka Noor.
Woh Taroon Ki Chamak.
Woh Masjidoon Ka Sawarna.
Woh Minaaroo Ka Chamakna.
Woh Musalamaanoo Ki Dhoom.
Woh Farishtoo Ka Hujooom.
Jee Haan RAMADAN-UL-MUBARAK Is Back.
Start Preparing To Wellcome This Mubarak Month…
Ramadan Mubarak …..
* . * . * . * . * . * . * *. * . * . * . * . * .GREAT * .
* . * . * . * *. * .*_/\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\_ *. * . * . * . * . * . * . *
MONTH IS COMING. * . * , + .*… * . * . * . * . * . * .
*. * . * + * . *. * . * . * . * . * . IN YOUR * . * .
* . * . * . * . * . * . * . * >,“< * . *. * . * PRAYERS * .
* . * . * . *. * . * . * . * . * . * * . * . * HAPPY RAMZAN

Tere yaad mujh

Raaton ko jab teergi waar karti
teri yaad muje beqrar karti hai

muje tum se aur kuch bhi na chaiye
meri ankh hasrat e deedar karti hai

Qaabil Itna Nahi

Qaabil itna nahi k khara ho sakay KHUDA ki baargaah mein ..
Zara si khaak hai phir bhi na jaanay kis baat ki ana hai insaan mein .

Bina Kahe Hi

Bina kahe hi mera har dard jaan leta hai..
Mujse le kar meri yaaden sambhal rakhta hai…

What is Best

ALLAH Loves You S0 Much that He hears Y0u C0nstantly

He Always Answrs Ur Requests, May be N0t with a Yes But Always with ‘What is Best’ …

Sardar aur Punjabi ka Interview

1 sardar aur 1 punjabi ka interview tha..

punjabi se:

Q: taleem?
Ans: B.A

Q:Pakistan kab bana?
Ans: Koshish pehle se chal rahi thi par 1947

Q:Pakistan ka pm kon hai?
Ans: Bohat ae gae lekin ab Geelani sahab hai.

Sardar ye sub sun raha tha usne teeno answer yaad ker liye

1-B.A
2-1947
3-Geelani

ab sardar se:

Q:naam?
ans: B.A

Q:kab peda hue?
Ans: koshish pehlay sy chal rahi thi per 1947 me

Q: Baap ka naam?
Ans:wese to kitne aye ge lekin ab GEELANI sahab hai 😀

Happy Independence day Text Messages

Thousands laid down their lives so that our country breath this day…

Never forget their sacrifice.. Happy Independence day

pasive voice banao

Teachr: Iska pasive voice banao.

“Sunsaan Jaghon pr Bachon k saath hadsay ho jaty hain”.

Stdnt:”Sunsaan Jaghon pr Hone waly hadson mein Bachay ho jaty hain…

Sacha Dost

TRUE FRIEND:

sacha dost wo hai jo ager apko dozakh mai b mile to yahi kahe:

O BISMILLAH.Tussi vi aithhy O…? Hun sai shughal lagy ga.:-) :-D:-)

¡.

Tumhare liye is Eid per

mein market main hon tumhary liye EID

pe kya lon kapray ya perfume ya

or koi cheez reply fast.
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Ye msg mujy kub karo gy zalimo… 😛

How Do I Love You

How do I love you? Let me count the ways.

I love you to the depth and breadth and height

My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight

For the ends of Being and ideal Grace.

Kud ko Barbaad kerne

BohOt Buzdil Hain Wo LOg Jo MOhabbat Nahii Karte,

BohOt HOsla Chahiye Khudd Ko Barbaad Karne Ke Liye.

Dear Valentines Day

Dear Valentines Day
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thanks for reminding me I m SINGLE! 😛

Build up Pakistan

Build up Pakistan

higher, firmer and stronger

Happy Quaid-e-azam day

Two Wise Advises For Married Peoples

Two Wise Advises for Married Peoples

Never laugh at your wife’s choices…
(You are on of them…)

Never be Prouf of Your Choices…
(Your Wife is one of them…)

Ajab Mazaq Hy

Ajab Mazaq Hy Islam Ki Taqdeer Ke Saath

Kata HUSSAIN a.s Ka Sar
Nara-e-Takbeer Ke Saath…
{Allama Iqbal}

Funny Husband Wife

Wife- i will die.
Husband- i will also die.
Wife- Why do you want 2 die?
hasband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta 😀

From: zulqarnain haroon (00971552543943)

Mairi Doston Ki Pehchan

Mairi doston ki pehchan itni mushkil nahi Faraz
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Wo sab say agay hotay hain jahan chawal taqseem hotay hain

Dada Or Dadi Ne

Dada or dadi ne,apni jawani ke dino ko phir se yad kar ke manane ka socha,
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unho ney faisla kia ke hum phir drya kinare milangay,
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dada suba jaldi uth kar tyar ho ke, gulab le kar drya kinare pohncha, boht dair ho gayi dadi nahi ayi,wo ghusse me ghar aya, or phool phainkty howe bola, tum ayi kion nhi?
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Dadi sharmaty howe boli:
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Ammi ne jane nai diya

Letter Urgent Dena he

“Srdar: Tum Bike Taiz Q chla Rhe ho?

Pthan: Ye Letter Urgent Dena he

Srdar: kahan?

Pthan: Addres Prhne ka Time Nhi he

Srdar: Ok Go Fast.

Urdu Mazahiya Molvi Cable ke elaan

1 Admi talwar liye Masjid men gya or awaz di: Ap men koi Sacha Muslman hy ?

1 buzurg bolay: Main hun Admi buzurg ko bahir le gya or
unke qadmon men Bakra zibah kiya Phir Masjid men gya,
talwar se khoon tapak raha tha, log ghabra gaye Wo Bola:

Aur koi Sacha Muslman hy ?

Kisi ne Awaz lagayi: Molvi sahib hen
Molvi ghusay se bola: Bakwas kr raha hy Kamina:
Main tu elaan krwane aya tha k Cable nahi aa rahi parson se.

100% Loveable

Who is

95% ideal

96% smart

97% kind

98% true

99% Talented

and

100% lovable

So,

Don’t lose WHOM U NEVER WANT TO LOSE.

Ishq kerne ka

Kya Yehi Hai Kamaal, Ishq Karne Ka

Umar Jeenay Ki Hai. Aur Shoq marrne ka

Muje aise propose karo

larki:jan muje aise propose karo jaise aaj tak kisi ne na kya ho

larka:
kamini kutti zaleel i love u, muj se shadi kar k muje tabah kar de manhos mari..

Ye Faqat Khel Tha

”.” Us ne mohabat ko bhi aik tijarat samjha

aik dhoka tha maine jise chahat samjha ,

wo mery dil ko tor ker khush hota tha

mein kaisa dewana tha jo dard ko bhi rahat samjha ,

us ne samjha hi nhein rishton ke taqaddus ko kabhi ,

ye faqat khel tha mein ne us ki aadat samjha ,

her baar us ne diya meri wafa ko fareb,

mein tha k apne pyar ko aik ibadat samjha.

Ae Dost

“Itne Pia Se Chaha Jae To Pather
Bhi Apne Hojate Hen”

“Ae Dost”

“Na Jane Ye Matti Ka Insan Itna Magroor Q Hota He………..!!!!!

Life me yaad Rakho

Pen kho jaye to new le sakte ho

Magar uska dhakkan kho jaye to naya nahi le sakte.

To life mein ek chiz yaad rakho dosto
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Pen Hamesa tichuk – tichuk wala hi lena…

Ishq ka Sila

maine ishq kiya aur ishq ka sila liya akela tha akela rahay gia ,

na ki kisi se koi shikaiyaat Aye Dost

tujhe sila diya aur Khud ko Gila diya.

No Better Test

There is no better test

of a man integrity than

is behavior when he is wrong.

Eid Mubarak 2011 Joy Sms

May the blessing of Allah bright the days ahead
And may joy & peace fill ur heart in these wettest way
May this eid be a happy and memorable one
Eid Mubarak!

Adult Happy New Year SMS

Lun te char gya 2009

..

Te

Lun Te charay 2010…

Nawa saal mere LUL da.. ??

Mera Lun kanda twanu HAPPY NEW YEAR

Submit By: Junaid

Eid ka chand-Funny Sms

Ramzan k dino me ghar se hm is liy nai nikalte..

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Ramzan k dino me ghar se hm is liy nai nikalte..

Log Roza na torh den Eid ka chand samaj kar

Sharabi tera boyfriend

2 ladkiyan aapas me lad rahi thi

Toh pas me se ek sharabi guzra.
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1st girl: ye sharabi tera boyfriend..!!

2nd girl: nahi tera boyfriend..!!
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1st girl: tera.!!
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2nd girl: tera..!!!
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Sharabi : zor se bola main ruku ya jau ??

Years Come N Go

Years come n go,but this year I specially wish
Years come n go,but this year I specially wish 4 u a double dose of health n happiness topped with loads of good fortune. Have a gr8 year ahead! HAPPY NEW YEAR

HappY MachR SeazN

Pehle hath pePhr hont pePhr Ankh pePhr Gaal pe Or Phir Gardan pe???? KISS.

Qadar Tang krte hain macchhar aaj kal…!

HappY MachR SeazN

Wafa ki Kahani

Kya sunaoon apni wafa ki kahani tum ko .. ???

Samundar ka rakhwala tha aur sari umar piyasa raha

Way To Judge Relationship

If you want to judge your relations, make few mistakes.
As, it is the only point where relationships show their originality.

My best regards

Pay my best regards to aunty who is tolerating such a dumb duffer child, what a stamina she has got…!

I salute ur mother. 😉

Happy mother’s day!

Shidat-e-dard say

Shidat-e-dard say sharminda nahe meri wafa,
“Ghalib”

Dost gehray hain to phir “ZAKHAM” bi gehray hon gay.

I Will Love You Dear

I will love you, dear,
I will love you till China and Africa meet
and the river jumps over the mountain
and the salmon sing in the street.

Yaad Kerte Ho

SuNa Hai Bohat YaaD KarTy HO

Shoq Jo UrOOj Pe Tha HamEn ChorNy Ka

Do Fall In Love

Once in life Do fall in luv, Not necessarily wid a person bt wid an idea ….a dream…..an ambition. More often it’ll b reason 2 wake up wid a smile!

i would die for her

Father: what can u do for my daughter
boy: i would die for her!
Father: i dont like u
boy: why?
Father: i am lo0king for someone who would live for her,not someone who would just die and leave her alone.
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Moral: ZIADA HERRO BANNE SE B BEZATI HO JATI HAI 😀

Ghar main jin hai

Beta: Papa Humaray Ghar main Jin hain ?

Baap: Ye Jin Waghera kuch nhi hotay

Beta: Papa Nokrani kehti hy k humaray Ghar main jin hain

Baap: Saman pack karo

Beta: Q papa ?

Baap: Abay.. Humary Ghar main koie Nokrani hi Nhi Hy

A Happy Person Is Not A Person

A happy person is not a person
in a certain set of circumstances,

but rather a person with
a certain set of attitudes.

Zindagi ki takleef

Mout To Naam Se Badnaam Hay Wrna

TakLeef To Zindagi bhi Bohat Deti Hay.

Not ur mistake

“Its not ur mistake if u cant read the eyes which cheat u

But its really ur mistake if u can’t read the eyes which care for u”

Shakespeare

Gham ke saghar me

Gham k Saghar me kabhi Dhoob na jana,

Raho pe chal k agr Manzil na pao to Toot na jana,

Zindagi me kabhi meri Mohabbat ki kami Mehsoos ho to

Abhi mein Zinda hu ye Bhool na jana

Suraj Ki Kirnain Mat Parna Hein

Tmam dost suun lain Garmiyan Agai Hain Apny Sar Par Geela

or Thanda Kapra Rakhin Dimaag Par Soraj Ki Kiranain Mat Parny Dein

Q K BHOOSA JLdi Aag PKarta Hai..

Soote Hoe Dil Kisi Ka

kitni ZalliM hoti hy ye jaan leva MohabaT

Dost

Sootu hoye bhi DiL ko kisi ka IntezaaR sa Rehta hai.

Good Night

Car ki Nilami

Ek Car ki Nilami ho rahi thi,
20 lac
25 lac
30 lac

Ek aadmi ne hairat se Car ki kharab halat pe ghor kiya, usay Car me koi cheez theek na lagi to usne paas kharay ek aadmi se poocha:
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Bhai is khatara Car me aisi kon si khoobi hai ke is ka itna daam lag raha hai?
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Aadmi bola: Janab ab tak is Car ke 10 haadse ho chukay hain,
aur hairat ki baat ye hai ke har haadse me sirf aur sirf “BV” hi foat hui hai…

Aadmi ne awaz lagai:
40 lakh….

Phone Conversation

A Phone Conversation.

Lady: I think u r the Father of 1 of my children

Man: Oh my God…! R u Kiran?

Lady: No

Man: anum?

Lady: No

Man: MaHa?

Lady (in total confusion): No Sir, I’m the Class teacher of ur son.

Oooppss:-P

Mehman Nawazi

Mehman Nawazi

Host: Lassi tusi pinday Nai, Chaa Asi Plani Nai,Roti da Time Nai,

Bottle da Mosam Nai,
Hun dasso,ki kariey?

Guest: Balance e puwa deyo

Jahan se Sab se Pyara

Rishta Humara Is Jahan Mein Sab Se Pyara Ho,,,,,

Jaise Zindagi Ko Saanso Ka Sahara Ho,,,,,

Yaad Rakhna Humein Us Pal Mein Bhi,,,,

Jab Hum Akele Ho Aur Sara Jahan Tumhara Ho ..!!

Meri Dua Ke Sath

Ek khushbo Gulab k sath

Thori si hansi her baat k sath

Ek YAAD Mulaqat k sath

Naya Mousam

Thori si barsat k sath

Humesha khush raho

Meri “DUA” k sath.

Marney Se Bhi Pehle

Marney se bhi pehle mar gaye they Jeeney se kuch aese dar gaye they,
Rastey me jahan talak diye they Saarey mere hamsafar gaye they,
Aankhain abhi khul nahi saki thin Aur khwab mere bikhar gaye they,
Jab tak na khila tha us ka waada Mausam mere besamar gaye they,
Ab tak wohi nasha-e-paziraayi Kya jaaniye hum kidhar gaye they…!!!

Tamam umar

Kitab_e_ISHQ likhun or tere naam krdon

Tamam umar ka hisa b tery naam krdon

Tere pas waqt nahi meri zat k liye

Main zindgi ki har ik Sans tere nam kr don.

YOU are in trouble

Corporate Lessons: We will do it. means You will do it. 😀

YOU have done a great job. means More work coming your way.

We are a team. means Im not the only one to be blamed. :-@

That is a good question. means I dont know anything about it. 😛

All the best. means YOU are in trouble. 😉

Iftaar Party

In the currunt situation of country,I have decided to support only one party and the name of party is
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.Iftaar party 😉

Ye EID Tere Shehr Men

Ye EID tere shehr men bhi aai hogi

Baray naaz se tu ne manayi hogi

Haseen hath pay mehndi bhi lagai hogi Phir tu ne mithayi bhi khayi hogi

Humein tu surma dalne ki fursat nahi

Tu ne Aankhain apni kajal se sajayi hogi

Unhain kia ehsas kisi ki khushiyoun ka

Jinhon ne EID wale din EID manayi hogi,

Pathar jamaa krte krte

“Kabhi us ko nazar

andaz na karo o tumhari bohat

parwah krta ho.

warna kisi din tumhen Ehsas hoga

k pathar jamaa krtr krte tumne heera gawa diya “

Beauty of Relationship

Alone i can SAY, But together we can TALK.
Alone i SMILE, But together we can LAUGH.
Alone i can ENJOY, But together we can CELEBRATE.
That’s the beauty of our RELATIONSHIP.

May The Good Times And Treasures

May the good times and treasures of
the present become
the golden memories of tomorrow
Wish you lots of love joy and happiness
Happy New Year

Hi My Very Special Friend

Hi My Very Special Friend..
I pray you lay in rest,
God bless you always & may New Year 2014..
Bring you a lot of Love and Happiness.by (Name)
Wish U Have a Happy New Year 2014

Epic conversation

Epic conversation.
Boy: Call me sweetu.
Girl: Sweetu.

Boy: Call me sweetheart.
Girl: Sweetheart.

Boy: Call me honey.
Girl : Honey.

Boy: Abay Jaahil Call kar na.
Girl: Oh ok ok :p 😉

zindagi ki qeemat ka andaza

Kisi ke zindagi ki qeemat ka andaza

uski maut ke baad hi hota hai

Jese….

Zinda murghi Rs – 200

Aur

Chicken karahi Rs – 700

we will always be there for one another

When it rains, you dont see the sun, but its there.
Hope we can be like that.
We dont always see each other,
but we will always be there for one another.

Aapki Tarif Me

EK “CHUHA” THA ?
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Batameez sara msg hi kutar gya..
wrna itna kuch likha tha
Aapki tarif me k pucho mat.:-P

First one to Pick U

beautiful words by a best frnd:-)

alwaz remembr that if u fall,i will be the first one to pick u up…

only aftr i finished laughing..
:-D;-):-P…

Meri Zindagi ki Qeemat

Koi pooch raha hai Mujh se Meri Zindagi ki Qeemat…

Mujhay yaad aa raha hai, Tera Halka sa MuskUrana.

Mere Ghar Ki Chhat Par

Mere Ghar Ki Chhat Par
Aagaye Hain Badal,

Wah wah wah..

Mere Ghar Ki Chhat Par
Aagaye Hain Badal,
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Ye Message Faltoo Hai, Mat Parho Pagal!=P:)

Attitude Teacher

ATTITUDE Teacher:

Why r u talking during my lesson…???
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Student: Why r u teaching during our conversation ??

U SMILED SHE SMILED

U SMILED;

SHE SMILED;

LIFE SMILED!!!!!!!!

TAMIL:

NEE SIRICHA;

AVA SIRICHAA;

UN POLAPPU SIRIPPA SIRIKKUM!!!!!!!!!!!

company of good peøple

Yøur life’s happiness depends on the quality of your thoughts,

But

The quality of your thoughts depend on the people you meet in yøur life.

So

alwaz keep the company of good peøple .

Happy Eid DAy

Happy Eid DAy !!!!

i Knw Its too early but i have Hundreds of pretty girls & handsome Boys to wish

So i Decided To finish OFF UNCLES & AUNTIES 1st…!!!!

Nikal Do Sene Se

Nikal Do Sene Se Kambakhat Hai Ye Dil

Mohabat, Mohabat, Mohabat Laga Rakhi Hai

In Every Thing There

In every thing there must be a season,
a time 2come and a time 2go.
I pray that this New Year brings
2you happiness and joy 4ever and ever.

Ke Tum Kaun Hote Ho

wo subah neend se jaage
to muje se larne aye faraz…..
ka tum koun hote ho mare
khwaboon mein aane wale..

Anchal me Aksar

wo larki sedhi sadhi si

din rat hi darti rhti thi

kuch sharmo hyay ka paikar thi

kuj nram mizaj rakhtiii thi

apni khudi ky anchal men aksar

jazbat chupae rakhti thi

kya sabar tha us dewani ka

kya jazbaty mohabat rakhtii thi

kya khoob muhabat rakhtii thi

Hamesha Shukar Ada karte Raho

“Hmesha ‘SHUKR’
Ada Krty Rha Kro Us ‘RAB’ Ka Jo’DUKH”BARDASHT’
Se Zyada Nhi Deta, Mgr’SUKH”AUQAT’
Se Ziada Deta He”

Team ko Bech Do

Pretty: Kings XI haar gye

Shahrukh !!

Main Haar Gayi.

Shahrukh: Apne aap ko sambhalo

aur team ko OLX par Bech Do 😛

Ek Din Mere Dil Ko Jalan Dey Gaya

Ek din mere dil ko jalan dey gaya..
Zindagi mujhe jeene ka kafan dey gaya..

Lakhon pholo mai se ek phol chuna humne..
Jo kanton se gehri chuban dey gaya..

Best Urdu Dua SmS

Ay__Parwardigar Tu__Rehmaan Tu__Raheem Tu__Ghafoor Tu__Razzaq Tu__Kareem Tu__Qadir Tu__Qadeer Tu__Muqtadir Tu__Ghaffar Tu__Wahab Tu__Noor Tu__Malik Tu__Qudoos AEY! Mere__RAB rehmat__farma Mere__Maa__Baap par__Mere__ Asatza__par Mere__Behan__ Bhaiyon__par Mere__Aziz Rishtadaron__par Mere__Doston par__or__us__par bhi__jis__ne__ye Dua__likhi, jis__ne__parhi, jis__ne__suni__or jis__ne__ hasb_e_tofeeq aagay__bheji ALLAH ap ki prshaniyan dor farmay.. (Aamean)

Expecting world to be fair

If you expect the world to be fair with you
because you are fair,
its like expecting the lion not to eat you
because U dont eat him.

Gudnite!

Style of Proposing

3 dfrnt styles of proposing:

English: Would U mind being my girlfriend

Urdu: kia ap meri dost banengi

Punjabi: Velli phirdi ae Kisi gareeb de kum ee aaja 😀

Fana Ho Jao

“Fana” itna ho jaoon Main Teri zaat mein
(ALLAH PAk)

Jo Mujhko dekh le Usay Tujh sy muhabat ho jaye..
(SUBHAN A££AH)

Goodmorning!
Hv a nice day..

3 nice thoughts

3 nice thoughts

Kill tension before tension kills you.

Reach your goal before goal kicks you.

Live life before life leaves you.

Badi mushkil se sikha

Badi mushkil se sikha hai khush rhna uske bagair
pr suna hai ye baat use pareshan bahot krti hai..

Teacher Pathan Say

Teacher pathan say:
Alama Iqbal k is shair ki tashri kro

“KHOL ANKHaIN ZAmin dAIKH FALAK DAIKH FIZA DAIKH,
MASHRIQ SE UBHrty HVA SURAJ KO ZRa DAIKH”

Pathan; is shair mai Alama Iqbal kahty hain k

“GOOD MORNING” 😛

Eid ki Shoping

Takleef Wo Jo Tarpa De

Teacher Wo Jo Saza De

Mohabat Wo Jo Wafa De

DUSHMAN Wo Jo Marwa De

Aur

Apna Wo
Jo

Eid ki shoping Krwa De

HAI KOI MERA “Apna”. ?

Loving Names Of

Loving Names of

HAZRAT MUHAMMAD (S.A.W.)

1. In Quran

(MUHAMMAD & AHMED)

2. In Zaboor

(AAQIB )

3. In Toraat

(MAAZ)

4. In Bible

(FARQALEET)

5. In Heaven

(ABDUL KAREEM)

6. In Sky

(MUJTABA)

7. In Earth

(MOAZZAM)

8. AMBIYA-E-KIRAAM call him as

(ABDUL WAHAB )

9. MALAIKA call him as

(ABDUL HAMEED)

AND

10. ALLAH TAALA calls Him as

(YASEEN)

Spread this lovly Message

to All Muslims & Prophet Lovers.

Friends are Priceless Funny

Beauty is AGELESS..
Love is BOUNDLESS..
Heartbeats r COUNTLESS..
&
Friends r BRAINLESS..
Oops!
I mean SHAMELESS!
Sorry.. USELESS.!
Damn…
what was d word?
Oh yeeaahh..
PRICELESS..
Dedicated to all my friends… They are priceless;-):-P

Hal-E-Dill Unse Kabhi

Zubaan Se Kah Na Paye Yeh

Hal-E-Dill Unse Kabhi

Woh Bhi Samajh Na Sakey Yeh Khamoshi Kia Cheez Hai

Behtreen Aankh

“Gunah Ka MoQa Na MiLna B Naimto’n Me Se Ek Naimat H.

”

Preshani HaLaat Se Nahi KhayaLaat Se Peda Hoti H.

”

Behtreen Aankh Wo H Jo HaQeeQat Ka Samna Kray.

”

Dunya Me SbSy MushkiL Kaam Apni iSLaah Krna H Or SbSy Aasaan Kaam Dosry Pr TanQeed Krna.

”

Nafrat DiL Ka PagaL’Pan Hy.

”

iNsaan Zindagi Se Maayus Ho To Kaamyabi B Nakaami Nazar Aati Hy.

”

Jab iNsaan Ki AQaL KaamiL Ho Jati H To Uski Guftagu Mukhtasir Ho Jati Hy.

Har Gham Ko Khushi Me

Har gham ko khushi me badalti hai dosti,
Har ansu ko hasi mey badalti hai dosti,
Kuch log samajh nahi patey ke,
Andheri raat ka diya hai dosti..

Funny Sardar Driving

Major Rohail-
Jb tum etni tezi se gari chalate ho
Tb mje bohat dar lagta hy

Sardar Driver-
Major Sab app b meri tarha ankhe
Band kr lya kro

From: Asma Zafar

Bunk a Class

Its better to bunk a class and do masti with friendz..
Bcoz..

.

.

Today when i look back..

Marks never make me happy but memories do.:-)

ALLAH ke rehmat se naumeed mat ho

( /L- QUR/’/N )

“Or ALLAH ki rahmat se na-umeed mat ho

beshak ALLAH ki rahmat se wohi log na-umeed hotey hain o kafir hain”

(SORAH YOUSAF)

Truth Is Reality

Make Sure That In Search Of A Perfect Person
You Don’t Loose A True One,
Because
Perfection Is Fantasy
&
Truth Is Reality

Jaan Keh Kr Pukaara To

jaan keh kr pukaara to larz gai mere dil ki zameen ~Faraz~

Peechy mur kr jo dekha to wo mukhatib kisi oar se tha

Independence day songs, Azadi songs 14 august 2012

By many ways people of pakistan in every region celebrate 14th august by its own style. People in Pakistan celebrate by decorating their vehicles by green flags. At night most of street youngster of pakistan turn on independence day songs and jishan azadi latest songs and dance on them specially street of MALL Road Lahore become one of memorable road on 14th august.

This year make this upcoming 14th august event which is named as independence day Pakistan memorable by few beautiful urdu Milli Songs of pakistan, enjoy Azadi songs 2012 and Milli Naghamas on 14th august 2012 songs are below.

Wife Will Be Wife

Wife will be Wife

Wife: Apke birthday ke liye itna mast

suit liya hai ki bas puchho mat..!

Husband: Shukar hai tumhe mera

khayal to Aaya, Lao dikhao.

Wife: Abhi pehen ke Aati hoon…! 😛 😉

Hamari Mehfil Se

Jaane Wale Hamari Mehfil Se
Chand Taroon Ko Saath Laita Ja
Ham Khezan Se Nebah Ker Leinge
Tu Baharoon Ko Saath Laita Ja

Main kaise shikwa kero

Main Kaisay Shikwa Karon WOH Nadan Hai Bohat

Udaas Kar K Mujhy Khud Bhi Pareshan Rahta hai

Khubsurat Dua

DUA
Zindgi zameen k seeny men reh gayi
Jannat kaneez ban k MADEENEY men reh gayi
phoolon ka husn Hazrat YUSUF ko mil gaya
or
KHUSHBU merey NABI k paseeny men reh gayi
A merey “ALLAH”
Aaj k din
Apni Rehmaton k Darwazey se
Dheron Khushian
Kushada Rizq
Umr-e-Deraz
Achi Sehat
Kamil Eman
Bandagi wali zindgi
Apni Raza!
Apny MAHBOOB Tajdar E Madina ki Mohbt ye sub usko atta Farma jo is Waqt YE  DUA Parh or ameen khay   (Ameen)

Tasaliyan De De Kr

Ay Zindagi Khatm Kr Ab Ye Yadoon Ky Silsly,
Men Thak Gya Hun Dil Ko Tasaliyan De De Kr

Love the way i love

I am not perfect..
But i know that….
You will never..
Ever.. Ever.. Ever
Find someone like
ME.. &
No One can love you like the way i do

Allah Is Always With You

Allah is always with you when: . You are happy, He is Al-Rehman. . You are hungry, He is Al-Razzaq. . You call Him, He is Al-Sami. . You are unsafe,
He is Al-Hafeez. . You are jobless, He is Al-Moqeet. . You pray, He is Al-Mujeeb. . You are upset, He is Al-Wakeel. . You are gifted, He is Al-Kareem. . You are forgiven, He is Al-Ghafoor. . You are hopeless, He is Al-Noor. You thank Him, He is Al-Shakoor. You are alone, He is Al-Qayoum. (Subhan Allah)

Pathan Ka Rona

Patan baap ki death par ro raha ta Uski behen ka phone aa gia
phone sun ker or b rone laga Logo ne pucha kia huwa.
Patan: meri behan k abu ka b intiqal ho gia.

Al-Inaam Ramzan

?Hamd kar Aaqaa ki Apne Aey Ghulaam..
Al-Inaam Ramzan Al-Inaam Ramzan ?

Funny Riddle Answer

Funny Riddles:-What is more useful after it is broken?..

An egg :-D-Which is the most shocking city?..

Electri-city ;-)-

Name two things you can never eat before Breakfast?..Dinner & Lunch :-)-

How many men were born in Europe?..None, only babies were born :-D-

If your clock strikes 13, what times it is?..Time to buy a new clock 😉

Figure out

Scientist are trying to figure out,

how long a person can live without BRAIN,
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

Please tell them your age?..!!

Diyar-e-Bey-Rukhi

Iss Diyar-e-Bey-Rukhi Main Iss Qaddar Paas-e-Wafa,,,!

Bas Yahi Ik Kaam Tha Jo Ham Ghalat Karte Rahey …!

Lovely Fathers Day Sms in English

He’s not a fancy dresser,
n he’s not so trimmed n neat.
vth simple clothes n simple shoes,
He wears upon his feet.
LOVE U FOREVER DAD

Happy Lovely Fathers Day Sms

DUA E SUBAH

” DUA-E-SUBAH ”
Ay Allah!
Ye subah hm sab k liye hidayat ka noor or”Deen-0-Dunya” ki salamti ka paigam ley kr aye
AameeN.
Assalam-0-alaikum
*Subha Bakhair*

yadon mein basa lon

Meri tanhai ko zarurat hai tumhari Ay dost…….!

Agar ijazat ho to yadon mein basa lon tum ko

Halka halka suroor

Pass rehta hai door rehta
Koi dil mein zaroor rehta hai

Jab say dekha unki ankho ko
Halka halka suroor rehta hai

Aisay rehtay hain wo meray dil mein
Jaisay zulmat mein noor rehta hai

Ab adam ka k ye haal hai har waqt
Must rehta hai chooor rheta hai

How Much You Know

Lets see hw much u knw ” me” :}

1-she wants the most: money/fame/love
Ans:

2-Does she keep secrets in her heart
Yes/No
Ans:

3-Have crushes
Many/few/none
Ans:

4-In gathering she is:
avoiding/bold/shy
Ans:

5-Does she like sm 1 secretly
Yes/no
Ans:

6-What is
she: (arrogant,flexible,sensitive)
Ans:

7-she deals people wid her
Heart/mind
Ans:

8-she loves (dresses,perfumes,watches)
Ans:

PEPSI 65 ruppy ki

GHUROOR

1 dafa 1 zalim Bdshah ne elaan kya k me dnya k sb raaz janta hu or sbse ziada aqalmnd hu. Jo koi hud ko mjse zahin smjta he me uska sar qalam kr dnga.
Ye takabur dek kr wazir ki 10 sal ki beti ko bht gussa aya usne kaha agr tm sb kch jante ho to ye btao.

Ksne kaha tha k PEPSI 65 ruppy ki kr do?

Tumhein Yaad Kerne Se

Boht Rokti Hoon Khud Ko Tumhen Yaad Karne Sey!!

Lekin Nadaan Dil Naa_Farmaan Boht Hai!!

Dil Ki Zuban

unhain ye khwahish k hum zuban se izhaar keren
hamen ye aarzu k wo dil ki zuban samjh len…..!

How life killed

WhatsApp killed SMS!
YouTube killed DVD!
Skype killed ISD calls!
Amazon killed real life shopping
and
Facebook killed LIFE.

Raat me Maza

Janty ho. Raat mai

Sab se zyada maza. Kab Aata hy!

Jab kisi soay hue ko jaga ker kaha jaye.

K

“chal vai kaka os Manji ty hoja” :-@:-D:-P

1 chunti hathi ke upar

?1 Chunti Hathi K Upar Baith Kr Ja Rahi Thi.
Raste Me Kacha Pull Aa Jata Hy.
Usy Daikh k ChuÑti Boli
.

.

Janu! Cross Kr Lo Gy Ya Me Utrun. 😛

Wish You Eid Mubarak

Look Outside
Its so pleasant!
Sun Smiling For you
Trees Dancing for you
Birds singing for you
Because I requested them All to wish You
**..*EID MUBARAK*..**

Emotion of Love

A profound gratitude with deep emotions full of love & wishes
from the core of my heart

wish you and your family a very

HaPpY Eid Mubarak.

A House Is Built By Hands

A house is built by hands..
but a home is built by hearts !
u can live without something..
if u hav someone to live for !
HAPPY MARRIAGE ANNIVERSARY.

Tapak Parhte Hai Aansoo

Tapak Parhte Hai Aansoon,

Jab Teri Yaad Aati Hai,

Yeh Woh Barsaat Hai Jiska Koi Mosam Nahin Hota.

Insan ka mizaaj prakhna chaho

Jab tum kisi Insan ka mizaaj prakhna chaho to us sy mashwra lo,

Tum us ky mashwry sy uska Insaf, Zulm, Neki, Badi sub jan jao gay

President Age 64

Amazing Fact Age of Presidents:

Sikandar Mirza Died Age of 64
YrsAyub Khan At the Age of 64
YrsYahya Khan At the Age of 64
YrsFazal Elahi At the Age of 64
YrsZia ul Haq At the Age of 64

Yrs& Asif Zardari will be 64 in2010.

Awam se appeal hai k Sbr se kam lein, bs kuch hi dino ki tou baat hay.

Azeez Ho Doston Mein

Abi to phirty ho doston mein,

Azeez koi juda nhi hai………!!

Koi idhar se udhar hova to

muhabaton ka pta chalega…..!!!

My Heart Problem Has Reached

My heart problem has
reached a critical stage.
That doctor says:
There r only 2 options left
ICU
Or
U C Me.

Future depends on dreams

Evry man shud marry…
Aftrall happiness is not the only thing in life 😉

If ur father is a poor man…
It’s ur fate, but if ur fathr_in_law is a poor man…
It’s ur stupidity :-p

Practice makes a man perfect…
But nobody’s perfect…
So,why to practice 😀

Success is a relative term…
It brings so many relatives 😀

Ur future depends on ur dreams…
So try 2 sleep 24
hours :- ZZzzzzz.. 😉

Im Selfish Impatient And A Little Insecure

Im selfish, impatient and a little insecure.
I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle.
But if you cant handle me at my worst,
then you sure as hell dont deserve me at my best.

A Girl on cover

Teacher: What should be in a

book to make it a bestseller?

Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

Dost kehna hi dosti nahi hoti

Muskurana hi khushi nahi hoti
Umar bitana hi zindgi nahi hoti
Khud se bhi ziyada khayal rakhna parhta hai doston ka
Kyon ke dost kehna hi dosti nahi hoti

Dard Ki Fikar Thi Wo

Usy Apny Dard Ki Fikar Thi Wo Jo Mera Waqif e Hal Tha…,

Wo Jo Uski Subho Arouj Thi Wohi Mera Waqt e Zawal Tha…,

Mera Dard wo Kaisy janta Meri Baat Wo Kaisy Manta…,

Wo To khud Fana k Safar Main Tha Usy Rokna B Mahal Tha…,

Kahan JaoGy Mjhe Chor Kar “Main Pooch Pooch k Thak Gya….,

Wo Jawab Mujhko na De Saka wo To Khud Sarapa e Sawal Tha,

Wo Mila To Sadiyon Baad B Mere Lab Pe Koi Gila na Tha….,

Usy Meri chup Ne Rula Diya Jisy Guftugu Me kamal Tha…

faraz poetry sms

“Ajeeb Sheesha gar hain teray shehr k loog”

faraz

“Murammat kaanch ki karty hain

pather k ouzaaron se…

Wo Goonj Hmary Hansny Ki

wo goonj hmary hansny ki,

ab ek purani yad bani,

ye baten hain un lamhon ki,

jin lmhon mei hum sath rahy …!!!

Yehe Sitam Kafi

Hmein yaad aa aa kr itna be_chain na kro

Ek ye hi sitam kafi ha k pas nahi ho tm

Urdu Fathers Day Wishes Greetings

Its A Voice Of Father

Umar Bhar Jis Phool Ki Main Ne Parwarish Ki

Jab Khushbuu k Qaabil Hua Tou Ghairo’n ko De Dia

Miscall pe miscall

Pathan ka pait kharab ho gaya

Doctor k pass gaya

Logon ki mojodgi mai kuch yun haal batanay laga

Doctor sahib subha se Network kharab hy

Miscall pe miscall Aa rahi hy

Outgoing bilkul free
hy

Tarah tarah ki Ringtones baj rahi hy

Pait mei balance bilkul nahi rehta

Jitna load karoo sab khatam.

Am Going To U.S.A.

Am Going To U.S.A.
.
.
.
Dont Worry The Flight Is After 1 Days
.
.
.
Surprised?
?
?
?
2 Day its 1st April,
U r 1st Fool Of 2011

Jaadu Na waqif ho

Meri Aankhon K Jaadu Se Tum Na-waqif Ho

Main Usay Pagal Kr Deti Hoon Jis Pe Mujhy Pyar Aa Jaye

Some People Vision

They Had a bicycle repair shop & a ‘Dream’ to make sumthng that flies. People laughd at them…

‘WRIGHT BroS’

(makers of aeroplane)

.

He went 2 the Best University in the world, but got dropped out of that University & nevr graduated.

‘STEVE JOBS’

(owner of APPLE Computer)

.

Teachers told him he wz “too stupid 2 learn anythng”

‘EDISON’

(inventor of light bulb)

.

He was lectured after evry few days abt lack of interest in studies

Its Me’

(Coming soon)

Dil kisi roz

Chot Kha Ker ABi Tak Nahi SUdhra Yeh………!!!
Dil Kisi Roz Mai Dewar Pe De Maron Ga……..!!!

Dressing is about

Fashion IS About Dressing

According TO Whats Fashionable.

BUT,

Style IS More About Being Yourself.

Aawara Kehty Hai

Bewafa Log Mujh Ku Aawara Kehty Hain

Par Main Aawara Tu Nhi

Bas Jab Kisi Ki Yaad Satati Hai

Tu Ghar Acha Nhi Lgta..

Fate opens Many Doors

“Fate opens many doors, each with a different view, but none could be more beautiful, than the one that leads to you ALLAH.”

Shaytan has a Headache

When u carry the Quran, shaytan has a headache, when u open it he collapses. When he sees u reading it, he faints. Lets read the Quran as much as we can, so that he keeps on fainting and maybe one day he’ll have a
stroke and never wake up again.

Meri Aankhon Mein

Tera Chehra Hy Jab Se Meri Aankhon Mein

Meri Aankhon Se Log Jalte Hain

Badi Mushkil Se

Mushkil ka meri unko mukshil se yekin aaya,
Samjhe meri mushkil ko magar badi mushkil se.

Brightest Star

If you look at the sky tonight and notice that the brightest star is missing,

I swear I have no clue how I fell but I’m OK 😀

Happy Birthday Quaid-e-Azam

Happy Birthday Quaid-e-Azam!

We havent been good enough so far,
but when the dust settles,
this nation will rise from the ashes! Hope!

Mahabbat mein nuqsaan

Suna hay ìss Muhabbat mein

Bohat nuqsan hota hay

Mehkta jhoomta jeevan

Ghamon k naam hota hay

Suna hay
chain kho kr wo

seher se sham rota hay

Muhabbat jo b krta hay

Bohat badnam hota hay

Suna hay iss Muhabbat mein

kahein B dil nahi lagta

Bina us K nigahon mein

koi mosam nahi jachta

Khafa jis say Muhabbat ho Wo jeevan bhar nahi hansta

Bohat anmol hay wo dil

Ujjar kr phir nahi basta.

Suna hay iss mahabbat mein bohat nuqsaan hota hay.

Azan Hoti Rahi Main Sunta Raha

Azan Hoti Rahi Main Sunta Raha Per Ghafil Raha Namaz Say,,

Ab Kiya Faida Shoq-E-Namaz Ka Jab Ho Rahi Hai Namaz Meri.!

Forward 2 All muslims b4 its late 2 send

Ajeeb Risthe mere

Uss Sy Rishtey Ajeeb Hen Mere….

Ek Mohbbat Ka Ek Judaai Ka….!

Barson ke pyaase

Bus itna hi kaha the ke barson ke hain pyaase hum ,

Rakh kar honth pe honth usne khamosh kardiya……!!!

Ghar Mohabbat ka

Aasaan Nahi Aabaad Karna Ghar Muhabbat Ka

Yeh Unka Kaam Hy Jo Zindagi Barbaad Karty Hain.

Sardar balcony me

ek baar ek sardaar apni balcony mein
khada hota hai apni shirt utar kar.
dusra sardaar bola “u hv a nice chest”
pehla sardar bola
“eh teh kuch v nahi apni bharjai ki dekh”

Muje wo lakh staye

Muje wo lakh staye mgr us shakhs ki khatir
Mare dil k andheron me duaen rqs krte hen
Use kehna k lot aye sulgte sham se pehle
Kisi ki khushk ankhon me sdaen rqs krte hen

valentines day sms collection 2011

No poems no fancy words
I just want the world to know that
I LOVE YOU
my Princess with all my heart.
Happy Valentines Day.

Read more: latest happy valentines day sms messages collection 2011 | Valentine’s Day Sms

Tumhe Kal Subah 5 Baje Phansi

Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.

Damn I Am The Husband

Wife dreamng in z midle of z night &sudenly shout:Up Quick!My husband back
Man get up,jump out of z window
hurt himself &zen realise:Damn Im z husband

Khoya Jo Mera

Maine khoya woh jo mera tha hi nahin,

Us ne khoya woh jo sirf ussi ka tha

Boht Pehle Wish ker diy

“Eid card 4u”
{*|'”‘””””‘””‘””‘|*}
{*| +””+.+””+.’ |*}
{*|+ EID + |*}
{*| “+. .+” |*}
{*| “+” |*}
{*| MUBARAK |*}
{*|____HO____|*}
29 ya 30 RÄMZÄN Ko Agr apKo Koi Ye Kahe K Main Ne Apko Sab Se PehLe Wish Kia To uSy Bata Dena K Kisi Chahne Wale Ne Boht PehLe Hi Keh Dia Tha
EiD MÜBÄRÄK

Words Cant Express

Words cant express,
what I feel for you.
I cant explain why
the sky is blue.
But I know
my heart is true
when I say:
I am lucky to have a lover like you
Love you my angel..!!

Thumb while reading SMS

A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.

Now its 2 late dont try to change your finger! Catch another fool!

Fire Bridge Ke Amlay

Breaking News:

Girlz Hostel me Kal aag lag gayu.

Raat gaye Fire Bridge Ke Amlay ne aag per qaboo palia.

Par Amlay par qaboo abi tak nai paya jasaka….. 😉

MOHABBAT K Raste Per

“MOHABBAT” K Raste Me Har Waqt Dard Mile Ga

Main ne socha hai

Isi Raste Par MEDICAL STORE Khol Loan BOHT Chale Ga (“,)

Aankhen Jab uska Naam aaya

Bhar aayi meri aankhen jab uska naam aaya,
ishq nakam sahi phir bhi bahut kaam aaya,
hamne mohabbat me aisi bhi guzaari raatein,
jab tak aansu na bahe dil ko na aaraam aaya…!!!

Dard Itna Tha Zindagi Men

Dard Itna Tha Zindagi Men, Dharkan Sath Dene Se Ghabra Gai FARAZ,
.
.
Band Thi Ankhein Kisi Ki Yaad Men, Mout Aai oR Dhoka Kha Gai..

Manzil Per Pohanchne

Manzil per pohanchne ki talab hoti hai jin ko FARAZ….

Rastay mein khare ho ker wo POONDI nai kertay

Ye Husn-e Mosam

Ye Husn-e Mosam, Ye Barish, Ye Hawain

Lagta Hai Mohabat Ne Aaj Kisi Ka Sath Dya Hai

Best of bests

Best of bests.
Hazrat Muhammad (S.A.W.W) said:

“Apni Taqdeer ka Hr Faisla KHUDA k HatH me de do,

Us se Dua to kro pr zid na kro

Q K

Jab ap ALLAH Ta’la py apni Zindagi ka Hr Faisla cHorty Ho

to ALLAH b wo Hi krta Hy jo tumHari kHusHi Hoti Hai.

OR FARMAYA

Ay logo!Tum apni raza ALLAH ki raza mein shamil kro or dekhna wo kis tarHa apni raza tmHari raza mein sHamil krta Hai.
BesHak ALLAH sub se beHtar socHny wala Hai.”.
Gudmorning n have a blessed day

Urdu Kitchen Ghazal Shayari

“KITCHEN GHAZAL” .

Meri mohabt ko apne dil me dhond lena .
Or han! Aatay ko achi tarha goond lena! .

Mil jae agr pyar to khona nai, . Pyaz katty wqt rona nai!.

Mujse ruth jane ka bahana acha hy.
Thori dair aur pakao gosht abi kacha hy! .

Mil k phr khushiyo ko bantna he,
Tmatar zara bareek hi katna he!.

Log hmari muhbat se jal na jaen, .
Chawal time pe dekh lena kahin gal na jaen! .

Kesi lagi ghazal bta dena, . Namak km lage to aur mila lena

Falak me aag lag jate

Falak mai Aag lag jati jo donon ru baru hote,
Ghuroob-e-shams lazim tha, tulu-e-chaand se pehle.

Care is Name of Honey

What is care???

Care is the name of honey lotion for dry skin 😀

Dont be emotional….!!!!:P

Be lotional…:P

happy winter season:)

Islamic Poetry Sms

kya khoob mujh ko ishqe nabi me khuda mila,
qatre ko dekhiye k samandar se ja mila,
kitna bara karam hai ye rabbe jallel ka,
hum assion ko malik e roze jaza mila.

Submit By: Zain Shuja

Funny Father And Son

Father to Son:

If u dont pass ur Exams this time Dnt call me DAD

After some days……..

Father: How is ur result??

Son: Sorry Basir Saab 😀

Wapsi ka kiraya

(SUNEHRI BAAT)

“Agar Kabhi Tum Kisi Se Rooth Kr Duur Jana Chaho Tou Itni Duur Na Jana”… K,

“Wapsi Ka Kiraya mang k ana pare”

Bv Nay Karak Roti Banai

Doctor: AP k 3 Dant kaisy toot gai
Patient: Ji Wo BV nay Karak Roti banai thi
Doctor: Tu Ap Khany sy inkaar kardaity.
Patient:Ji Wo hi tu kia tha

hadis nabvi – darood ke faziat

HADIS NABVI

jis shakhs ne mjh par meri mohabat

ki khatir din or rat 3,3 bar durood paraha,

Us par ALLAH pak ka HAQ banta

hai k us k din aur rat k gunah bux de ga.

Time for bashing

Time for some female bashing…

Q: What is the difference between woman and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.

Q: Why do women always have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are

Q: If you drop a woman and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
A: Who cares???

Q: What’s the difference between an intelligent woman & a Space ship?
A: I don’t know, I’ve never seen either.

Q: What are two reasons why women don’t mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business

Darling Hamare Pyar K Baarey Me

BOY:
Darling hamare pyar k baarey me kisi ko mat batana
GIRL:
Sofia ko to zaroor bataungi
kameeni kehti thi k koi randi ka bacha hi hoga jo tujhse pyar karega?

Same Mistake Twice

I never make the

same mistake twice.

I make it five or six

times, just to be sure 😛 😉

Khawab Ki Tabeer

Mere Wajood Ki JaGeer USS Ne Mangi hai,
Ajab Khawab Ki Tabeer Us Ne Mangi hai,
Uss Ki Qaid Me Rehti Hoon Main Pehle B,
Najane Phir Q Zanjeer Us Ne Mangi hai?
Gumaan Hota ha Wo Bhool Sakta hai mujhe,
Q K Aaj Meri Tasveer Us Ne Mangi hai,
Mere KHUDA Mujhe Us K Naseeb Mein Likh De,
K Mujh Se Meri TaQ’Deer Us Ne Mangi hai

Tere baghair is mosam mein

Tere baghair is mosam mein wo mazaa kahan,

Ab kaanton ki tarha chubhti hain dil mein baarish ki Boondain

Tere Din Ki Halat

Bin tere dil ki halat kya bataon

sAhIb

Jesy khali basta ho kesi nalaiq bache ka

ICC World cup 2011 final match

Woh Team Final jeet gai hai

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Faraz

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Jin K Bachon Ko Yeh Tak Nhe Pata k Knorr Noodles Khana Hai Ya Peena hai;)

Sir Pe Undail Lo Manhooso !!:-D

I Love You Ka Msg

Sardar ko bar bar I love you ka msg araha tha

Dost ne pocha: Khair hai?

Aaj tu boht I love you ke msgs arahe hain !

Sardar: O jee aaj mai galti se BEWI ka mobile laya hon eslie !

Wiping Your Tears

I will always be beside you until the very end,
wiping all ur tears away,being ur bestest 1, i’ll smile when u smile,
nd feel all the pain u do,
nd if u cry a single tear,
i promise i will make u smile.

Yeh Andaze Guftagu

Yeh Fikar,Yeh Adawatain..

Yeh Andaze Guftagu..

Sambhal Jao Tum,Tumahain Mohobbat Ho Rahi Hai

Height of flirting of engineers

Height of flirting of ENGINEERS

Teacher: Where is your Assignment book?

Student: Mam, I lost it While fighting with

students who said that you are not the most beautiful teacher in this college.

Best Islamic SMS For All Muslims

Aap s.a.w. ne jo salatutasbeeh ke fazail btayen wo ye hain:
ke ye amal aisa hai ke apkay saray gunah maaf kar dega
1. aglay bhi aur
2. pichlay bhi
3. puranay bhi
4. naye bhi
5. bhool chook se honay walay bhi
6. danista honay walay bhi
7. sagheera bhi
8. kabeera bhi
9. dhakay chupay aur
10. ailania honay walay bhi
> ye namaz Aap s.a.w. ne apne chacha Abbas bin abdulmutalib r.a. ko bataur tohfay di aur is ko qeemti tohfa bhi kaha.
>hum gunahgaron ko bh Allah s.w.t masibat aur gunahon se bachayen aur hamari maghfirat farma den. amin
[sunan abi dawud, sunan ibn e maja, bahiqee, maraful hadees)

Best Lines By A Mathematician

Best lines said by a mathematician;
“My Love for my frnd is like a circle. It has no sides to be broken, no ends to be ended & no angles to be measured”

DiL Tou AkSaR

Ho TaaLLuQ….Tou Rooh Se Ho..
DiL Tou AkSaR…Bhar Bhi JataY Hain

Chahaton ke Taiz Barish

Kabhi Hum Bheegte Hain Chahaton Ki Taiz Baarish Mein

Kabhi Barson Nahin Milte Kisi Halki Se Ranjish Mein

Mujh Sai Juda Rha Hai

Wohi Mosam Hai Wohi Rutt Waqt Sata Rha Hai.
Tere Wisal Ka Har Lamha Jesai Palat K Aa Raha Hai.

Tujhai Chahtai Hain Hum Tujh Sai Pyar Tha Humai.
Yahi Afsoos-e-Zindagi Hai Yahi Ghum Sata Rha Hai.

Kyo Na Dhondho Pher Usai Hathoon Ki Lakeroon Main.
Wo Ek Shakhs Jo Merai Muqadar Ka Khuda Rha Hai.

Hai Aitbar Us Ko Mujh Pe Tha Pyar Us Ko Mujh Sai.
Tu Kyo Chahtai Hoai Bhi Mujh Sai Juda Rha Hai.

Funny Sardar Race

Sardar k ghar chor aagya Sardar ne dekha to chor bhaga

Sardar bhagta bhagta chor sy b agay NIKAL gya

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Sardar: Aik tay chori utto Saday nal RESSAN… ?

Khush Mizaji bhi

Khush Mizaji bhi mashoor thi

Humari Saadgi bhi kamaal hai

Hum Shareer bhi Inteha k thy

Ab Sanjeedgi bhi BeMisaal Hai

Yehi Sabak Deta Hon

Yehi sabak daita hai humain sooraj

Agar maghrib ki taraf jao gy tou doob jao gy.

AssaVaang Musafir Tur Jaana

Assa vaang musafir tur jaana,
teri mehfil sada abaad rahe,
kade do-chaar hanju dol lavi,
jekar tenu saadi yaad rahe!

Zuban se pyar ka izhaar zaruri

ghazal…
~Dil k lut jane ka izhaar zruri to nahi,
~Ye tamasha sar-e-bazar zaruri to nahi!

~Mujhe tha ishq Teri rooh se or ab b hy,
=Jism se ho koi srokar zaruri to nahi!

~Me Tujhe toot k chahoon to Meri fitrat hy,
~Tu b ho Mera talabgar zaruri to nahi!

=Ae sitam gar zara jhank Meri Ankhon may,
~Zuban se pyar ka izhaar zaruri to nahi!!

Yeh Ankhein

Yeh Ankhein Tera chehara Dekhne Ke liye Tarsti hai….

Kambhakth Ankho ko kya patha ke

tum Humare Dil me base ho….

Submitted by: Nayaz

When women Talks

When women are talking to each other,

The devil sits in the corner quietly and

Learns.. 😛

I will remember you

Remember Me – I will remember you

-Sura Al-Baqarah [2:152]

dunia k sagar main

dunia k sagar main ak teri he kashti ka sahara mila ha dost

tum bhi wahan na chor dene jahan koi sahil heeee na ho

Girls create krti

Agr websites Girls create krti, tow liNks kuch istrha sy hOty
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Awww.facebook.com
Awww.google.com
Awww.yahoo.com

Nafrat Na Kerna

Nafrat Kabhi na kerna tum humse ..
ye hum kabi na seh payenge
Ek bar keh dena humse ke
Zarurat nai tumhari
Tumari duniya se HANS ker chale jayenge …

Submit By: bilal (0300722251)

Mercy Of Angel

I wish An ANGEL of mercy always sits next to u & Covers u with gentle wings

So that
U walk wrapped in
ALLAH ‘S GRACE,
Protected & Peacefull
4ever

Surat mein Bikhar jata hoon

Reza-e-Kaanch Ki Surat Mein Bikhar Jata Hoon
Mai Teri Yaad Mein Jab Hadd Se Guzar Jata Hoon

Ab Gurezaan Hai Wo Milne Se, Jo Kehta Tha Kabhi
Tum Se Milte He Mai Kuch Aur Nikher Jata Hoon

Roz Khata Hoon Tujhe Yaad Na Kerne Ki Qasam
Roz Waadon Se Mai Apne Hi Mukar Jata Hoon

Mujh Ko Tamasha Bana Diya Hai Mohabbat Ne Teri
Log Kasstay Hai n Aawazen ,Mai Jidhar Jata Hoon

Her Qadam Pe Khaya Hai, Mohabbat Ka Dhoka
Ab Koi Pyar Se Bulata Hai Toh Darr Jata Hoon

Zara Daikhna Uth Gaye

Zara Daikhna Uth Gaye Sahib Neend Se..?

Ay Dill

Suna Hai Bahot Soutey Hain Ye Hussan Waley…

Good Morning..

Funny Pathan Eid-ul-Fitar

Eid-ul-Fitar ki namaz k waqat

Major Rohail-
Khan sab fitrana aada nhi krna?
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Pathan-
Oy! Khocha, hum ne to fitrana
Ur zakat 14 August pr he
Dedya tha    😀

From: Asma Zafar

Call from unknown number

A man got a call from unknown number

Girl: Hi, r u single ??
Man: Yes, but who r u ??
Ans: Your wife
Aaj ghar aana tab bataoogi

Another call from unknown number

Girl: R u married ??
Man: Yes, but who R u ??
Girl: Your girlfriend, U cheat
Man: Sorry baby, I thought it was my wife
Ans: Wife hi hoon kutte, aaj tu bas ghar aaja.

Haqeeqat yaaro ke

Jab garaz hoi tab yaad jab waqat mila tab waar kiya

Ab or haqeeqat kiya likhon us door k mukhlis yaaron ki??

What does GF Mean?

Bhai ko bhai say juda kar daiti hai “GF”
Ma ko baity say juda kar daiti hai “GF”
Bivi ko shohar say Lara daiti hay “GF”
Insan ko dunya say juda kar daiti hai “GF”
Ghar main jhagra paida kar daiti hai “GF”
“GF” say murad “Ghalat Fehmi” hai jo es waqt aap ko howi!.

Uljhae howe hain

Uljhae howe hain ZAWAL-e-ZINDGI main aj kal…,

Tum ye na samjhna k taluq nhi raha….!

The sweetness Of Choclate

The sweetness of choclate remians in tongue for some minutes but the sweetness of person like you remains in heart forever and ever always. Share

Mere Aba Kunwain Men Gir Gye

Sardar:Kal mere aba Kunwain men gir gye or zor zor se cheekhne lge:
Bachao Bachao
2nd:Ab kese hen?
1st:Theek hi honge, kal se koi awaz to nahi aayi..

Just Tell Me One Thing

Dear weather just tell me 1 thing…
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mai sweater peti wich rakhan ya haley nai…:/:p

Best Urdu Dua Sms

Itni Si “DUA” Hai K
Har Any Wale
“Lamhey” Me.
Tumhari Duniya Me
“Roshni” Ho.
Tumhare Honton Pe
“Muskurahat”Ho.
Tumhari Har 1
“Tamana” Har 1
“Khwahish”.
Tumhare
“Honton” Tak
Aany se pahly pori hon.
Ye Dua Ka “Tohfa”
Sambhal K Rakhna
Bus Tum Apna
“KHAYAL RAKHNA”
GOOD MornIng

Sheikh Hajj Per

1 SHEIKH Hajj per Gaya

aur zor zor sy DUA Mangny laga.

”YA ALLAH Mery SARY GUNAH MAAF Kar dy

WarnaMera 2 Lakh WAPAS Kar dy.”… :-):

Best Dua For All Muslims

“Ay-ALLAH”
Jab  tu apni rehmton k drwaze khole or pukare
“Hai koi rehmt mangne wala?
Hai koi khushiyan mangne wala?
Hai koi Shifa Mangne wala?
Hai koi mere
“MEHBOOB”
ki chaht mangne wala?
To meri dua hai k “YA-ALLAH”
Sari Khushiyan
Sari Rehmatain
Sari Kamyabiyan
Sari Brkatain
Sari nimaten
“NABI” (S.A.W.W) ki chaht
us shaks ko de de jo ye sms parh k dosre logon ko bhi is khubsorat dua me shamil kre
Aameen

Zindagi Ki Dard-e-Tanhai shayari

Bin Us K Zindagi Dard-e-Tanhai Hai,

Meri Aankhon Mai Q Mout Simat i Hai,

Kehtay Hain Log Ishq Ko Ibadat Yaro,

Ibadat Mai Phr Q Itni Ruswai Hai,

Mahfil mai reh kar b Tanha rehna,

Ye ada uski mohabbat nay sekhai hai,

Us sy taluq hai kuch aisa dil ka,

Jb b sochA usko Aankh bhAr i hai

Funny Pathan And Sardar

Sardar and pathan ja rahy thay un ko 1000Rs. ka note mila,
Pathan: Chalo fifty fifty kr laity hain.

Sardar: Bqaya 900 da ki karan gy….?

From: Qamar Saghir

Have a great 2011

May the spirit of this holiday season fill your heart with love, peace and serenity.
Wishing you many wishes for the New Year.
Have a great 2011 ahead Happy New Year 2011

Tera ishq kaddaan

Love related quotes.

love isn’t seen by eyes,it’s seen by heart.

(shakespeare)

The one who gets in love again and again,he doesn’t know how to get in love truly.

(juli snake)

3.love is that game in which you become witless.

(juli samurai)

4.Eddar mar tera ishq kaddaan

(Ammi)

Humein Tum Bhool Jaoge

Bahut Khamosh Logo Se Bahut Uljha Nhi Krty,
Jo Dil Ko Rog Lag Jaen Wo Phir Suljha Nahi Krty,
Chalo Tm Keh Rhy Ho To Phir Hm Aisa Nhi Krty
Mgr Ab Dil Ye Wapis Lain Ye Hm Sauda Nhi Krty,
Hmara Dil Tmhara Hy Bhaly Tm Jis Jaga Jao,
Tasalli Dil Ko Ye Di Hy K Tm Dhoka Nhi Krty,
Dilon K Mamly Hen Ye Tmhi Se Pyar Krty Hen,
Hmen Tm Bhool Jao Gy Ye Hm Socha Nhi Krty,
Bht khamOsh logo se,
Bht uljha nhi krty,

Pyar Samandar ki Tarah

Pyar samandar ki tarah gehra hai.

koi ise naap nahi sakta

Comes Special in Life

A Person Changes 4 Two Reason Either

Someone Special Comes In His Life Or

Someone Special Leaves His Life!

You Are My Sweet SONA

You are my sweet SONA,
I dont want u KHONA,
I want a place in your hearts KONA,
Otherwise i will start RONA,
Atleast good morning to KAR LONA…….

funny pathan sms chiragh

PATHAN ko chiragh mila . chirag ragara.

 JIN ne kaha “3 wishes bato.”

PATHAN: No 1 . Eik bara bangla .

 No 2 us main Khob dolat mand log.

 No 3 Humko is main chokidar lagwa do

Happy Pakistan Day

Azad Pakistan K Nalayak Jawano
Agar Aaj Valentines
Ya Frndship Day Hota
To INBOX Full Hota
Chalo!
Jaldi Se Utho Or
Sab Ko Wish Karo.
HAPPY Pakistan Day

Fasting is about

Fasting Is Not About Diet Of Burning Calories,
But Burning Of Pride,Ego & Sins !!!
Lets focus on Taqwa instead of Diet
Lets try to loose Sins instead of Weight !!!

Hero Nikle Autograph Dena

Jab QUAID E AZAM Ne Pakistan Azad Karwaya

To Madar E Millat FATIMA JINAH Ne Bohat Pyar Se Quaid Se Kaha BHAIYA…!

Ap To Hero Nikle AUTOGRAPH Dena 😀

Urdu Father Day Poetry Sms

Mere Khuda Tera Shukriya,
Mere Khuda Tera Karam,
Mere Abbu Ki Mohabbat Ki Mohabbat Sabse Badi..
Yahi Dua K Rahe Uska Sada Mujhpe Reham!

Happy Forever

“If you wait for happy moments,
you will wait forever.”

“But if you start believing that you are happy,
you will be happy forever.”

A Cup of Coffee

Good Morning !!

I just wanted to share

a virtual cup of coffee with you

I thought it would be a nice way

to begin our day.

New 1434 Islamic Year

Wishing all of you a very Happy and Blessed New Year 1434

Who R BOYs

Who r BOYs ?
Woh Jo Hell mein Bhi milein To Kahein
ABEY Shaitan KI BETI DEKHI .
Mast dikhti hai YAR

Who r girls ?
Goes 2 heaven & say
Woh pari ki nail polish dekhi
How Cheap na.

Under your feet

“A mountain is not higher than your confidence

because,

it will be under your feet, if you reach the top.

Yeh haq hai tumhe

Tum Mujhe Bhool Bhi jao Toh Yeh Haqq Hai Tumhe,
Meri Baat Our Hai maine toh Mohabbat ki Hai…!!

Tum Late Kion Aye Ho

Teacher: Tum late kion aye ho?
Student: Ammi Abbu lar rahy thay eslie
Teacher:Wo lar rahay thay tu tum kion late aye
Student: Mera ek joota ammi ke pas tha owr ek abbu ke pas

Lost my all contacts

Boy texts his GF: Jaan,

I cant live without you Will you marry me?

*KILLING Reply*

girl:- Kon mar raha hai ab? I lost all my contacts

Wishing A Happy New Year

Today iz d last day ov 2009 ,

It’z a request frm my side 2 u tha if i ever hurt u r let u down !

I deeply appoljize fr all my works and i m pretty much hopefull that u would be ma

bst part ov d luf in 2010 nd rest ov d yearz

Submit By: Ali Hassan

Kundi Na Karhka

Wo aaj maira naam tak bhool gayi “Faraz”
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Jo kahti thi “kundi na karhka, seedha andar aa”

Police Sardar Sa

Police:
Darwaza kholo tumhari biwi truck k neechy aa kr paper jesi ban gai hai.
Sardar:
Tay darwaza kholny di ki zarurat a thallon ee phara day.

sum1 touches U

When sum1 touches U & U dnt feel it, its Ignorance!

When sum1 touches U & U feel it, its Luv!

When nobody touches U & still U feel!

Nas ja putter jin E

1 Truck Dusray Truck Ko Rassi Se

1 truck dusray truck ko Rassi se bandh kr leja rha tha.
Ye dekh kr ek SRDAR hans hans kr lotpot hogya or kehne lga:
ek Rasi ko le janay k lye do do truck…!

14th August 2011 Silent Msg

Is qom ke jawano ki hubul watni ka aalam to dekho mere DOST

Faqat ek Jashane azadi sms karne he ko apna qomi farz samagh bethe hain.

Andha Hoon

Wife or Husband shop se
nikle to
1 faqeer ne kaha.

“Shehzadi”
5 rupe de do andha hoon.

Husband:
De do,
waqai andha hai…

Dil Ke Bazaar Me

Dil Ke Bazaar Me Doulat Nahi Dehki Jati…!!
Pyar Ho Jaye To Surat Nahi Dekhi Jati…!!

Ek Hi Insan Par Luta Do Sab Kuch
Kyonki Pasand ho Cheez to To Kimat Nahi dekhi Jati

Love is When

Love is when you look into some one eyes

and see their heart

Thora Hijaab Rehnay de

Abi na khul abi thora hijaab rehnay de..
Kuch aur din mujhe yunhi kharab rehnay de..!
Ujaar de mere dil ki tmam dharti ko..
Bus aik shehr, mera shehr-e-khwab rehnay de..!
Wohi hua na bicharnay pe bat aa pohnchi..
Use kaha tha puranay hisab rehnay dey..!
Meri hatheli pe likh dey hr ik nakaami..
Mere Khuda tu usy kaamyab rehnay de..!
Warq warq na tu aisy lakeeren khenchta ja Mohsin..
Kitab-e-umer men koi to baab rehnay de..!!

Ye yaad hai tere

Ye yaad hai teri, ya yaad khud tum ho,
Ye khwab hai tere ya khwab tum ho, aye ishq
Hum nahi jantey, bs itna bta do
Tum mein jaan hai meri ya meri

jaan tum ho…!!

Arz Kiya Hai

Arz kiya hai…..
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Khidki se dekha to sadak par koi nahi tha,

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wah wah..!! wah wah..!!!

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gaur farmaiyega…..

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Khidki se dekha to sadak par koi nahi tha…

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Sadak par jake dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha

Socha hai Zindagi k Liye

Ajeeb trha se socha he zndagi k liye,
k har zakhum sehta hon khushi k liye,
Wo muje chor gye to muje yakin aaya,
K koi be shaks zaruri nahi kisi k liye.

Dil mein nafrat le ker

Dil mein nafrat le ke baithey ho hamari hee mehfil mein hamare hee liye FARAZ :O
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Uth chal daffa ho. Nikal Etho Shabash :@

Happy Birthday

Its a nice feeling when you know
that someone likes you,
someone thinks about you,
someone needs you;
but it feels much better when
you know that someone
never ever forgets your birthday.
“HAPPY BIRTHDAY”.

Today Tommorow And Yesterday

Today,tommorow and yesterday there will be.
one heart that would always beat for you..
you know whose ??? .. your own stupid !!!

naimat per alhamdulliah

Hades-E-Pak (S.A.W)

“jab koe banda ALLAH ki naimat per ‘ALHAMDULLIAH’ ”

kehta hai to ALLAH us ko, us se AFZAL Naimat Ata Farmata hai ”

( IBN’E MAJA)

Friends are like balloons

Friends are like balloons.

if you let them go, you can not get them back

so i am gonna tie you to my heart

so i will never lose you

Ye Jahan Aur Wo Jahan

ik Ye Jahan,
ik Wo Jahan,
In “DO-JAHAN” k darmiyan,

Bas fasla hy ik
SAANS ka.

Jo chal rahi to
YE JAHAN,

Jo ruk gayi to
WO JAHAN.

Saanso Ki Iss maala me,

Moti Piro Lo DAROOD K.

Phr Ye JAHAN ho ya Wo JAHAN,

Hmare Sath Honge TAJDAR-E-DO JAHAN

Waddi Eid Aan Wali

Bakri : i love you . . . .

Bakra: hun ki faida, aggo waddi eid aan wali ay…!

Iftary Te Bula

(“,)/Aey Kia
<))Bolta Tu?
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(.”)Aey! Kia Mai
<((>Boloon?
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(“,)/
<))Sun
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(.”)
<((>
_/ _ Suna

Menu ni pta kal menu iftary te bula;-

Seeny Se Laga Ke Kaha

Seeny se laga ke kaha kerti thi maa mujh ko

to laaal hai na sata mujh ko

pachtaye ga ik din jab main chali jaun gi

na chahty hue bhi akela choor jaun gi

zamana dikhaee ga garmi ki shiddat tujh ko

yaad kerke roye ga tu phir mujh ko

muddad se meri maa ne seeny se nahin lagaya a

ab so gayi khaak main jab kuch kehny ka waqt aya

Difference between love and arrange marriage

Love Marriage Ka Matlab Apny boyFriend Ko husband Banana
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Arrange Marriage Ka Matlab?

KiSi Or K boyfriend Ko Apna husband Banana

Zindagi Mli To Kia Mli

zindagi mli to kia mli.

ban ke bewafa mili.

itny mery gunah na they

jitni mjy saza mili

Jab Tum Log Girls Ko

Jab tum log Girls ko
I Love U
kehtay ho to un ka haath Q pakar letay ho?

Boy:
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(‘.’) kidy chand e
<)) na kadd,,,,,,,,,
/’ Maary.,,,,,,,

Arzz Sirf Itna Hai

Arzz sirf itna hai dosti ke baarey mein,
Aadmi galat samjha aadmi ke baarey mein…

Ishq se wabstaa log

Toba Q Karty Ho Tum Ay IshQ Se Wabstaa Logo..

Mehboob Tumhara Bewafaa Ho To IshQ Ka Kaya Kasoor..??

Kinara Karne Walon Se

“SAQI Chalo Mushkil Sahi Lekin Guzara Kr Liya Jaye,,
Bhula Kr Us Ko Bas Jeenay Ka Chara Kr Liya Jaye..
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Kitaab-E-Ishq Mein Aisa Nahi Quliya Jisay Parrh Kr,,
Teri Mehfil Mein Dushman Ko Gawara Kr Liya Jaye..
:
Andheri Raat Mein Tanha Safar Krna Nahi Acha,,
Safar Mein Humsafar Koi Dobara Kr Liya Jaye..
:
Musalsal Ghum Uthanay Se Yehi Behtar Hai Agar Samjho,,
Kinara Karne Walon Se Kinara Kr Liya Jaye….

With hand of love

On the pages of roses

With da ink of moon light

With da hand of luv

A pen of prayers has written

Only 3 Words for u

HAPPY EID MUBARAK

Abortion wala stage

Najomi: Apki Bahu k 3 Abortion honge, phr bacha hoga.

Saas: Oh God!

Bahu: Ma jee Aap Potay ki tayari karo,

Abortion wala stage to college me Pura kar chuki hun

Tu bhe nahi mai bhi Nahi

Galtiyon se juda “tu b nahi main b nahi ”
Dono insan hain KhUDA”tu b nhi mai b nhi”
Tu mjhe or mai  tujhe ilzam deta hon.Magr!Apne undr jhaankta”tu b nhi mai b nhi”
Maslehat ne krdya peda dono mai ikhtilaf wrna,
Fitrat ka bura “tu b nhi mai b nhi”
Mukhtalif simto mai dono ka safar jari rha
Ik lamhe ko ruka “tu b nhi mai b nhi”
Chahte dono boht ik dosre ko hain mgr!
Ye haqiqat manta “tu b nhi mai b nhi”:

Khoob naam hai

Khoob naam hai “MUHAMMAD”, Jis pe nukta bhi “RABB” ko gawara nahi, Un ki muhabbat se jo moun pheray, Donon jahan mein us ka guzara nahi, Daman-e- MUSTAFA ko hum chhor dein, Itna kamzor emaan hamara nahi, Khud “ALLAH” ne Nabi se ye keh diya, Jo tumhara nahi wo hamara nahi..”SUBHAN ALLAH”

Jeevan bigad loge

Jaldbazi me Shadi karke sara jeevan bigad loge..

Wah… Wah

Jald bazi me Shadi karke sara jeevan bigad loge..

Wah…wah

Soch samaj Ke karoge to bhi kya ukhaad loge..??? 😛 😀

All You Need Is Love

All you need is love.
But a little chocolate now and then does not hurt.

Respect Those Friends

Respect those friends who find time for you

In their busy schedule.

But really love those friends who never see their

Schedule when you need them

Remember Someone

When U pray for others,
GOD listens to U & blesses them…

When U r happy & feel blessed,,,

Remember someone has prayed for U…
GOD bless u

Jaan jhoot ker

Tere waade par jiye ham, to yeh jaan jhoot jaana,
Ke khushi se mar na jaate agar aitbaar hota

Konse 2 rose

Konse 2 rose ap muje dena chahin gy

RED:love u

PINK: sweet

PRPLE:Hot

LIME:Cute

GREY: smart

BLUE:Cool

WHITE:Nice prsn

BLACK:Lvly

YELLOW:Best frnd

Rply Mst

Young Boy And Girl

A young boy Died, his mother Cried abi mere BACHE ne dikha hi kiy tha ,

Paros ke larki kaan me boli,

Don’t Worry Aunty!! Me ne sab kuch Dikha Diya Tha 😉

Meri beenai

Meri beenai se or meray Zehan se mehv hota nhe,

men ne Roo_e_Muhammad ko socha bohat or chaha bohat!

Aaj Kal Ke Baccho Ki Harampanti

aaj kal ke baccho ki harampanti

bubli: madam bus female hai ya male
(madam wat a cute ques.)
suddenly bunti reply
bunty:female pagli
(madam tensed)
bubly:kyu
(madam ?????)
bunty:kyuki saare uspe chadte hai
(madam gusse me)
bubly:agar log uspe chadte he to fir use bacche kyu nhi hote
(madam ghabrai hui)
bunty:kyuki sab uspe piche se chadte hai pagli
(madam sharam se pani pani)
bubly:accha pr conductor or driver to aage se chadte hai na
(madam pareshan)
bunty:are pagli kyuki wo dono topi phen ke chadte hai
(madam behosh)
jisko smjh aaya like kro vrna pogo khao

Zindagi jaa dhoond

Ae Zindagi Jaa Dhoond
Koi Kho Gaya Mujh Se

Wo Na Mila To Sun
Tujhay Bhi Khuda Hafiz.

Good Night Take Care

A Better Change

We can not change future. However, we can always make it better.
Be the change, see the change – A Better Change!

On your special day

Wishing you all the smiles
and happy moments
that you deserve
on your special day!
Happy Birthday to you!

A Man Jumpd Into Water

A Man Jumpd into Water & Didnt Come Out
Anothr Man Jumpd into Water & Didnt Come Out
A Pathan Scientst Was Watching
& Concluded
Humans r Soluble in water

Khuda ko Bhool gaye

Is Dil ko Dillagi se bachaya na ja saka

Qismat se apna ap churaya na ja saka

Hariet hai log kaise KHUDA ko bhool gye

Hum se to ik insan bhulaya na ja saka

Simplest Truth

Simplest Truth –

One Who Sends More

Forward Messages

To All

….

.

.

Is The One

Who Does Not Have

A b0yfriend .B-)

I Plan To Continue It In 2013

There have been many time in 2011
when I may disturbed you
troubled u
irritated u
bugged u
.
.
.
.
today I just wanna tell you
.
.
.
.
I plan to continue it in 2013.

Tum ne dekha

Tum ne dekha
hai kbi Chand pr behta Pani..??

Mene dekha hai Ye Manzer apna moun dhote hue.:-)

0ooh ) ( MY God:-) / /

Wo bakshta hy

Wo bakshta hy gunah e azem b lekin
hmari choti c naiki sanbhal rkhta hy
Hm usy bhol jaty hn roshni me
wo tariqi me b khyal rkhta hy
Jo kbi dair se lotun to mri maa ki tra
wo mry rizk ka hisa nikal rkhta hy
gharo me jin k diya b nhi hy un k ly
fiza me chand sitary uchal rkhta hy
(subhanAllah)
Subha bkhair!

10 ladkiyo ke sath affair

Shadi kw mandap me ladka ladki se Bola:
Mera 10 ladkiyo ke sath affair rha tha…
.
.
.
.
.
.
Ladki: Mujhe Pata tha, Jab Kundli Mili he to Character to milnge hi…

If U Never Taste

If U Never Taste A Bad Apple.
You Would Never Appreciate A Good Apple.
Sometimes We Need To Experience Bitterness Of Life To Understand The Value Of Sweetness.

ALLAH is the best listener

ALLAH is the best listener

u do not need to shout nor cry out loud because he hears even the very silent prayer of a sincere heart…..

Asal spelling ye hain

“Muhammad” ye spelling galat haiaur ye yahudion ney likhay hain”MU” latieni zaban ka lafz hai jis k mani pagal,(NA’OUZBILLA) Asal spelling ye hain “MOHAMMAD” ye SAUDIA WALON NE SAHI KIEY HAIN.Plz ye sms ko send kro ta k mere pyre “MOHAMMAD (Sallal laho alaihi wasallam) ki shaan mai gustakhi na ho.

Relationship with Allah

The most important relationship we can have is a relationship with Allah.

Embrace it, cherish it..

Love Your Parents

Love your parents
and treat them
with loving care…
For you will
only know
their value
when you see
their empty chair.

Charsi And Doctor

1 Charsi eyes donate karne gaya
After operation
Doctor: Kuch kehna chahte ho
Charsi: jisko b ankhen lagao ose bata dena
Ye 2 sooote lagane k baad khulti hain. :p

Ary Wah December

Ary wah Decembr…!!

aj to tu ne yakeen dila dia…

ke bin barse guzar jana teri adat na thi na hai ur na ho gi…

HAPPY RAINI9G NIGHT

saharay jitnay bhe

Khuda pe bhrosay ka hunar seekh lo

,,,MOHSIN,,,

saharay jitnay bhe sachay hon sath chorr jatay hein.

Hasb e Sabiq

Yeh Eid Bhi Guzaro Ga Hasb-e-Sabiq

Puranay Kapray Hain Aur Naye Ghum

I Honestly Tried

I Honestly Tried to ignore You
I Honestly Tried to Let You Go
I Honestly Tried to Forget You
I Honestly Tried Not to Care For You
I Honestly Tried Not to Think of You
I Honestly Tried Not to Long For You

But

I Honestly Cant… Because
I Honestly Love You so much

&

I Honestly Want you You Always With Me
Even if Sometimes i Get Hurt n Cry,
My Love For You Keeps Going Strong

You Are Sunshine Of My Life

Boy: You Are Sunshine of My Life.
Without You Life Is Cloudy.
You are in My Heart Like Rainy Water for Barren Land.
Girl: Darling!
Is it Proposal or Weather Report?

Milange Lakh Vaari

Jeende Rahe Ta Milange Lakh Vaari

Mar Gaye Ta Dilon Bhulaawi Na

Happy wid u

If every-1 is Happy wid u

Den surely u’ve made many “compromises” in ur life
&
If u r Happy wid every-1

Surely u’ve “ignored”many faults of others.

Ke Tum Kaun Hote Ho

wo subah neend se jaage
to muje se larne aye faraz…..
ka tum koun hote ho mare
khwaboon mein aane wale..

Last month loadshedding ka

Le wapda: yeh bass last month hai loadshedding ka

Le awam: wow great! yani us k baad bijli ni jaye gee?

Le wapda: ni, phirr bijli khatam ho jaye ge

Mera Haal wohe

Kyun Sharminda Kartay Ho,

Yeh Rasmi Baatein Poch Kar chand

Haal Mera Wohee Hai Jo Tum Ne BaNA Rakha Hai..

Tera muqam

Teri Yaad ElaJ-E-Gham Hai

S0och tera MuQaam Kia Ho Ga.?

Apni Gaariyon Ko

Ajeeb Hein Wo Log Jo Apni Gaariyon Ko To Dhaank Kr Rkhte Hein

Magar Apni Aurton Ko Beparda Rkhna Psnd Krte Hein.

Aankhen Bheeg Jaati Hain

Sumandar Mein Utarta Hoon Tou Aankhen Bheeg Jaati Hain
Teri Aankhon Ko Parhta Hoon Tou Aankhen Bheeg Jaati Hain

More The Knowledge

More the knowledge lesser the ego

Lesser the knowledge more tha ego

-Albet Einstein

Zakham e shanasa

Aik shakhs mujhe zakhm-e-shanasa day gya..
Jab day na saka pyar to ruswai day gya..
Aur jatay jatay apni nishani k tor pe..
Kitnay khaloos se mujhe tanhai day gya..!!

Ye Kamaal

!!!…Karta To Hai Wo Yaad Mujhe Chaahat Se Magar….!!!

!!!…Hota Hai Ye Kamaal Bari Muddaton Ke Baad.

An idea that can change your Wife

1 million copies of a new book sold In just 2 days due to typing error of 1 alphabet in title.

An idea, that can change ur wife

While real word was(life) :p

Goal in our Lives

Dear friends, relatives and strangers:

There are more goals in our lives than marrying someone.

So please stop asking us that when are you marrying.

Regards,
Irritated bachelors

Jab Tak Tere Sath Hain

Jab Tak tere sath hain tujhe,
“MAYOS”na hone dein ge…
“DOST”
Ummer bhar ki khushyon ka
Hum “WADA”nahi karte…

Mayusi Ke Lamhon Main

Agar Wo Mayusi K Lamhon Main, Zara Bhi Hosla Deta
Hum Kagaz Ki Kashti Pe, Samandar Main Utar Jate.

Mery Pyary pakistan

1 kharb

1 arab

1 karor

1 lakh

1 hazar

1 so

1 dafa

I LOVE YOU

Meri jaan

Mery chand

Mery sohny

Mery pyary

PAKISTAN
kia smjhe nadaan?

Ña Wafa Mangi

Ña Tüm Sé Muhbt Mangi
Ña Wafa Mangi

Hüm Ñé Tö Faqat Dosti Ki Éntiha Mangi

Tü Jahan B Rehy Sada Khush Rehy

Hum’Ñe Rö K Khuda Sé Yéhi Duaa Mangi.

MUSHARAF vs PPP JAMHORIAT

MUSHARAF vs PPP JAMHORIAT

Aata: Rs. 13=31
Sugar: 21=65
Milk: 32=58
Petrol: 54=661300 cc
car: 850000=1300000
Bike: 32000=45000
AC: 20000=32000
Stock Exchange: 16000 points=9000 points
US $: 60=84
GST: 11%=16%
Tax on call & sMs:15%=19%
Load shedding elec: 1-2 hours=14-18 hours
Suicidal attacks: few=daily.

Wasn t he better than these ppl whom we elected
to dig our own graves?
Must think next time when you select your leaders..

True Love Never Ends

True love does not have

a happy ending.

Because true love does not end

Optimistic in Life

Worries at the start of the day means u r still alive!!

Clothes that don’t fit means u have a good appetite.

Tears in ur eyes means there is somebody u care for.

The mess to clean after party means u have friends around u.

Roof that needs fixing means u have got a house.

Taxes to pay means u r not unemployed.

Msg on ur mobile means there is somebody who remembers u.

Learn to be optimistic in life because everything around u happens for a reason.:-)

Jo Mere Sawal Ka Jawab Dega

Teacher:
Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy.,
Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka.. 😉
Teacher:
Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..???
;
,
Pathan:
Main ne ….. yahooo.. … Chutti
Teacher shocked… :

Eid Ul Adha Is Eid Of Sacrifice

Eid ul adha is eid of sacrifice,
and commitment to Allahs orders,
May Allah bless us with the same in all circles of life,
and help all amongst us,
who are helpless,worried,
and waiting for his rehmat,
Ameen

If People Says You Are Crazy

If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax.
if they say you are stupid,be cool
but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.

Usool-E-Wafa

Mujh sy gily hain mujh pr bharosa nahi usy,
Ye soch kr hum ny b to roka nahi usay,

Wo shakhs kabhi chand sitaaron sy ye poochay,
Hy kon si wo raat jb socha nahi usay,

Alfaz teer ban k utarty rahy dil mein,
Sunty rahy chup chap hi, toka nahi usay,

Saghar, Ye mohabat nahi usool-e-wafa hai,
Hum jaan to dain gy magr dhoka nahi usay!

From: Qamar Saghir