Hadis Pak hai
1- Khuda ki khushi baap ki khushi ma hai
2-Sood khor ke DUA qabol nai hoti
3-Jisny namaz ki fiqr chori , ALLAH ne uski fiqr Chori
4-Joo shahks hr FARZ NAMAZ ke bad AYAT-AL-KURSI parhy ,
tous ke aur janat k darmyan ka fasla sirf MAUT ka hai
5-ALLAH us shakhs ko ABAD kerta hai jo HADIS sun ker dosro ko sunae
Sab se chupa kar dard jo woh muskura diya…
us ki hansi ne to aaj mujhe rula diya….
lehje se uth raha tha har ik dard ka dhuaan…
chehra bata raha tha k kuch ganwa diya…
aawaz mein thayrao tha aankhoon mein nami thi…
or keh raha tha k mein ne sab kuch bhula diya…
jane kya us ko logon sey thein shikayatein…
tanhaiyon ke daish mein khud ko basa diya…
khud bhi woh hum sey bichar kar adhura sa ho gaya….
mujh ko bhi itne logon mein tanha bana diya…
Being a good person is like being a goal keeper,
No matter how many goals we save,
People will remember only the one that we missed,
THats life! Just think on it..
*Rakha Jab Sajday Me Sar To Ehsaas Hua,
Dilon Me To Khuda Ko Basaya Nahi, Sajday Me Kis Ki Talash Hai___!*
Dolat Kamana Ki Adat Ya Khawaish To Sub Ko Hoti Ha
Per Kisi Ko Kum Aur Kisi Ko Ziyada.
Khuli Aankh Mein Sapna Jhaankta Hai
Wo Soya Hai Ke Kuch Kuch Jaagta Hai
Teri Chahat Ke Bheege Junglon Mein
Mera Tan, More Ban Kar Naachta Hai
Mujhe Har Kaifiyat Mein Kyun Na Samjhe
Wo Mere Sab Hawale Jaanta Hai
Main Uski Dastaras Mein Hon, Magar Wo
Mujhe Meri Raza Se Maangta Hai
Kisi Ke Dhyaan Mein Dooba Hua Dil
Bahane Se Mujhe Bhi Taalta Hai
Sarak Ko Chore Kar Chalna Parega
Ke Mere Ghar Ka Kaccha Raasta Hai
More on Urdu Love Poetry Shayari
Wo mare badsalooki mai bi mujhy dua dati hai.
Aghosh mai le kr sb ghum bhula date hai.
Yun lagta hai jaisy jannat sy a rahe ho khushbo.
Jb wo apny palu sy mujhy hawa dati hai.
Mai agar kroon anjany mai koi ghalte.
Meri ‘Maa’ es pr b muskura deti hai.
Kya khub bnaya hai rab ny rishta ‘Maa’ ka.
Weeran ghar ko b jannat bna dati hai
‘Maa’ ke bad mera kon sahara hai.
Ye he soch mujhy kbe kabi rula dati hai…!!
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Happy Mothers Day
Bersoon bad b mai us ki adat na badal sakka….!
Kash mai us ka pyar nahi us ki adat hota….”A’Nuu”
Two things will define your success in Life:
1. The way you manage when you have nothing.
2. The way you behave when you have everything.
Wo Ajnabi Tha To Mujse Dil Lagaya Kyun?
Is Gair Ko Apna Banaya Kyun ?
Wo Mera Hota To Mujhe Chhod K Kyun Jata?
Wo Mera Nahi Tha To Meri Zindagi Me Aya Kyun?
Din Mai 5 time Namaz Parhne ko Apne Aadat Bana Lo
Sirf ye soch Kar k kya pata k ye Azan Tm Aakhry Bar Sun rhe ho?
Kya pata Tmhara Rab Tumhai Aakhre bar Pukar Raha Hai?
80% log Tum mai se ise fwd nahe krte.
ALLAH TALLAH frmate hai k agar Tum apne Logo k Samnay
Mujhe Radd Kroge to Mai Tumhe Apne nazar mai Radd kar Dunga!
Jab adalaton k naam “Uzma” aur “Aalya” hon
to un ki izat looti hi jae gi
.. Veena malik ki iftikhar chaudry sy mulaqat k dooran izhar e hamdardi
BOY: Mere sath chalogi?
GIRL: Kahan
BOY: Jahaan tum kaho
GIRL: oK police station chalte hain.
BOY: Lo batao, ab banda apni Sister
se mazaq bhi nahi kr sakta.
mohabat k nafrat hai koi itna tu smjhaye..
kbhi main dil sy larta hon ,kbhi dil mjh sy lrta hai….
U make 10 friends,
Laugh wid 9,
Meet 8 of them,
Talk to 7,
Celebrate wid 6,
Share secrets with 5,
Trust 4,
Cry wid 3,
Take help of 2,
But never forget 1 like me:)
Laziness is the mother of all bad habits
But ultimately she is a mother and we should respect her
Live life like a pair of walking feet,
The foot that is forward has no pride & the foot behind has no shame
because they both knows their situation will change..
EK “CHUHA” THA ?
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Batameez sara msg hi kutar gya..
wrna itna kuch likha tha
Aapki tarif me k pucho mat.:-P
Main faqat Khaak hoon Magar’ “NAAME-E-MOHAMMAD” se hai Nisbat Meri
Yehi Aik Rishta Hai Jo Meri Aukaat badal deta hai.
A Dog Fell In Love
With A Cat
But
Dog’s Parents
Refused Cat
Gues Why?
The Gave A Solid Reason
Kurri Muchhaan wali aye
“Wellwisher is not who meets u daily & talks to u daily.
Wellwisher is 1 who may or may not meets u but always thinks of u & ur Hapiness…!
Mila k hath ek Roz, khud hi Daman Chura liya Us ne..!!!
Wo hi larka jo kabhi Agosh me Sonay ki Zid karta tha !!
Boy: Mein tumhay gallay lga Sakta hoo, withOut touching
Girl: Impossible
Boy: Lagi shartt ek Pepsi Ki ??
Girl: Ok
Boy: ne zor Se gallay lgaya
Girl: Hey You touched me
Boy : han to ro q rahi ho??? laa rha hoo na pepsi
Sardar:
Jadon meri navi navi shadi hui,
menu meri biwi inni s0hni lagdi c k dil karda c kha hi jaawan.
Friend:”Aur ab?”
Sardar:
“Kha hi janda
te changa c
” kAAM KI BAAT ”
Apne Bhtren WQt Ko “Namaz”K Lye
“Waqf”Kro
Q k Tmhre Sb Kaam Tumhari “Namaz” K Bad “Qabool” Honge. Plz 4wd JAZAKALLAH.
Friends are like stars, they come and go,
but the ones that stay are the ones that glow
We Are Often Betrayed By The Most Trusted Person &
Often Loved By The Most Unexpected
Ones..
Some people Make Us Cry On The Things that we Have Never Done,
While
Some people Ignore All Our mistakes Just 2 se Smile on our face..
Some Leave Us When We Need them The Most
& Some Stick To Us Even When We Ask Them 2 Leave…
World Is a Mixture Of Such People
We Just Need 2 Knw Which Hand is jst To Shake & Which Hand is To Hold…
Isi KARZ Ko Ada Krnay k Wastay Hum Saari Raat Nahi So patay
Ke Shayad Koi Jaag Rha Ho is Duniya Mein Humaray Liye.
GOOD NIGHT
Connect to ALLAH
because this line is
– Never Busy
– Always Answered
– No Hang up
– No Heart Break
Jab Bilkul Akely ho
ALLAH KO Yaad Kro
Preshan ho
DROOD SHARIF Parho
Udas ho
YA HAYEE-O-YA QAYYUM Parho
Tension me ho
YA RAHIMO Parho…
ik sardar footboll ki team khelny gay
to apni taraf hi 4 goal ka diye
logon ny pocha sardar sahib apni taraf hi q goal kar rahy ho
sardar replied that…….wo mje kaRNy hi nai dete me kia karon
Dhoka mila jab pyar main,
Zindagi mein udaasi chaa gayi,
Socha tha chorr dain is raah ko,
Kambhakht mohalley mein dusri agayi..
Milay Jahan Sy Kisi Ko Kaante Kisi K Hissey Gulaab Thehre_!
Jisey WOH Chahey Nawazta Hai Ye Mere RAB K Hisaab Thehre_!
Bara RAHEEM O KARIM Hai WOH Jisey B De De Ye Uski Marzi_!
Kisi K Hissey Sawab Likh De Kisi K Hisse Azaab Thehrey_!
Ye Apni Taqdeer Sy Mila Hai Kisi Ko Dariyaa Kisi Ko Sehraa_!
Koi Trasta Hai Boond Bhar Ko Kisi K Hissey Sailaab Thehre_!
Koi To Din Mei B Sapne Dekhe Kisi Sy Neendain B Door Bhaagain_!
Kisi K Hissey main Ratt Jagy To Kisi K Hissey Main khuwaab Thehre…
Jissy WOH Chahay Nawazta Hai… YE MERE RAB K HISAAB THEHRE…!
Boy: agar me mar gaya to kiya tm dosri shadi kerogi?
Girl: nai me apni BEHAN k 7 reh longi
Girl: agar me mar gayi to?
Boy: Me b tumari BEHAN ke sath rahlonga
Eid ul adha is eid of sacrifice, and commitment to Allahs orders,
May Allah bless us with the same in all circles of life,and help all amongst us,
who r helpless,worried, and waiting for his rehmat, Ameen.Eid Mubarak.
“Kash kuch Dino ke Liye Duniya ko chor jana Mumkin hota
“Faraz”
suna hai Log bohat yaad kerte hein Duniya se chale jany k baad..!!”
The only thing standing
between you and your goal is
the bullshit story you keep
telling yourself as to why
you can not achieve it.
Raat hui jab shaam k baad,
teri yaad ayi har baat ke baad,
humne khamosh rehkar bhi dekha,
teri awaaj ayi har saans ke baad..
From: zulqarnain haroon (00971552543943)
Roz gunaah karta hun, woh chupata hai Apni Rehmat se,
Mein majboor apni Aadat se, woh mashhoor Apni Rehmat se…
Nazar ko nazar ki khabar na lage,
Koi accha bhi is kadar na lage,
Aapko dekha hai bas us nazar se,
Jis nazar se aapko nazar na lage!
“Hawa jab zard paton ko juda shakhon se karti hai”
“Hmain tum se bichar jana yaad boht ata hai”
According to british psychology, the following r true, regarding ur month of birth:
January, Peace maker.
February, Playfull but clever.
March, Sacrificing nature.
April, Powerfull & charming.
May, Lucky & caring.
June, Lovable but funny.
July, Knowledgeable.
August, Emotional but dominating.
September, Surprising and stuborn
October, Adamant but nice.
November, Understanding.
December, Brilliant but silly.
The day we met,
that was by chance,
but the relationship we had,
was more than we cud sense.
Soz-e-Firaaq-e-Yaar Mein
Marna Nahi Kamal
Marr Marr k Hijr-e-Yaar Mein
Jeena Kamal Hy.
Why do we close our eyes
when we pray, cry, kiss, dream ?
Because the most beautiful things in life
are not seen
but
felt only by heart.
Samandar mein “Gehrai” ki tarah.
Piyar mein “Judai” ki tarah.
Khuda kare aap ki Girlfriend aap ko rakhe.
Bilkul apne chotay bhai ki tarahBolo Ameen:-)
humne bhi mangi thi duva aashiyane ki
chal padi aandhiyan jamane ki
koi na samajh saka mere gum ko
kyun ki mujhe aadat thi muskurane ki
Tu bacha bacha k na ralkh isey tera aina hai wo aina
k shikasta ho to aziz tar hai nigha e aina saaz main
Before you ask others, ask Allah.
Thats way, anyone you turn to after that
is surely a means of guidance in your matter, from Him.
Dear Customr,
Ab”WAPDA”
Laya Naya Packeg.
“5 Ka 55”
Yani her ghnta 5mint Light jalane
Per 55mint Loadsheding
Bilkul Free.
Faaidy=
1-mobile charge na hone se balance ki bachat.
2-TV na dekhne se gunhaon se bachne k ziada amkanat.
3-Bijli jane pr sabar karne!se jannat mein jane k ziada amkanat.
4-Bijli ane pr shukar karne pr ALLAH k shukar guzar bandon mein shamuliat.
Ye Offr La Mhdud Muddat K Lye Hai
“WAPDA” or awaam ki GAALIAN hamesha ka sath” :p
Guftgoo aisi cheez he jis ki waja se Insaan:
Ya to dil mein utar jata hay
Ya phir dil se utar jata hay.
When you know that ALLAH Stands with you… THEN…
It does not matter who Stands against you…
Zamin pe chl na ska asman sy b gya,
Katwa k pr wo parinda uraan sy b gya,
Tabah kr gai pakkay makan ki khwahish,
Mai apne gaon k kachay makan sy b gya,
Dost aag mei jal k b kya mila muj ko,
Usy bcha na ska apni jan sy b gya,
Bhulana chaha to uski b inteha kr di,
Wo shaks ab mery wehm-o-guman sy b gya,
Kisi k hath ka nikla huwa wo teer hoon mai,
Hadaf ko choo na ska or kamaan sy b gya.
If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything,
I will come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.
GirL: Main Kisi Aur Se Shadi kar Rahi Hun, Mujhe Bhul Jao !!
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BOY:-. . . . . . .
Na TeRe AaNe Ki KhUsHi, Na TeRe JaaNe Ka GhaM ,
DuSri PaTaYeNgE Tu JaA BeHeN AaJ Se TeRa QiSsA KhAtAm…
Boy to his friend:
yar me apni girlfriend ko kya birthday gift don.
Friend: kesi dikhti he,
Boy: beautiful
Friend: esa karo mera number de do…..!!:-)
Dosti muhabbat ka phool he sambhal kar rakhna
Tuty na dil kisi ka bus itna khyal rakhna….
“Ye Jan kr khushi hui k usay bhi Meray dukh dard ka ahsas hai
“” SAGAR”” ”Aaj us ne Bhi keh diya itne dukh sehtay ho, “Mar” Q Nahi Jaatay.
Hm to yun hi tez awaz mein sheela sheela kh rhe thy faraz…
Ammi ne chappal se hme neela peela kr dia..:-D
They Had a bicycle repair shop & a ‘Dream’ to make sumthng that flies. People laughd at them…
‘WRIGHT BroS’
(makers of aeroplane)
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He went 2 the Best University in the world, but got dropped out of that University & nevr graduated.
‘STEVE JOBS’
(owner of APPLE Computer)
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Teachers told him he wz “too stupid 2 learn anythng”
‘EDISON’
(inventor of light bulb)
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He was lectured after evry few days abt lack of interest in studies
Its Me’
(Coming soon)
Shukar ALLAH PAAK ka jis ne aap jaise insan se mera taluq jora magr afsos k mujh se kafi ghaltiyan bhi hui jo meri dunia o aakhrat ki nakami ka sabab bn sakti hain, Ho sakta hay pichlay saal SHAB.E.BAARAT pe mera AAMAAL NAMA meri ghaltion k sath band ho gaya ho, Agr kisi waqt meri kisi baat ne aapko dukh pohnchaya to KHUDARA mujhe maaf ker dein meharbani.. ALLAH TAALA maaf karne walon ko pasand karta hai. Me ap se dil se mafi chahta hn Plz duWao ma zaror yad rkhna
Khusra Maths K Paper Main uth k Dance Karny laga
Kisi Ne Pucha Yeh Kya Kar Rahy Ho.
khusra: Mere teacher Ne Kaha Tha maths me Har STep K Number HoTy Hain.
Dost: Biwi se Jhagda Solve hua kya?
Husband: Ghutno pe Chal k Aayi thi Mere Paas.. ghutno pe.
Dost: kya baat kar raha hai..
Husband: aur nahi to kya..
Dost: phir Kya Boli ?
Husband: Boli Palang k Neeche se
baahar aa jao Ab Nahi Maarungi..
Pak ny india ki bajA di .
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Galat matlb smjy ho gy :p
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Galat he ha 😀 :p
L0 ji. . . bus 24 r0zay reh gaye. . . . . . . . . . . . .
Rozo ka pata e nai laga… 😀
2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
Na my wife is better.
2nd went in and came out n said
U R right ur wife is much better.
The whole secret of a successful life
is to find out what is one’s destiny to do,
and then do it.
To realize the value of:
1year- Ask 1 who failed in an exam.
1month-Ask 1 who has not received his salary
1week-Ask 1 who has stayed in relative’s home
1day-Ask one who is fasting
1hour-Ask 1 who is waiting for someone
1min-Ask 1 who had just missed a bus.
1sec-Ask 1 who had escaped from an accident…
Every moment is a treasure…
Yesterday is history, 2morrow is a mystery..but today is a Gift, thats why we call it the ”PRESENT” =)
‘Allah jo rehmat logo’n k leay khol daey so iska koi bund krnay wala nahi or jis ko bund kr daey siwa uskay iska koi jari krnay wala nahi or wohi Ghalib Hikmat wala hai’
Sura Faatir Ayat#2
Dil ki basti mein karbala barpa
Lashay yadon k khaak mein ghiltan
Kheima-e-Fiqr zad pe shoalon ki
Harf sajda kunan hain honton per
Har taraf al-atash ki awazein
Maan nezon pay hain tarazu huey
Dharkno k galu pay khanjar hai
Khab k sar say chin chuki hai rida
Bain uthtay hain dil ki nagri say
Pyar ki alqama pay pehray hain
Zeest ko daan abla pai
Dast-e-Qatil mein zulf subha ki
Ashk arzan huey hain palkon pay
Phir Muharram kaa chand nikla hai
Zindagi me agar kuch hasil karna ho to hamesha apne dimagh ki suno Agar dimagh se koi jawab na aaye to Dil ki suno Wahan se bhi koi jawab na aae to Anhken band kr k socho k “Ya-Allah kahin me
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PATHAN to nahi?
A boy said:
i love u to a girl
But girl replied
s0ry i love sum 1 else
The b0y in sad m00d l0oked at the girl and said
Bataon teri ammi ko ?
